you don't need a horny forcefem torture basement but you do need to send a few scary emails, put together a capsule wardrobe, and schedule a cute haircut

too many people have drunk from the poisoned fountain of Corporate Canon and allowed suits to tell them what to believe about art

hmmm I dunno~ reciprocal fluttering sounds nice. I think it still counts as working 😜

just to conclude the story, no, I didn't ask, I got scared. He was just... overflowing with pure sauce he was chatting up the pack of feral gilfs that walked in and then got really into singing the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald.

gonna get fed twice today for sure 🐱

My wife is like "that's just a cool axe to him"