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Martin Shatzer
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Going to post my year end lists over here this year! Starting with my Spotify Wrapped top songs
December 3, 2025 at 10:24 PM
One of the best things about this holiday: Thanksgiving leftover tacos
November 28, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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Sometimes America is so beautiful it just makes you want to cry. From beauty.
November 8, 2025 at 4:51 AM
I pledge allegiance to these hands
INTERCEPTED

Mahomes pass to Kelce is bobbled and Bobby Wagner grabs it for the pick!

That's 2 first half interceptions for Mahomes, and we are still scoreless!

#RaiseHail
October 28, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Biggest question heading into #SNL tonight: Who will be Sally during Role Model’s performance?
October 12, 2025 at 3:30 AM
That’s awesome! I wonder who the other 99,000,000 streams came from.
October 8, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Taylor: in a loving relationship, owns all of her work, the happiest she’s ever been.

Also Taylor:
October 1, 2025 at 5:54 PM
KOUASSI!!!!
August 16, 2025 at 2:12 AM
WHY NOT 12:12 PM TAYLOR?! Some of us need our sleep!
🚨| Taylor Swift’s official website now features a countdown set to expire on August 12 at 12:12 AM ET!!!!
August 12, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Why not NICE GUYS 2?
Ryan Gosling and Will Ferrell to star in action comedy ‘TOUGH GUYS.’

It follows two henchmen who are tired of being disposable and break free from the criminal underworld, rewriting the rules as they build a new life on their own terms.
July 16, 2025 at 11:24 PM
This would be an incredible combination of talent and material. Hope it happens!
Jac Schaeffer is in talks to serve as the showrunner on Amazon’s ‘FOURTH WING’ TV adaptation.

Best known for ‘WandaVision’ and ‘Agatha All Along.’

(https://deadline.com/2025/07/fourth-wing-jac-schaeffer-showrunner-amazon-series-deal-1236446925/)
July 1, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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Derik Queen is going to be remembered as an iconic Terp for this game-winner alone.

The 4-seeded Terps survive CSU and advance to the Sweet 16.
March 24, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Ovechkin is on fire! Such a pleasure to be able to watch history being made
February 23, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Happy with the #grammys winners except it’s boring to give best song & best record to the same thing. Once Not Like Us won, I was pulling for Birds of a Feather or Pls Pls Pls for song. But not shocking to see the rap song win when you nominate 7 pop songs and 1 rap song with 13000 people voting
February 3, 2025 at 12:01 PM
What a fun season for the #Commanders. Watching the past few games with my daughters has been the joy of a lifetime. This is not the end, it’s the beginning. #RaiseHail
January 26, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Andrew Dismukes and his Puppet Dad an instant #snl classic
January 26, 2025 at 5:37 AM
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Latest from @dvnjr and me.
*How Dan Snyder views Commanders' run from afar: 'He f—-ing hates it'
*How Snyder tried to blow up the sale to Harris at the eleventh hour
*Nee stuff on legal cases, his life in London, and why Jerry Jones says "It was time for a divorce.”

www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...
Sources: Snyder 'hates' Commanders success
Sources close to the ex-Commanders owner say he remains in denial over what led to his ouster from the NFL.
www.espn.com
January 25, 2025 at 11:55 AM
So what’s the weather look like next Sunday in Philadelphia?
January 19, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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With Washington’s win tonight, every NFC team other than the Dallas Cowboys now will have played in a conference championship game going back to the 1996 season.

The Cowboys last NFC title game appearance was 1995.
January 19, 2025 at 4:45 AM
My fantasy football championship comes down to Daniels/McLaurin tonight vs Purdy/Kittle tomorrow. Potential for me to be very upset by the end of the night. Go Commanders!
December 30, 2024 at 12:53 AM
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"Okay, get some snaps of that Mangione character, but you better not pull any bullshit where he looks like the subject in a 16th century painting called 'Christ taken at the Garden of Gethsemane'."
"Okay, now don't be mad but..."
December 19, 2024 at 9:25 PM
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I’ve needed an escape and so have been turning to fiction, and y’all, I haven’t read in so long a book as exhilarating and beautifully humane as Barbara Kingsolver’s “Demon Copperhead.” I turned the last page and yet can’t get the characters and the writing out of my head. Do yourselves a favor.
December 19, 2024 at 8:24 PM
I will be getting 4 hours of sleep max
Enjoying one last Eras Tour live stream.
December 9, 2024 at 5:05 AM
Thanks to The Ringer and literally no one else for the great podcasts this year! (And especially to the hosts who have migrated to Bluesky @seanfennessey.bsky.social @jowrotethis.bsky.social @nathanchubbard.bsky.social)
December 4, 2024 at 2:35 PM
As usual, my Spotify Wrapped reflects my current musical taste, which is equal parts 41 year old man and teenage girl.
December 4, 2024 at 2:32 PM