Matt Shaffer
@mshaffer.bsky.social
COME ON YOU HOUNDS!!!!! CHAMPIONS!!!!!!!!
November 22, 2025 at 7:58 PM
COME ON YOU HOUNDS!!!!! CHAMPIONS!!!!!!!!
Come on you Hounds!!!!!!!
November 22, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Come on you Hounds!!!!!!!
They're gonna do a whole lot of stuff to try and deflect for Pedo-in-Chief.
JUST IN: U.S. Secretary of War Hegseth announces Operation Spear to remove “narco-terrorists from our Hemisphere”
November 13, 2025 at 11:56 PM
They're gonna do a whole lot of stuff to try and deflect for Pedo-in-Chief.
You caved & got the guarantee of a vote (it won't happen) on something that has zero chance of passing. Even if it does pass, it dies via veto on the president's desk. I'd have more respect for these people if they just came out & admitted they didn't want the shutdown to ruin their holiday travels.
Angus King: "This initial strategy didn't work. And now we have one. We're gonna have a guaranteed vote on the ACA, and it may not succeed. I grant that. But a reasonable chance -- 10, 20, 30% -- is a lot better than 0% which is where we were."
November 10, 2025 at 1:55 PM
You caved & got the guarantee of a vote (it won't happen) on something that has zero chance of passing. Even if it does pass, it dies via veto on the president's desk. I'd have more respect for these people if they just came out & admitted they didn't want the shutdown to ruin their holiday travels.
What he means is, "it was going to make it difficult to fly home for Thanksgiving."
November 10, 2025 at 3:07 AM
What he means is, "it was going to make it difficult to fly home for Thanksgiving."
Jesus, these bozos are absolute idiots.
Hassan: My vote was to do two things: 1) Make sure the government is functioning… 2) continue the fight to a realistic platform to get the premium tax cuts done. If that is not successful, then shame on the Republican Party and shame on Donald Trump.
November 10, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Jesus, these bozos are absolute idiots.
The President is fighting to starve the most vulnerable. Think about that. The cruelty is the point. If you're one of those people that still says that both sides are the same, you're an idiot.
BREAKING: The Trump administration seeks an emergency pause to a court order demanding full November SNAP payments.
Trump administration seeks to halt SNAP food aid payments after a court order
The Trump administration has asked a federal appeals court to block a judge’s order to distribute November’s full SNAP benefits during a U.S. government shutdown. U.S.
bit.ly
November 7, 2025 at 3:43 PM
The President is fighting to starve the most vulnerable. Think about that. The cruelty is the point. If you're one of those people that still says that both sides are the same, you're an idiot.
We had to do the same thing for my grandma when she got dementia so that she knew where she was and wouldn't get lost.
November 5, 2025 at 4:17 PM
We had to do the same thing for my grandma when she got dementia so that she knew where she was and wouldn't get lost.
Watch this clip. Remember though, you shouldn't accuse them of being racists.
Vance says it is "totally reasonable and acceptable" for people to not want to live next door to people who speak a different language than they do
October 29, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Watch this clip. Remember though, you shouldn't accuse them of being racists.
“The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.”
- George Orwell, 1984
- George Orwell, 1984
Mike Johnson shamelessly lies: "We strengthened Medicaid. We improved healthcare access and we lowered premiums with our legislation."
October 22, 2025 at 2:32 PM
“The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.”
- George Orwell, 1984
- George Orwell, 1984
I was so proud to vote this man in to the Senate.
I'll be even prouder to vote him out of office.
I'll be even prouder to vote him out of office.
Fetterman responds to Boyle criticizing him for voting with Republicans and cozying up to Trump: "My real problem with Congressman Boyle is that he likes the Eagles more than the Steelers. And he's entitled to his other kinds of opinions, including being on the wrong side of Wawa."
October 22, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I was so proud to vote this man in to the Senate.
I'll be even prouder to vote him out of office.
I'll be even prouder to vote him out of office.
James 1:26
Those who consider themselves religious and yet do not keep a tight rein on their tongues deceive themselves, and their religion is worthless.
Those who consider themselves religious and yet do not keep a tight rein on their tongues deceive themselves, and their religion is worthless.
I am completely awestruck by the ease with which Mike Johnson lies on a daily basis. I'll never understand how such a transparently fraudulent "man of faith" can live with themselves. Life is too short to be that phony.
October 21, 2025 at 3:31 PM
James 1:26
Those who consider themselves religious and yet do not keep a tight rein on their tongues deceive themselves, and their religion is worthless.
Those who consider themselves religious and yet do not keep a tight rein on their tongues deceive themselves, and their religion is worthless.
"I was married but I'm not married anymore. Women don't like the vehicle."
October 16, 2025 at 5:01 PM
"I was married but I'm not married anymore. Women don't like the vehicle."
The ease with which these people lie to the American people's faces is astounding! The fact that half the country believe it though may be even more astounding.
Mike Johnson: "We've always stood with Capitol police and law enforcement. We've shown that in word and deed."
October 15, 2025 at 4:41 PM
The ease with which these people lie to the American people's faces is astounding! The fact that half the country believe it though may be even more astounding.
What do these bozos even mean with saying "no kings equals no paychecks"? So federal employees only get paid if everyone is cool with the US having a king?
October 15, 2025 at 1:46 PM
What do these bozos even mean with saying "no kings equals no paychecks"? So federal employees only get paid if everyone is cool with the US having a king?
Hey @johnfetterman.com. As one of your constituents, I just wanted to let you know that it's not a good look for you when a white nationalist like Stephen Miller is name dropping you in something he perceives as positive.
the smugness of Stephen Miller in dealing with reporters is off the charts
October 6, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Hey @johnfetterman.com. As one of your constituents, I just wanted to let you know that it's not a good look for you when a white nationalist like Stephen Miller is name dropping you in something he perceives as positive.
This dude is throwing himself a UFC themed birthday party on the White House lawn on the tax payer's dime.
Trump: "On June 14 next year we're gonna have a big UFC fight at the White House, right at the White House, on the grounds of the White House."
October 5, 2025 at 8:43 PM
This dude is throwing himself a UFC themed birthday party on the White House lawn on the tax payer's dime.
Who does she think pays for the emergency room visit when an uninsured American has to go to the hospital? Just once, I'd love to hear any journalist rebut these bozos with that question.
Leavitt: "When an illegal alien goes to the emergency room, who's paying for it? The American taxpayer."
October 3, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Who does she think pays for the emergency room visit when an uninsured American has to go to the hospital? Just once, I'd love to hear any journalist rebut these bozos with that question.
So you expect me to believe that this dude knows every time his son looks at porn, but he never sees the crazy shit that the president is always saying in front of cameras?
MADELEINE DEAN: The president is unhinged. He's unwell
JOHNSON: A lot of folks on your side are too
D: Oh my god, please. That performance in front of the generals?
J: I didn't see it
D: It's so dangerous! Our allies are looking elsewhere. Our enemies are laughing. You have a POTUS who's unwell.
JOHNSON: A lot of folks on your side are too
D: Oh my god, please. That performance in front of the generals?
J: I didn't see it
D: It's so dangerous! Our allies are looking elsewhere. Our enemies are laughing. You have a POTUS who's unwell.
October 2, 2025 at 3:03 AM
So you expect me to believe that this dude knows every time his son looks at porn, but he never sees the crazy shit that the president is always saying in front of cameras?
You know that family member you have whose brain has been pickled by Fox News? That's who's leading this country. www.kgw.com/article/news...
September 28, 2025 at 10:21 PM
You know that family member you have whose brain has been pickled by Fox News? That's who's leading this country. www.kgw.com/article/news...
This man has any information he would ever need at his fingertips, yet we're being led by Grandpa who's getting his information from Fox News. This is the dumbest timeline.
Trump says he’s authorized Hegseth to use “Full Force” against Antifa in “War ravaged” Portland
September 27, 2025 at 9:58 PM
This man has any information he would ever need at his fingertips, yet we're being led by Grandpa who's getting his information from Fox News. This is the dumbest timeline.
The amount of times I've used the Lord's name in vain in the past 8 months because of these bozos is for sure going to keep me from getting raptured any time soon.
September 26, 2025 at 4:20 PM
The amount of times I've used the Lord's name in vain in the past 8 months because of these bozos is for sure going to keep me from getting raptured any time soon.
Reposted by Matt Shaffer
Kimmel: "He might have to release the Epstein files to distract us from this now."
September 24, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Kimmel: "He might have to release the Epstein files to distract us from this now."