Martini Seltzermayr
@mseltzermayr.bsky.social
Former chef de drinks cabinet for Jean-Claude Juncker and Avocaat General. Frothing at the EU bubble.
Hear me out: Take the Russian frozen assets, but use them to finish the Schuman roundabout
October 24, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Hear me out: Take the Russian frozen assets, but use them to finish the Schuman roundabout
French government blames Brussels for loopholes in Anti-Ladder Directive #fantasyheadlines
October 20, 2025 at 6:56 AM
French government blames Brussels for loopholes in Anti-Ladder Directive #fantasyheadlines
October 13, 2025 at 7:29 AM
When I’m on the doorstep ahead of EU elections what I most often hear is “Where, WHERE is the stock taking for the clean transition dialogues”
Now, finally,,
Now, finally,,
April 10, 2024 at 11:20 AM
When I’m on the doorstep ahead of EU elections what I most often hear is “Where, WHERE is the stock taking for the clean transition dialogues”
Now, finally,,
Now, finally,,
What idiot called it “EU degree” and not “Gravy Training”
March 27, 2024 at 3:50 PM
What idiot called it “EU degree” and not “Gravy Training”
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Congress, why are you banning TikTok when Microsoft Teams is RIGHT THERE
March 14, 2024 at 11:25 PM
Congress, why are you banning TikTok when Microsoft Teams is RIGHT THERE
(William Shatner voice) European health data space: the European health data final frontier
March 15, 2024 at 10:32 AM
(William Shatner voice) European health data space: the European health data final frontier
A spokesperson for LinkedIn said he was “Honoured and humbled” to have received the request
The EU has announced an investigation into AliExpress, and asked LinkedIn for more information on how it was complying with the bloc’s new digital content rules.
Europe’s content police have a new target: generative AI
The EU announces that it’s looking into AliExpress, LinkedIn and generative AI.
www.politico.eu
March 14, 2024 at 2:47 PM
A spokesperson for LinkedIn said he was “Honoured and humbled” to have received the request
Anyone know how you say FML in Latin www.politico.eu/article/dark...
Dark Cardinal Selmayr headed for the Vatican
Martin Selmayr, once called the ‘Monster of the Berlaymont’ by his colleagues, will stay far away from Brussels with a new role.
www.politico.eu
March 12, 2024 at 10:42 PM
Anyone know how you say FML in Latin www.politico.eu/article/dark...
This arrived far later than promised, appropriately enough
March 11, 2024 at 3:40 PM
This arrived far later than promised, appropriately enough
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i'd be lying if i neglected to say that don't not think that this isn't good clear communcation
March 11, 2024 at 1:57 PM
i'd be lying if i neglected to say that don't not think that this isn't good clear communcation
Oh so the Yanks are doing a State of the Union now too, huh? Cute
March 8, 2024 at 8:44 AM
Oh so the Yanks are doing a State of the Union now too, huh? Cute
All political careers end in failure, but not so many begin and middle in them too. Farewell Terry www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-poli...
March 8, 2024 at 7:27 AM
All political careers end in failure, but not so many begin and middle in them too. Farewell Terry www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-poli...
BREAKING: Apple Music fined €1.8 billion for that playlist your ex boyfriend made
March 4, 2024 at 12:20 PM
BREAKING: Apple Music fined €1.8 billion for that playlist your ex boyfriend made
Presumably Amazon will just deliver their lobbyists to the building next door
February 29, 2024 at 4:08 PM
Presumably Amazon will just deliver their lobbyists to the building next door
I’m sorry but those STRIKE AT THE EIFFEL TOWER headlines aren’t real, they’re just there to decorate the newsstand in a Hollywood movie about a kooky Midwesterner in Paris
February 22, 2024 at 10:20 AM
I’m sorry but those STRIKE AT THE EIFFEL TOWER headlines aren’t real, they’re just there to decorate the newsstand in a Hollywood movie about a kooky Midwesterner in Paris
Once again, slowly: this IS the Brussels effect
January 29, 2024 at 7:39 AM
Once again, slowly: this IS the Brussels effect
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'Micron' was *right there*
January 11, 2024 at 8:30 AM
'Micron' was *right there*
Go Schmitty! It’s been like nearly five years since we had an EC President from Luxembourg
It's looking increasingly likely that Luxembourg’s EU Commissioner Nicolas Schmit will lead the Socialists’ campaign for the European Parliament elections in June.
Nicolas Schmit gets German backing to lead Socialists’ EU election campaign
German Social Democrats push for EU jobs commissioner to be the center-left lead candidate.
www.politico.eu
January 10, 2024 at 2:20 PM
Go Schmitty! It’s been like nearly five years since we had an EC President from Luxembourg
Kyriakos Mitsokakis raises one eyebrow, and then the other
Really big and important job in the cultural sector - Director of the British Museum. Needs someone with serious leadership qualities in a complex space. Board is open to candidates from outside the museum sector. £215k. Do you know someone who might be good?
www.saxbam.com/appointment/...
www.saxbam.com/appointment/...
British Museum - Saxton Bampfylde - Global Executive Search & Leadership Consulting %
The British Museum is the oldest national public museum in the world. Its mission is to house, curate, conserve, research and exhibit a collection of
www.saxbam.com
January 10, 2024 at 10:14 AM
Kyriakos Mitsokakis raises one eyebrow, and then the other
Let’s see if Attal lasts longer than a laitue braisée à l’huile de truffe
January 9, 2024 at 3:13 PM
Let’s see if Attal lasts longer than a laitue braisée à l’huile de truffe
That Charles Michel would put his alleged future career prospects ahead of the EU does not speak highly of the EU
January 9, 2024 at 9:32 AM
That Charles Michel would put his alleged future career prospects ahead of the EU does not speak highly of the EU
She’s running
January 8, 2024 at 1:47 PM
She’s running
Apparently AI is being trained on European Parliament speeches, which explains a lot
January 8, 2024 at 1:08 PM
Apparently AI is being trained on European Parliament speeches, which explains a lot
any tips for someone planning a visit to Switzerland?
Apart from don’t
Apart from don’t
December 22, 2023 at 6:53 AM
any tips for someone planning a visit to Switzerland?
Apart from don’t
Apart from don’t