Martini Seltzermayr
@mseltzermayr.bsky.social
Former chef de drinks cabinet for Jean-Claude Juncker and Avocaat General. Frothing at the EU bubble.
October 13, 2025 at 7:29 AM
This arrived far later than promised, appropriately enough
March 11, 2024 at 3:40 PM
This arrived far later than promised, appropriately enough
Once again, slowly: this IS the Brussels effect
January 29, 2024 at 7:39 AM
Once again, slowly: this IS the Brussels effect
She’s running
January 8, 2024 at 1:47 PM
She’s running
Apparently AI is being trained on European Parliament speeches, which explains a lot
January 8, 2024 at 1:08 PM
Apparently AI is being trained on European Parliament speeches, which explains a lot
any tips for someone planning a visit to Switzerland?
Apart from don’t
Apart from don’t
December 22, 2023 at 6:53 AM
any tips for someone planning a visit to Switzerland?
Apart from don’t
Apart from don’t
But 42 million of them are just fast forwarding through the boring bits
December 20, 2023 at 12:35 PM
But 42 million of them are just fast forwarding through the boring bits
New EU rules on substances of human origin welcomed by stake-holders #fantasyheadlines
December 15, 2023 at 11:30 AM
New EU rules on substances of human origin welcomed by stake-holders #fantasyheadlines
“Circular construction products”
The EU legislative process has literally just reinvented the wheel
The EU legislative process has literally just reinvented the wheel
December 13, 2023 at 5:21 PM
“Circular construction products”
The EU legislative process has literally just reinvented the wheel
The EU legislative process has literally just reinvented the wheel
NOW TRILOGUEST
December 9, 2023 at 7:10 AM
NOW TRILOGUEST
“Let’s walk down Bd Adenauer, and persuade our weaker governors to have the kind of pride and boldness that they need to take back our lending arm”
December 8, 2023 at 7:06 AM
“Let’s walk down Bd Adenauer, and persuade our weaker governors to have the kind of pride and boldness that they need to take back our lending arm”
MORE TRILOGUE
December 7, 2023 at 9:37 AM
MORE TRILOGUE
Now make it more trilogue
December 7, 2023 at 9:37 AM
Now make it more trilogue
ChatGPT, draw me a trilogue
December 7, 2023 at 9:36 AM
ChatGPT, draw me a trilogue
The EU’s #animaltransport plans seem pretty decent
December 7, 2023 at 8:30 AM
The EU’s #animaltransport plans seem pretty decent
BREAKING: Results from the Dutch election just in
November 22, 2023 at 2:10 PM
BREAKING: Results from the Dutch election just in