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MsEllaSimone
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Ella. My greatest ambition is to own a Giraffe and ride it into the West End. And to build a hotel for goats, up a tree
That Hegseth prick’s speech was just this, wasn’t it?
Well this is what I heard, with FAFO proudly scattered through the lyrics.
September 30, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Dog days
August 11, 2025 at 12:19 PM
A little video of sanctuary life
June 4, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Nigel escaped this morning, and headed straight to brunch
May 25, 2025 at 12:43 PM
New garden mates in slow motion #bats
April 17, 2025 at 11:37 PM
After 2 weeks of these fatties visiting me and just sitting on my fence watching me garden, they have figured out where I spend the rest of the daylight hours.
April 15, 2025 at 4:11 PM
After feeding them daily for 3 months, I thought they’d come to be friends, but they are obviously pigeon porn stars who just wanted me to film them having sex
March 29, 2025 at 7:38 PM
“Have you made any friends in your new area Ella?”

Yep!
March 6, 2025 at 3:43 PM