Lisa W
@msbehaviour.bsky.social
Pied piper of chaos. Flamingo enthusiast. Unicorn aficionado. Corvid collector. HVAC Queen. Foul-mouthed do-gooder. Underdog champion. Bird whisperer. Low key weird. Magic maker.
The espresso machine at Tim Hortons is the new ice cream machine at McDonalds.
Witch, I wish you would. #NoAlCappucino for me
Witch, I wish you would. #NoAlCappucino for me
November 1, 2025 at 5:16 PM
The espresso machine at Tim Hortons is the new ice cream machine at McDonalds.
Witch, I wish you would. #NoAlCappucino for me
Witch, I wish you would. #NoAlCappucino for me
Finally getting your ADHD managed, meds working well, slowly working out habits just for perimenopause to bust in and yell hold my beer, I’m here! 🤦♀️
Because fuck women 😆 😭
Because fuck women 😆 😭
a woman is standing in front of a door with the words i 'm here written in red
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October 30, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Finally getting your ADHD managed, meds working well, slowly working out habits just for perimenopause to bust in and yell hold my beer, I’m here! 🤦♀️
Because fuck women 😆 😭
Because fuck women 😆 😭
I was slowing down to make a left hand turn in a very, VERY quiet area, turn signal on, and some asshole decided to pass me ON THE LEFT. No traffic anywhere but me and him, and he couldn’t wait?
My Ram would have faired a lot better than his little dinky sedan. Should have let him slam into me.
My Ram would have faired a lot better than his little dinky sedan. Should have let him slam into me.
October 7, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I was slowing down to make a left hand turn in a very, VERY quiet area, turn signal on, and some asshole decided to pass me ON THE LEFT. No traffic anywhere but me and him, and he couldn’t wait?
My Ram would have faired a lot better than his little dinky sedan. Should have let him slam into me.
My Ram would have faired a lot better than his little dinky sedan. Should have let him slam into me.
This is not a drill. Get your booties over to Parlour coffee and get your lips around their NEW banana bread latte. 👀 🤤. 🍌 🍞 ☕️
They caramelize the bananas for the syrup in a vegan butter IN HOUSE.
Grrrrl, go get it. #Winnipeg
They caramelize the bananas for the syrup in a vegan butter IN HOUSE.
Grrrrl, go get it. #Winnipeg
October 6, 2025 at 5:05 PM
This is not a drill. Get your booties over to Parlour coffee and get your lips around their NEW banana bread latte. 👀 🤤. 🍌 🍞 ☕️
They caramelize the bananas for the syrup in a vegan butter IN HOUSE.
Grrrrl, go get it. #Winnipeg
They caramelize the bananas for the syrup in a vegan butter IN HOUSE.
Grrrrl, go get it. #Winnipeg
Currently furiously cleaning my house (day 2 of) so I can offhandedly say “sorry about the mess”, though it will be the cleanest and most organized my house has been in months.
a blurred image of a person holding a dumbbell with the words " excuse the mess " below it
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October 5, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Currently furiously cleaning my house (day 2 of) so I can offhandedly say “sorry about the mess”, though it will be the cleanest and most organized my house has been in months.
Bird photo dump 🧵
Ravens
Ravens
October 4, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Bird photo dump 🧵
Ravens
Ravens
hey @secondnaturemb.bsky.social I sent you a message on FB messenger, didn’t realize we weren’t connected so you may need to check your “other inbox” :)
October 4, 2025 at 3:54 PM
hey @secondnaturemb.bsky.social I sent you a message on FB messenger, didn’t realize we weren’t connected so you may need to check your “other inbox” :)
What kind of birb is this? (Undiagnosed, but something ain’t right)
October 4, 2025 at 3:49 PM
What kind of birb is this? (Undiagnosed, but something ain’t right)
Being smart is overrated. Good lord
July 31, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Being smart is overrated. Good lord
Greater yellowlegs. I’m always torn on my opinion about our ability to name birds. We are either really great or really awful.
July 26, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Greater yellowlegs. I’m always torn on my opinion about our ability to name birds. We are either really great or really awful.
swainson’s hawk, and a crow in disbelief at my audacity in being tardy for dinner. (He’s a regular at work)
It may be my favourite crow photo to date. 🐦⬛
It may be my favourite crow photo to date. 🐦⬛
July 26, 2025 at 3:01 PM
swainson’s hawk, and a crow in disbelief at my audacity in being tardy for dinner. (He’s a regular at work)
It may be my favourite crow photo to date. 🐦⬛
It may be my favourite crow photo to date. 🐦⬛
Alrighty my fellow bird nerds!
Months of patience paid off; after listening to the neighbourhood Merlins screech every dusk & dawn daily , one came in for a landing less than 15 feet from me.
Now, what do we think this menace is eating because it kinda looks like one of their own 👀
Months of patience paid off; after listening to the neighbourhood Merlins screech every dusk & dawn daily , one came in for a landing less than 15 feet from me.
Now, what do we think this menace is eating because it kinda looks like one of their own 👀
July 20, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Alrighty my fellow bird nerds!
Months of patience paid off; after listening to the neighbourhood Merlins screech every dusk & dawn daily , one came in for a landing less than 15 feet from me.
Now, what do we think this menace is eating because it kinda looks like one of their own 👀
Months of patience paid off; after listening to the neighbourhood Merlins screech every dusk & dawn daily , one came in for a landing less than 15 feet from me.
Now, what do we think this menace is eating because it kinda looks like one of their own 👀
Reposted by Lisa W
TW: SA
Can we take a moment to talk about the absolute audacity of defense lawyer Mike Cook in this particular case?
www.winnipegfreepress.com/breakingnews...
The crown is seeking 20 years (BRAVA) but Mike Cook wants just 6 years "describing him as a loving father of two" in one breath...
-cont-
Can we take a moment to talk about the absolute audacity of defense lawyer Mike Cook in this particular case?
www.winnipegfreepress.com/breakingnews...
The crown is seeking 20 years (BRAVA) but Mike Cook wants just 6 years "describing him as a loving father of two" in one breath...
-cont-
Manitoba Crown seeks 20 years for convicted sex offender
Prosecutors are seeking a 20-year prison sentence for a small business owner convicted of sexually exploiting two vulnerable 13-year-old girls, one of whom later died of a drug overdose. Michael Bruce...
www.winnipegfreepress.com
July 14, 2025 at 7:20 PM
TW: SA
Can we take a moment to talk about the absolute audacity of defense lawyer Mike Cook in this particular case?
www.winnipegfreepress.com/breakingnews...
The crown is seeking 20 years (BRAVA) but Mike Cook wants just 6 years "describing him as a loving father of two" in one breath...
-cont-
Can we take a moment to talk about the absolute audacity of defense lawyer Mike Cook in this particular case?
www.winnipegfreepress.com/breakingnews...
The crown is seeking 20 years (BRAVA) but Mike Cook wants just 6 years "describing him as a loving father of two" in one breath...
-cont-
TW: SA
Can we take a moment to talk about the absolute audacity of defense lawyer Mike Cook in this particular case?
www.winnipegfreepress.com/breakingnews...
The crown is seeking 20 years (BRAVA) but Mike Cook wants just 6 years "describing him as a loving father of two" in one breath...
-cont-
Can we take a moment to talk about the absolute audacity of defense lawyer Mike Cook in this particular case?
www.winnipegfreepress.com/breakingnews...
The crown is seeking 20 years (BRAVA) but Mike Cook wants just 6 years "describing him as a loving father of two" in one breath...
-cont-
Manitoba Crown seeks 20 years for convicted sex offender
Prosecutors are seeking a 20-year prison sentence for a small business owner convicted of sexually exploiting two vulnerable 13-year-old girls, one of whom later died of a drug overdose. Michael Bruce...
www.winnipegfreepress.com
July 14, 2025 at 7:20 PM
TW: SA
Can we take a moment to talk about the absolute audacity of defense lawyer Mike Cook in this particular case?
www.winnipegfreepress.com/breakingnews...
The crown is seeking 20 years (BRAVA) but Mike Cook wants just 6 years "describing him as a loving father of two" in one breath...
-cont-
Can we take a moment to talk about the absolute audacity of defense lawyer Mike Cook in this particular case?
www.winnipegfreepress.com/breakingnews...
The crown is seeking 20 years (BRAVA) but Mike Cook wants just 6 years "describing him as a loving father of two" in one breath...
-cont-
For the record it IS kind of a big deal as we are northwest of the core breeding area and these are a very rare sighting here. Manitoba doesn’t even make the map for their range.
July 12, 2025 at 9:37 PM
For the record it IS kind of a big deal as we are northwest of the core breeding area and these are a very rare sighting here. Manitoba doesn’t even make the map for their range.
July 12, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Reposted by Lisa W
Who knew? Patience IS a virtue! I have been watching a pair of kestrels since late March/early April. I’ve watched them build a nest, I’ve seen them with prey in their talons and today I met their baby! #ExploreMB @birdsoftheworld.bsky.social #Kestrels #Raptors
What a gorgeous falcon bird 😉
What a gorgeous falcon bird 😉
July 3, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Who knew? Patience IS a virtue! I have been watching a pair of kestrels since late March/early April. I’ve watched them build a nest, I’ve seen them with prey in their talons and today I met their baby! #ExploreMB @birdsoftheworld.bsky.social #Kestrels #Raptors
What a gorgeous falcon bird 😉
What a gorgeous falcon bird 😉
Who knew? Patience IS a virtue! I have been watching a pair of kestrels since late March/early April. I’ve watched them build a nest, I’ve seen them with prey in their talons and today I met their baby! #ExploreMB @birdsoftheworld.bsky.social #Kestrels #Raptors
What a gorgeous falcon bird 😉
What a gorgeous falcon bird 😉
July 3, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Who knew? Patience IS a virtue! I have been watching a pair of kestrels since late March/early April. I’ve watched them build a nest, I’ve seen them with prey in their talons and today I met their baby! #ExploreMB @birdsoftheworld.bsky.social #Kestrels #Raptors
What a gorgeous falcon bird 😉
What a gorgeous falcon bird 😉
Hear me out @vancityreynolds.bsky.social You produce a Disney movie about the #WrexhamDragons & ride or die fan base, casting Hugh Jackman to play the one & only, well YOU.
It can’t miss. Sports, tragedy, triumph, underdogs, Wolverine. 12/10
Bonus points to cast Gordon Ramsey as Phil Parkinson
It can’t miss. Sports, tragedy, triumph, underdogs, Wolverine. 12/10
Bonus points to cast Gordon Ramsey as Phil Parkinson
a man in a yellow and blue armor says " right "
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June 28, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Hear me out @vancityreynolds.bsky.social You produce a Disney movie about the #WrexhamDragons & ride or die fan base, casting Hugh Jackman to play the one & only, well YOU.
It can’t miss. Sports, tragedy, triumph, underdogs, Wolverine. 12/10
Bonus points to cast Gordon Ramsey as Phil Parkinson
It can’t miss. Sports, tragedy, triumph, underdogs, Wolverine. 12/10
Bonus points to cast Gordon Ramsey as Phil Parkinson
Snapped a couple cedar waxwings today and was delighted to finally get a decent picture of the kestrel I’ve been staking out for months, complete with vole! Then an hour or so later he reappeared with what looks to be hairless chunks of vole lol
June 23, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Snapped a couple cedar waxwings today and was delighted to finally get a decent picture of the kestrel I’ve been staking out for months, complete with vole! Then an hour or so later he reappeared with what looks to be hairless chunks of vole lol
What a find IN TOWN this morning! Trumpeter Swan
June 22, 2025 at 6:25 PM
What a find IN TOWN this morning! Trumpeter Swan
Morning with a view. Note the funky glassware from Tupelo Honey (southern food from the Gods) in Indianapolis, the pin on my phone case gives me a giggle and then my small sanctuary in the backyard with the best flowers around 😉 💀 🦩 🧘♀️
June 21, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Morning with a view. Note the funky glassware from Tupelo Honey (southern food from the Gods) in Indianapolis, the pin on my phone case gives me a giggle and then my small sanctuary in the backyard with the best flowers around 😉 💀 🦩 🧘♀️
My guy! My grackle friend with leucism is either back for a second season, or I’ve had 2, 2 years in a row.
June 20, 2025 at 10:24 PM
My guy! My grackle friend with leucism is either back for a second season, or I’ve had 2, 2 years in a row.
This sweet little Robin was waiting very patiently for me to refill the front feeder this AM. Posed nice and pretty, too.
June 20, 2025 at 7:19 PM
This sweet little Robin was waiting very patiently for me to refill the front feeder this AM. Posed nice and pretty, too.