Last night my friend and I were grabbing drinks when a pretty hot couple asked if we were swingers, so I’m feeling pretty hot today
December 24, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Last night my friend and I were grabbing drinks when a pretty hot couple asked if we were swingers, so I’m feeling pretty hot today
Manners is such a weird English word to me
December 19, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Manners is such a weird English word to me
Most of the new iPhone updates are buggy but the seamless transition behind songs on a music playlist rock. I am IN IT during this workout
December 16, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Most of the new iPhone updates are buggy but the seamless transition behind songs on a music playlist rock. I am IN IT during this workout
Pretty crazy how work sucks so much balls
December 15, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Pretty crazy how work sucks so much balls
Hey! Check out my new website if you’re into guitar lessons or need a guitarist or music for a film!
mason-sams.com
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MASON SAMS Musician | Los Angeles, CA Hey, I'm Mason! I’ve been playing music most of my life at this point—starting with school bands and choir (even steel
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December 10, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Hey! Check out my new website if you’re into guitar lessons or need a guitarist or music for a film!
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i’m “taking supplements for my cognitive health” years old
December 10, 2025 at 2:14 AM
i’m “taking supplements for my cognitive health” years old
Really enjoying music lately
December 10, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Really enjoying music lately
My coworker abuses the “email sent with High Importance” feature on outlook and I think she should be stoned to death
December 9, 2025 at 10:02 PM
My coworker abuses the “email sent with High Importance” feature on outlook and I think she should be stoned to death
Yo! Anyone looking for guitar lessons? Feel free to hit me up - lemme help you shred!
December 9, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Yo! Anyone looking for guitar lessons? Feel free to hit me up - lemme help you shred!
Fucking devastating how delicious chocolate churro turtle chips are
December 4, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Fucking devastating how delicious chocolate churro turtle chips are
Shitting without pooping
November 27, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Shitting without pooping
Any bassists wanna jam sometime soon? Los Angeles! #losangeles
November 7, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Any bassists wanna jam sometime soon? Los Angeles! #losangeles
Kinda crazy you can crap your pants whenever you want
November 6, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Kinda crazy you can crap your pants whenever you want
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A nationwide search for "Observe And Report-type dudes." A whole new parallel armed force made up of guys who have described themselves as "a pretty serious DUI guy" in conversation. A qualification exam where the only task is getting upset and driving your truck into another truck. A new age.
New ICE recruiting methods have resulted in half of this group of absolute winners failing AN OPEN BOOK TEST
October 23, 2025 at 2:15 PM
A nationwide search for "Observe And Report-type dudes." A whole new parallel armed force made up of guys who have described themselves as "a pretty serious DUI guy" in conversation. A qualification exam where the only task is getting upset and driving your truck into another truck. A new age.
@rileybreck.bsky.social any chance a combined horizons/east and west tour? I’m loving this new album and can’t wait to see the songs live
October 9, 2025 at 6:02 PM
@rileybreck.bsky.social any chance a combined horizons/east and west tour? I’m loving this new album and can’t wait to see the songs live
Absolutely love the new thrice album, well done, @rileybreck.bsky.social
October 3, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Absolutely love the new thrice album, well done, @rileybreck.bsky.social
Bringing back pwning
September 30, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Bringing back pwning
Having a crapture rn (where I poop a lot and say Jesus Christ)
September 23, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Having a crapture rn (where I poop a lot and say Jesus Christ)
Staring longingly at the LOG OUT red button on my work computer
April 8, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Staring longingly at the LOG OUT red button on my work computer
Is Dvorak’s Symphony No 7 one of the best things I’ve ever heard? I’m thinking yes, but gonna have to listen again to double check
March 27, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Is Dvorak’s Symphony No 7 one of the best things I’ve ever heard? I’m thinking yes, but gonna have to listen again to double check
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Not a profound or nuanced observation, obviously, but I am really struggling with how fucking evil everything is every day. Everything I love and admire about this stupid and amazing country just constantly getting vandalized and brutalized by people who hate all those things. Not digging it.
ICE raid in NJ nets two kebab shop owners here since 2008, have American children and grandchildren; their application for permanent residence, they say, has been under adjudication since 2016. Why are people like this being singled out for arrest other than raw bigotry? patch.com/new-jersey/h...
Support Surges For Haddon Twp. Restaurant Owners Detained By ICE
The husband and wife own and operate Jersey Kebab. Their green card applications are still pending after 9 years, according to their family.
patch.com
March 15, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Not a profound or nuanced observation, obviously, but I am really struggling with how fucking evil everything is every day. Everything I love and admire about this stupid and amazing country just constantly getting vandalized and brutalized by people who hate all those things. Not digging it.
I hate when someone does something so stupid that I start second guessing myself and wonder if I’m stupid
March 13, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I hate when someone does something so stupid that I start second guessing myself and wonder if I’m stupid
My dad keeps sending me AI memes and I’m losing my mind
February 28, 2025 at 4:21 PM
My dad keeps sending me AI memes and I’m losing my mind
open mic at a bar in LA hearing the absolute worst cover of “she will be loved” you’ve ever heard. Guitar is out of tune, vocals are literally the same note and the guitar sounds like someone playing guitar in a car on a bumpy road. Vibes are immaculate. It’s only his first song of two.
February 26, 2025 at 4:17 AM
open mic at a bar in LA hearing the absolute worst cover of “she will be loved” you’ve ever heard. Guitar is out of tune, vocals are literally the same note and the guitar sounds like someone playing guitar in a car on a bumpy road. Vibes are immaculate. It’s only his first song of two.