Dreadful performance from this team so far.

Well that was shite

Massive away win for the little fella.

One of the things I like most about this app is not having to be bombarded with posts about fucking CBD products from Z list celebrities and ex sports stars preying on the gullible for a bit of cash. Cunts.

Mazraoui is something else. Quality player. #manchesterunited #manutd

Great to see my son playing at right back, keeping up the tradition.

just fire flaming arrows at the HMRC and pour a big cauldron of boiling oil on them you fucking fanny

Loaded: Lads, Mags and Mayhem documentary on BBC is a nostalgia-fest. So many memories of the late 90s! Life without social media and smart phones seems so distant 😬

A policeman just told me to ‘stop my messing around’ turns out he wasn’t a real copper, he was one of the specials.

Share this if you think Elon is a soccer douche who can’t even lace up his cleats before soccer practice

Right Bluesky please do share this especially to parents of kids aged 4+.

I’m doing my award-winning comedy show for kids in central London on Saturday November 30th. There will be:
• Jokes
• Songs
• Weird stuff
• A sausage bird
• Drawing
• More weird stuff

underbellyboulevard.com/tickets/olaf...

I always take a photograph to the barber to make sure he gets my haircut right, It's a photo of his family tied up in a disused warehouse.

More marathon training. Keep your eyes peeled for my donation/sponsorship requests!

This reminds me of early Twitter.