we did the math (we did the monster math)
the monster math (it causes homework wrath)
the monster math (it fell into the bath)
we did the math (we did the monster math)
the monster math (it causes homework wrath)
the monster math (it fell into the bath)
we did the math (we did the monster math)
October 10, 2025 at 9:08 PM
we did the math (we did the monster math)
the monster math (it causes homework wrath)
the monster math (it fell into the bath)
we did the math (we did the monster math)
the monster math (it causes homework wrath)
the monster math (it fell into the bath)
we did the math (we did the monster math)
mackerel sky, mackerel sky
not long wet nor not long dry
not long wet nor not long dry
October 7, 2025 at 1:35 AM
mackerel sky, mackerel sky
not long wet nor not long dry
not long wet nor not long dry
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Velocipede [vuh-LAH-suh-peed]
(n.)
- An early form of the bicycle, usually having two or three wheels, that is propelled by the rider. A ‘bone-shaker’.
Used in a sentence:
“The velocipede was discovered days later, leaning gently against a locked door, its handlebars inexplicably damp.”
(n.)
- An early form of the bicycle, usually having two or three wheels, that is propelled by the rider. A ‘bone-shaker’.
Used in a sentence:
“The velocipede was discovered days later, leaning gently against a locked door, its handlebars inexplicably damp.”
September 29, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Velocipede [vuh-LAH-suh-peed]
(n.)
- An early form of the bicycle, usually having two or three wheels, that is propelled by the rider. A ‘bone-shaker’.
Used in a sentence:
“The velocipede was discovered days later, leaning gently against a locked door, its handlebars inexplicably damp.”
(n.)
- An early form of the bicycle, usually having two or three wheels, that is propelled by the rider. A ‘bone-shaker’.
Used in a sentence:
“The velocipede was discovered days later, leaning gently against a locked door, its handlebars inexplicably damp.”
they fit a little better if you wash them and they shrink
(if you haven't got a washer you can slosh them in the sink)
but you really have to soak them if they're sweaty and they stink
until the stains are gone
laundry, laundry hallelujah (repeat 3x)
they're dry so put them on
(if you haven't got a washer you can slosh them in the sink)
but you really have to soak them if they're sweaty and they stink
until the stains are gone
laundry, laundry hallelujah (repeat 3x)
they're dry so put them on
July 23, 2025 at 3:30 PM
they fit a little better if you wash them and they shrink
(if you haven't got a washer you can slosh them in the sink)
but you really have to soak them if they're sweaty and they stink
until the stains are gone
laundry, laundry hallelujah (repeat 3x)
they're dry so put them on
(if you haven't got a washer you can slosh them in the sink)
but you really have to soak them if they're sweaty and they stink
until the stains are gone
laundry, laundry hallelujah (repeat 3x)
they're dry so put them on
A mystery, wrapped in an enigma, behind an OUT OF ORDER sign.
July 7, 2025 at 8:01 PM
A mystery, wrapped in an enigma, behind an OUT OF ORDER sign.
February 24, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Saaaaaayyy, those are some very tall heavily-textured socks you're knitting. Be a real shame if you ran out of yarn halfway through the toe decreases.
February 17, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Saaaaaayyy, those are some very tall heavily-textured socks you're knitting. Be a real shame if you ran out of yarn halfway through the toe decreases.
Reposted by Mr. Velocipede
For a few years now I've been increasingly suspicious of the way Neil Gaiman seems to be attempting to position himself as the inheritor of Terry Pratchett's legacy, so I wanted to write a little about that & why speculation about whether PTerry knew he was a creep kind of misses the point (small 🧵)
January 15, 2025 at 4:35 AM
For a few years now I've been increasingly suspicious of the way Neil Gaiman seems to be attempting to position himself as the inheritor of Terry Pratchett's legacy, so I wanted to write a little about that & why speculation about whether PTerry knew he was a creep kind of misses the point (small 🧵)
Every so often, my mom sends me a text that's basically just "I’m going to ruin your whole day! 💀😁🌿"
January 16, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Every so often, my mom sends me a text that's basically just "I’m going to ruin your whole day! 💀😁🌿"
So how did anyone else spend their afternoon?
January 14, 2025 at 10:50 PM
So how did anyone else spend their afternoon?
Hello! How fortunate it is that I have run into you just now. I'm sure you're curious about how the house construction is going. There's been some progress with the masonry.
December 28, 2024 at 5:13 PM
Hello! How fortunate it is that I have run into you just now. I'm sure you're curious about how the house construction is going. There's been some progress with the masonry.
happy holiday, hooligans.
December 24, 2024 at 8:48 PM
happy holiday, hooligans.
Some guilloche snowflakes. Happy solstice!
December 21, 2024 at 6:21 PM
Some guilloche snowflakes. Happy solstice!
Reposted by Mr. Velocipede
Bumper stycker ydea: HONK YF YE WOLDE RATHIR BE LISTENINGE TO THE 1992 HIT SINGLE "PEACE AND LOVE INC." BY MINNEAPOLIS-ST. PAUL SYNTHPOPPE BANDE INFORMATION SOCIETYE
December 11, 2024 at 7:20 PM
Bumper stycker ydea: HONK YF YE WOLDE RATHIR BE LISTENINGE TO THE 1992 HIT SINGLE "PEACE AND LOVE INC." BY MINNEAPOLIS-ST. PAUL SYNTHPOPPE BANDE INFORMATION SOCIETYE
It has been one of those heavily overcast days when I keep waiting for it to get light, and now it's getting dark.
December 9, 2024 at 9:23 PM
It has been one of those heavily overcast days when I keep waiting for it to get light, and now it's getting dark.
I always like to check in at astrologyzone dot com at the beginning of the month, to read the message about why the month's horoscopes aren't out yet.
December 2, 2024 at 9:44 PM
I always like to check in at astrologyzone dot com at the beginning of the month, to read the message about why the month's horoscopes aren't out yet.
I almost didn't make a #fractal calendar this year, because I'm feeling extremely dubious about even wanting there to be a next year. But here it is anyway. www.zazzle.com/digital_baro...
Digital Baroque 2025 Calendar | Zazzle
This is a calendar with fractals on it.
www.zazzle.com
December 2, 2024 at 6:37 PM
I almost didn't make a #fractal calendar this year, because I'm feeling extremely dubious about even wanting there to be a next year. But here it is anyway. www.zazzle.com/digital_baro...
some cool ideas with halftones and rubber stamps!
For using the halftone stamps with straight edges, turns out Post-its work great as masking:
December 1, 2024 at 12:25 AM
some cool ideas with halftones and rubber stamps!
I've been trying to distract myself from the horrors of modern life by #knitting unnecessarily complex cable swatches. They are partly inspired by printer's ornaments and other typographic elements.
November 24, 2024 at 1:54 AM
I've been trying to distract myself from the horrors of modern life by #knitting unnecessarily complex cable swatches. They are partly inspired by printer's ornaments and other typographic elements.