I always knew you were the BBC's voice of God from the moment I first heard you knocking it out from the top of Wenvoe. Bless you.

Thank you for letting Jesus come in your hands. Have a blessed day!

Thank you to my husband for the name of my most famous campaign which he says describes me perfectly, and to my eldest boy for saying this new name shows what Our Shining Lord thinks of me. Praise be!

I should think not, young man! This is DISGUSTING and you should be ashamed of yourself. Putting taxi drivers out of work by using Socialist trains. May Our Glorious Lord forgive you.

Still, The Lord knows that I enjoyed everybody coming to my big opening.