Mrs Whitehouse
@mrswhitehouse.bsky.social
Wolverhampton-based Christian housewife and leading Clean Up National Television campaigner.
This is an excellent way to let Jesus come into your eyes.
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November 14, 2025 at 11:04 PM
This is an excellent way to let Jesus come into your eyes.
Praise be to the lovely Nini Firetti, who had the weekday breakfast show on Radio West for six weeks before moving to weekends when God came into his mouth.
June 30, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Praise be to the lovely Nini Firetti, who had the weekday breakfast show on Radio West for six weeks before moving to weekends when God came into his mouth.
You have to obey all of Our Glorious Lord’s Ten Commandments. You can’t just open a book and rub one out.
May 16, 2024 at 2:17 PM
You have to obey all of Our Glorious Lord’s Ten Commandments. You can’t just open a book and rub one out.
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He has come! Hallelujah!
March 31, 2024 at 9:13 AM
He has come! Hallelujah!
Today is a good day to let Jesus come in you.
February 10, 2024 at 8:57 AM
Today is a good day to let Jesus come in you.
My neighbour has a huge butt. I can’t look out of my nets without seeing him in the back alley cleaning his butt or moving his butt hither and yon. Yesterday his wife was elbow deep in his butt and he was enjoying every moment of it. Such a waste of Our Perfect Lord’s rainwater.
October 15, 2023 at 11:00 PM
My neighbour has a huge butt. I can’t look out of my nets without seeing him in the back alley cleaning his butt or moving his butt hither and yon. Yesterday his wife was elbow deep in his butt and he was enjoying every moment of it. Such a waste of Our Perfect Lord’s rainwater.
As Britain's leading Clean Up National Television campaigner, I'm delighted to announce my new movement to sort out social media: People Really Intend Causing Kindness. Let us all open our hands before Our Lord and let him come into them.
October 13, 2023 at 4:24 PM
As Britain's leading Clean Up National Television campaigner, I'm delighted to announce my new movement to sort out social media: People Really Intend Causing Kindness. Let us all open our hands before Our Lord and let him come into them.
Oh, Our Magnificent Lord forgive me, but I'm having such terrible trouble at the moment. All I want is someone to come round and quickly fill my hole. Next door got her hole filled twice last month, but I get nothing. I shall be writing to Wolverhampton Council if I damage tyre on my car.
October 12, 2023 at 4:43 PM
Oh, Our Magnificent Lord forgive me, but I'm having such terrible trouble at the moment. All I want is someone to come round and quickly fill my hole. Next door got her hole filled twice last month, but I get nothing. I shall be writing to Wolverhampton Council if I damage tyre on my car.
On that Channel 4 monstrosity last night somebody said "w-mb". I had to rewind my Betamax 18 or 19 times to make sure I'd heard correctly. DISGUSTING. This is not what ordinary Christian licence payers wish to see and I will write to Mr Wedgwood-Benn AGAIN in the hopes that he will finally listen.
October 10, 2023 at 4:44 PM
On that Channel 4 monstrosity last night somebody said "w-mb". I had to rewind my Betamax 18 or 19 times to make sure I'd heard correctly. DISGUSTING. This is not what ordinary Christian licence payers wish to see and I will write to Mr Wedgwood-Benn AGAIN in the hopes that he will finally listen.
It turns out, Our Lord forgive us, that the local branch of Fine Fare sell something called, and I shudder to say it, "P-t N--dle". DISGUSTING. I am starting a campaign immediately. Young children might have seen such obscenities. Hard drugs and male members in plain sight. Awful, awful, awful.
October 10, 2023 at 4:37 PM
It turns out, Our Lord forgive us, that the local branch of Fine Fare sell something called, and I shudder to say it, "P-t N--dle". DISGUSTING. I am starting a campaign immediately. Young children might have seen such obscenities. Hard drugs and male members in plain sight. Awful, awful, awful.
The Good Lord bless my sons. My youngest always likes to put on my new underwear and my new dresses and wear them about town for an hour or two in the evenings in order to make sure that there's no possibility of me developing an allergic reaction later. I am truly blessed!
October 10, 2023 at 4:26 PM
The Good Lord bless my sons. My youngest always likes to put on my new underwear and my new dresses and wear them about town for an hour or two in the evenings in order to make sure that there's no possibility of me developing an allergic reaction later. I am truly blessed!
Well, I watched the Socialist give his speech at his semi-organised riot today, and I was not impressed. I am, Our Glorious Lord knows, politically neutral, but I can't help but wish that Mrs Tr-ss would return to power. Perhaps with a less sickening and offensive name.
October 10, 2023 at 4:11 PM
Well, I watched the Socialist give his speech at his semi-organised riot today, and I was not impressed. I am, Our Glorious Lord knows, politically neutral, but I can't help but wish that Mrs Tr-ss would return to power. Perhaps with a less sickening and offensive name.
Shamefully, the man next door has complained about the noise my husband makes when he is having sexual relations. I have told my husband he must never go round there again.
October 10, 2023 at 4:03 PM
Shamefully, the man next door has complained about the noise my husband makes when he is having sexual relations. I have told my husband he must never go round there again.
Rejoice! Rejoice! He has come!
October 10, 2023 at 3:56 PM
Rejoice! Rejoice! He has come!
I have not told of this before to anybody except the vicar, but I had dreams of being an actress. They came to nothing, despite everybody who saw my Fanny by Gaslight raving about it.
October 10, 2023 at 12:04 AM
I have not told of this before to anybody except the vicar, but I had dreams of being an actress. They came to nothing, despite everybody who saw my Fanny by Gaslight raving about it.
I'm not a fan of the glorified d-vil worship that is "Halloween". Nobody likes to open their front door at night and find a pair of ghoolies right in their face.
October 9, 2023 at 5:58 PM
I'm not a fan of the glorified d-vil worship that is "Halloween". Nobody likes to open their front door at night and find a pair of ghoolies right in their face.
Again and again I see people make awful double entendres on this interwebsite. I'm a very tolerant Christian woman, so I wouldn't ban them, but the next time you feel like making a string of them, Our Lord Jesus would advise you to rub one out.
October 9, 2023 at 5:57 PM
Again and again I see people make awful double entendres on this interwebsite. I'm a very tolerant Christian woman, so I wouldn't ban them, but the next time you feel like making a string of them, Our Lord Jesus would advise you to rub one out.
The three lovely young men who share the one-bedroom maisonette at the end of my road tell me they have taken up the noble art of boxing. They were explaining today how they had spent the entire weekend fisting each other. Bless!
October 9, 2023 at 5:49 PM
The three lovely young men who share the one-bedroom maisonette at the end of my road tell me they have taken up the noble art of boxing. They were explaining today how they had spent the entire weekend fisting each other. Bless!
There is far too much filth on this interwebsite. You should all be ashamed. The next time you find yourself about to say something coarse or obscene, get on your knees and let Jesus come into your mouth instead.
October 9, 2023 at 5:47 PM
There is far too much filth on this interwebsite. You should all be ashamed. The next time you find yourself about to say something coarse or obscene, get on your knees and let Jesus come into your mouth instead.