Seamus Stackpoole
@mrstackpoole.bsky.social
Comedian emeritus to the Dublin comedy scene
Apparently it's supposed to be an internal monologue and not an internal dialogue
May 20, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Apparently it's supposed to be an internal monologue and not an internal dialogue
Remember politicians are public servants, they work for us.
Politicians are not royalty. Stop fucking worshipping them you weird freaks. They're policy piñatas. You're supposed to yell at them until some good policies fall out.
March 31, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Remember politicians are public servants, they work for us.
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yesterday I had a conversation with a friend of mine about doing a tabletop RPG about winning the papal conclave and I am so into it
March 31, 2025 at 6:27 PM
yesterday I had a conversation with a friend of mine about doing a tabletop RPG about winning the papal conclave and I am so into it
Improve a first line by substituting Mrs Dalloway.
"It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking Mrs Dalloway."
"It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking Mrs Dalloway."
Improve a first line by substituting Mrs Dalloway.
"Stately, plump Mrs Dalloway came from the stairhead, bearing a bowl of lather on which a mirror and a razor lay crossed."
"Stately, plump Mrs Dalloway came from the stairhead, bearing a bowl of lather on which a mirror and a razor lay crossed."
Improve a first line by substituting Mrs Dalloway.
In a hole in the ground there lived Mrs Dalloway.
In a hole in the ground there lived Mrs Dalloway.
March 31, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Improve a first line by substituting Mrs Dalloway.
"It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking Mrs Dalloway."
"It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking Mrs Dalloway."
I've never known peace like this crab has
I try to stay away from politics but this crab eating a grape is very important.
March 30, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I've never known peace like this crab has
There she goes, by the La's
Fuck your favourite song. Tell me your least favourite song. The one that makes you die inside the moment you hear the first 3 seconds.
March 30, 2025 at 7:47 PM
There she goes, by the La's
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TFW someone who relentlessly tweets shit puns suddenly tries to make a Good Point
Feel like this bit from Octopussy should be a meme
March 30, 2025 at 10:37 AM
TFW someone who relentlessly tweets shit puns suddenly tries to make a Good Point
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Seeing a lot of GenAi images being made to make fun of Trump and Elon lately. It's not great to see.
December 20, 2024 at 7:40 AM
Seeing a lot of GenAi images being made to make fun of Trump and Elon lately. It's not great to see.
Of course Mr Rogers was saying this over 30 years ago when computers were much more primitive, todays computers are far more wonderful and precious than human beings
March 28, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Of course Mr Rogers was saying this over 30 years ago when computers were much more primitive, todays computers are far more wonderful and precious than human beings
Maybe the best kid in a movie joke has to be the little girl in demolition man who says "fuck you lady" to the reporter who asks John Spartan to justify the destruction of a 7 million dollar mini mall to save a girl who's ransom was "only" twenty five thousand dollars.
March 28, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Maybe the best kid in a movie joke has to be the little girl in demolition man who says "fuck you lady" to the reporter who asks John Spartan to justify the destruction of a 7 million dollar mini mall to save a girl who's ransom was "only" twenty five thousand dollars.
I think if you've read and watched Sci fi and you think "oh fuck yeah! Yes! Death robots to kill the poor, cool! How soon can we make those?" and not "we must never allow this to happen" you shouldn't be allowed become a politician, or a billionaire, or allowed have scissors really
March 28, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I think if you've read and watched Sci fi and you think "oh fuck yeah! Yes! Death robots to kill the poor, cool! How soon can we make those?" and not "we must never allow this to happen" you shouldn't be allowed become a politician, or a billionaire, or allowed have scissors really
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New research from the ESRI has found that foreign-born residents are more likely to be employed, active in the labour market, and better educated compared to the Irish-born population.
Migrants more likely to be working than Irish-born - ESRI
New research from the ESRI has found that foreign-born residents are more likely to be employed, active in the labour market, and better educated compared to the Irish-born population.
www.rte.ie
March 28, 2025 at 6:50 AM
New research from the ESRI has found that foreign-born residents are more likely to be employed, active in the labour market, and better educated compared to the Irish-born population.
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There is nothing in the world more humbling for a man than seeing the sheer quantity of notifications his handsome friend has unopened on his dating apps
March 19, 2025 at 11:13 PM
There is nothing in the world more humbling for a man than seeing the sheer quantity of notifications his handsome friend has unopened on his dating apps
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One name has been conspicuously absent from the discourse about who should run for the Áras
March 27, 2025 at 12:04 AM
One name has been conspicuously absent from the discourse about who should run for the Áras
One name has been conspicuously absent from the discourse about who should run for the Áras
March 27, 2025 at 12:04 AM
One name has been conspicuously absent from the discourse about who should run for the Áras
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Your Father will appear in Avengers Doomsday and will say he loves you
March 26, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Your Father will appear in Avengers Doomsday and will say he loves you
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nobody is immune to propaganda, but it does help if you can develop a moral framework independent of a book you read when you were twelve
March 26, 2025 at 4:10 PM
nobody is immune to propaganda, but it does help if you can develop a moral framework independent of a book you read when you were twelve
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Michael Lowry, to the people of Ireland, Government TD, The Dáil, 25-03-2025, colourised.
a man in a blue jacket is holding his hand to his chin .
Alt: Fr Dick Byrne from the show Father Ted in a blue jacket is holding his hand to his chin, then he drops it out of frame only to flip two fingers to the camera while smiling and raising an eyebrow like a jerk, just like the TD Michael Lowry did in Dáil Eireann today.
media.tenor.com
March 25, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Michael Lowry, to the people of Ireland, Government TD, The Dáil, 25-03-2025, colourised.
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Got thrown out of that museum where they keep the ice man, but I've believe it's always good to punch an Otzi
March 26, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Got thrown out of that museum where they keep the ice man, but I've believe it's always good to punch an Otzi
Got thrown out of that museum where they keep the ice man, but I've believe it's always good to punch an Otzi
March 26, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Got thrown out of that museum where they keep the ice man, but I've believe it's always good to punch an Otzi
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Michael Lowry, to the people of Ireland, Government TD, The Dáil, 25-03-2025, colourised.
a man in a blue jacket is holding his hand to his chin .
Alt: Fr Dick Byrne from the show Father Ted in a blue jacket is holding his hand to his chin, then he drops it out of frame only to flip two fingers to the camera while smiling and raising an eyebrow like a jerk, just like the TD Michael Lowry did in Dáil Eireann today.
media.tenor.com
March 25, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Michael Lowry, to the people of Ireland, Government TD, The Dáil, 25-03-2025, colourised.
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March 25, 2025 at 4:23 PM