We had a firefighter here a few years ago whose elderly mom was going around town setting fires, because apparently it was a semi-volunteer thing and he only got paid if there was an actual fire (??? seems like a bad policy!)

If you read between the lines, he seems to imply that he would have had an orgy with Steve McQueen if they hadn't been so dehydrated from all of the diarrhea.

And that he was one of the first Hollywood stars who openly opposed the Vietnam War? And debated William F Buckley about it on Firing Line? And that he randomly suggests that everyone had diarrhea on the set of The Magnificent Seven in his bizarre and fascinating autobiography?

Did you know that Robert Vaughn had a PhD in communications? And that his thesis was on McCarthyism in theatre? And that he almost lost a chunk of his thesis and notes while filming in what was then called Czechoslovakia at the dawn of Prague Spring?

I'm imagining Bond tattooing himself "Memento"-style with things like THIS IS HOW YOU LIKE YOUR MARTINIS

Is cat-stealing an option here, or...

I've never seen such a "How do you do, fellow kids" outfit in my entire life

10/10, would watch