EM PA but aspiring to be a trophy wife
….it was my husbands order…… WHICH ONLY CONTAINED A CASE FOR A COMPUTER MOUSE 😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣
….it was my husbands order…… WHICH ONLY CONTAINED A CASE FOR A COMPUTER MOUSE 😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣
like wtf is happening, honestly. It’s so bizarre. I lived 1.5 hrs from here before and didn’t have these weird ass issues which leads me back to thinking ITS MOLD IN THIS HOUSE
like wtf is happening, honestly. It’s so bizarre. I lived 1.5 hrs from here before and didn’t have these weird ass issues which leads me back to thinking ITS MOLD IN THIS HOUSE
Also means I Can’t work many weekdays because he gets off so goddam late and I refuse to leave my kids at daycare for 11 hours a day 🙃
Also means I Can’t work many weekdays because he gets off so goddam late and I refuse to leave my kids at daycare for 11 hours a day 🙃
….but then how do I explain my 3 and 1 year old playing chase right now
….but then how do I explain my 3 and 1 year old playing chase right now
…..aka the only time she gets unlimited iPad time and jfc I see why there are iPad kids bc this kid has been watching Disney movies quietly all morning but GODDAM it’s eery 🤣
…..aka the only time she gets unlimited iPad time and jfc I see why there are iPad kids bc this kid has been watching Disney movies quietly all morning but GODDAM it’s eery 🤣
so….. the HOA can get fucked because I’m finishing my goddam OUTDOOR CHRISTMAS LIGHTS
so….. the HOA can get fucked because I’m finishing my goddam OUTDOOR CHRISTMAS LIGHTS
And now I’m regretting it and my L4/L5 pars fractures are PISSED
And now I’m regretting it and my L4/L5 pars fractures are PISSED
They are ALL children.
They are ALL children.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
I really feel like this house has mold or something bc this is absolutely BIZARRE
I really feel like this house has mold or something bc this is absolutely BIZARRE
Ya girls got adhd and does NOT do well with auditory only learning techniques and im pretty sure thats on there 🥲🥲🥲
Ya girls got adhd and does NOT do well with auditory only learning techniques and im pretty sure thats on there 🥲🥲🥲
I posted an article to Instagram about how women are moving out of the US at a record high, and implied we were gunna be part of that statistic
SIL asked my in-laws if they knew about this and when they said yes, she got upset 🥲
I posted an article to Instagram about how women are moving out of the US at a record high, and implied we were gunna be part of that statistic
SIL asked my in-laws if they knew about this and when they said yes, she got upset 🥲
So I said “idk let me text the owner of this Airbnb since apparently you DONT FUCKING LIVE HERE FULL TIME”
So yeah, thank god I wasn’t born in the 1950’s bc I would’ve been lobotomized FO SHO
So I said “idk let me text the owner of this Airbnb since apparently you DONT FUCKING LIVE HERE FULL TIME”
So yeah, thank god I wasn’t born in the 1950’s bc I would’ve been lobotomized FO SHO
I fucking hate it here
I fucking hate it here
She was being genuine 💀💀💀💀
Low key kinda aspire to be that level of head in the sand
She was being genuine 💀💀💀💀
Low key kinda aspire to be that level of head in the sand
I CANT DO STAT LABS. RESPECTFULLY, YOURE WASTING TIME IF IT IS A HEART ATTACK
I CANT DO STAT LABS. RESPECTFULLY, YOURE WASTING TIME IF IT IS A HEART ATTACK
Like she emptied ALL her trash cans multiple times every day when kids lived in her house. And not like, diapers. Just regular shmegular trash 😭
My MIL is gr8 but psycho about cleanliness and I just can’t muster up the level of caring required to adequately clean up to her standards before they visit
…which is why we have this rule🤣
Like she emptied ALL her trash cans multiple times every day when kids lived in her house. And not like, diapers. Just regular shmegular trash 😭
My MIL is gr8 but psycho about cleanliness and I just can’t muster up the level of caring required to adequately clean up to her standards before they visit
…which is why we have this rule🤣
My MIL is gr8 but psycho about cleanliness and I just can’t muster up the level of caring required to adequately clean up to her standards before they visit
…which is why we have this rule🤣