EM PA but aspiring to be a trophy wife
By Jan of 2022, I was vaccinated and had a vaccinated baby under a democratic president. Just HAPPY AS A CLAM, NOT KNOWING WHAT WOULD BE ON THE HORIZON
By Jan of 2022, I was vaccinated and had a vaccinated baby under a democratic president. Just HAPPY AS A CLAM, NOT KNOWING WHAT WOULD BE ON THE HORIZON
we got into an hour long debate regarding appropriate consequences for a minor BF who FORWARDS his buddies nudie pics that were consensually send to the BF ONLY
And my Stance is:
we got into an hour long debate regarding appropriate consequences for a minor BF who FORWARDS his buddies nudie pics that were consensually send to the BF ONLY
And my Stance is:
Like she can count up to like 30 but struggles with visual recognization of the numbers of that makes sense
Like she can count up to like 30 but struggles with visual recognization of the numbers of that makes sense
And he glanced at it, then goes “are you a doctor” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
And he glanced at it, then goes “are you a doctor” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
5 kids rsvp’d
16 showed up 😅
5 kids rsvp’d
16 showed up 😅
I cry more days than not.
They’re doing door to door “checks”
Then I just have to make breakfast for my kids and pretend everything’s fine??????
I cry more days than not.
They’re doing door to door “checks”
Then I just have to make breakfast for my kids and pretend everything’s fine??????
And I said “yeah that’s kinda our concern”
Dad: “well I also didn’t talk much but I loved puzzles and fixing clocks as a kid”
Me/hubs:
And I said “yeah that’s kinda our concern”
Dad: “well I also didn’t talk much but I loved puzzles and fixing clocks as a kid”
Me/hubs:
I’ve planned and prepped for the whole party so this morning I went to the gym, came back, took an everything shower and then asked husband (who was panic cleaning) “what do you need help with? just make me a list”
I’ve planned and prepped for the whole party so this morning I went to the gym, came back, took an everything shower and then asked husband (who was panic cleaning) “what do you need help with? just make me a list”
MY HUSBAND IS A RADIOLOGIST YALL, HE MAKES IT A POINT TO AVOID PATIENTS 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
MY HUSBAND IS A RADIOLOGIST YALL, HE MAKES IT A POINT TO AVOID PATIENTS 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
And I’m NGL, it makes me chuckle when they end up addressing mail to my husband as “Dr. (wife’s maiden name)” 🤣🤣
And I’m NGL, it makes me chuckle when they end up addressing mail to my husband as “Dr. (wife’s maiden name)” 🤣🤣
Hyperfixated on that and just discovering how many of our standard groceries have a fuck ton of preservatives and I am ALARMED
Hyperfixated on that and just discovering how many of our standard groceries have a fuck ton of preservatives and I am ALARMED
And that’s what happens when you’re raised by an autistic father and a borderline personality mother 🥲🫡
And that’s what happens when you’re raised by an autistic father and a borderline personality mother 🥲🫡
It’s telling your husband “hey I’ve set the house alarm, let me know when you’re on the way home so you don’t set it off”
…and then 15 minutes later I go to let the dog out and FORGET I SET THE FUCKING ALARM
It’s telling your husband “hey I’ve set the house alarm, let me know when you’re on the way home so you don’t set it off”
…and then 15 minutes later I go to let the dog out and FORGET I SET THE FUCKING ALARM
But man it’s these standard 14 hour shifts for $25/hr he’s doing that really kill my soul. He’s been a doctor for 6 years 😭
….but dinner was 3 cookies for me. The 4yo had Cheetos, an entire cucumber and some Chicken jerky
Baby had a pouch, blueberries, goldfish and rotisserie chicken
But man it’s these standard 14 hour shifts for $25/hr he’s doing that really kill my soul. He’s been a doctor for 6 years 😭