Greg
@mrsfeatherbottom.bsky.social
Just a regular Greg. Two-time Award nominee* and regular contributor to The Guardian (comments section). Appearances on BBC's Mastermind (audience), and Radio 4.
*Best Use of Asterisks for Facetious Puposes, 2019 and 2023
*Best Use of Asterisks for Facetious Puposes, 2019 and 2023
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I think there were better ways to announce that pro basketball player Grady Dick is injured.
March 7, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I think there were better ways to announce that pro basketball player Grady Dick is injured.
POV:
You're a priest who has been accused of being 'too lighthearted' in your sermons. You go to the supermarket to buy some:
You're a priest who has been accused of being 'too lighthearted' in your sermons. You go to the supermarket to buy some:
March 2, 2025 at 6:48 PM
POV:
You're a priest who has been accused of being 'too lighthearted' in your sermons. You go to the supermarket to buy some:
You're a priest who has been accused of being 'too lighthearted' in your sermons. You go to the supermarket to buy some:
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Children's Games, by Pieter Brueghel the Elder, 1560
February 10, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Children's Games, by Pieter Brueghel the Elder, 1560
Can't believe Liverpool just lost to a team who, with the greatest of respect, have the shirt sponsor 'Classic Builders' written in Times New Roman font.
February 9, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Can't believe Liverpool just lost to a team who, with the greatest of respect, have the shirt sponsor 'Classic Builders' written in Times New Roman font.
A big, blowy day and that's gone, along with the wheelie bins and trampoline from number 32.
February 6, 2025 at 7:28 AM
A big, blowy day and that's gone, along with the wheelie bins and trampoline from number 32.
Me, cleaning up after my kids in Wagamama
January 18, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Me, cleaning up after my kids in Wagamama
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If I was a teen who lost access to tiktok I would simply learn to appreciate the professionalism and higher production values of linear broadcast television
January 15, 2025 at 2:10 AM
If I was a teen who lost access to tiktok I would simply learn to appreciate the professionalism and higher production values of linear broadcast television
'Man Goes to London'
January 3, 2025 at 2:08 PM
'Man Goes to London'
Ad:
"Plaque is bad for your mouth. At Colgate, we accidentally created a toothpaste which gives you MORE plaque.
New Colgate Plaque."
"Plaque is bad for your mouth. At Colgate, we accidentally created a toothpaste which gives you MORE plaque.
New Colgate Plaque."
December 21, 2024 at 11:00 PM
Ad:
"Plaque is bad for your mouth. At Colgate, we accidentally created a toothpaste which gives you MORE plaque.
New Colgate Plaque."
"Plaque is bad for your mouth. At Colgate, we accidentally created a toothpaste which gives you MORE plaque.
New Colgate Plaque."
Goreiest film of all time? I'd have to say 'An Inconvenient Truth'
November 24, 2024 at 4:24 PM
Goreiest film of all time? I'd have to say 'An Inconvenient Truth'
Hahahahahaha *pause for breath* hahahahaha (etc.)
November 17, 2024 at 12:14 PM
Hahahahahaha *pause for breath* hahahahaha (etc.)
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Deploying Barnes Wallis's bouncing Prime Minister - from The Dambusters (1955).
November 14, 2024 at 12:12 PM
Deploying Barnes Wallis's bouncing Prime Minister - from The Dambusters (1955).
If Nick Thomas-Symonds is angry about inherited titles, just wait until someone tells him about our concept of 'the monarchy'(!)
November 11, 2024 at 7:22 AM
If Nick Thomas-Symonds is angry about inherited titles, just wait until someone tells him about our concept of 'the monarchy'(!)
Does the film you're watching contain two female characters discussing cheese sauce?
If so, it's passed something called the Bechemel Test.
It's amazing how many films fail this!
If so, it's passed something called the Bechemel Test.
It's amazing how many films fail this!
October 21, 2024 at 5:20 AM
Does the film you're watching contain two female characters discussing cheese sauce?
If so, it's passed something called the Bechemel Test.
It's amazing how many films fail this!
If so, it's passed something called the Bechemel Test.
It's amazing how many films fail this!
Temu adverts offer one the opportunity to "shop like a billionaire", but I'm fairly confident Bill Gates doesn't use a 12p cheese grater.
September 17, 2024 at 9:32 PM
Temu adverts offer one the opportunity to "shop like a billionaire", but I'm fairly confident Bill Gates doesn't use a 12p cheese grater.
Mythical giants!
Got long fingernails and at your wit's end?
Simply find an unwanted skateboard and file away
Got long fingernails and at your wit's end?
Simply find an unwanted skateboard and file away
September 14, 2024 at 7:30 PM
Mythical giants!
Got long fingernails and at your wit's end?
Simply find an unwanted skateboard and file away
Got long fingernails and at your wit's end?
Simply find an unwanted skateboard and file away
Me: I need to get one baby wipe
Baby wipe packet: Here are 43
Baby wipe packet: Here are 43
August 25, 2024 at 7:37 AM
Me: I need to get one baby wipe
Baby wipe packet: Here are 43
Baby wipe packet: Here are 43
Passer-by (pointing at wet patch on the crotch of my jeans):
Ha, you've wet yourself!
Me:
Joke's on you, mate. It's actually *someone else's* urine
Ha, you've wet yourself!
Me:
Joke's on you, mate. It's actually *someone else's* urine
August 17, 2024 at 5:28 PM
Passer-by (pointing at wet patch on the crotch of my jeans):
Ha, you've wet yourself!
Me:
Joke's on you, mate. It's actually *someone else's* urine
Ha, you've wet yourself!
Me:
Joke's on you, mate. It's actually *someone else's* urine
The Five Stages of Margarine:
1. I Can't Believe it's Not Butter
2. Please Please Please Say it's Butter, Please
3. I'M SO ANGRY THAT IT'S NOT BUTTER!
4. Okay, I'll Make a Deal With You, Just as Long as it's Butter
5. I Accept That it's Not Butter
1. I Can't Believe it's Not Butter
2. Please Please Please Say it's Butter, Please
3. I'M SO ANGRY THAT IT'S NOT BUTTER!
4. Okay, I'll Make a Deal With You, Just as Long as it's Butter
5. I Accept That it's Not Butter
August 17, 2024 at 4:34 PM
The Five Stages of Margarine:
1. I Can't Believe it's Not Butter
2. Please Please Please Say it's Butter, Please
3. I'M SO ANGRY THAT IT'S NOT BUTTER!
4. Okay, I'll Make a Deal With You, Just as Long as it's Butter
5. I Accept That it's Not Butter
1. I Can't Believe it's Not Butter
2. Please Please Please Say it's Butter, Please
3. I'M SO ANGRY THAT IT'S NOT BUTTER!
4. Okay, I'll Make a Deal With You, Just as Long as it's Butter
5. I Accept That it's Not Butter
Business name idea: 'Kilting Me Softly', traditional Scottish outfitters
August 15, 2024 at 7:27 PM
Business name idea: 'Kilting Me Softly', traditional Scottish outfitters
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An erotic short story in three acts
August 14, 2024 at 11:50 AM
An erotic short story in three acts
I'd just like to say a big thanks to my 16k followers so far on this platform. I'm truly humbled!
August 13, 2024 at 6:19 PM
I'd just like to say a big thanks to my 16k followers so far on this platform. I'm truly humbled!
What's the opposite of a Yorkie bar?
August 13, 2024 at 10:44 AM
What's the opposite of a Yorkie bar?
Going to start writing my Scandi-noir novel, 'Lingon', on here, one sentence per day:
1.
"Blovi Schveldt looked in the mirror and saw a haunted man; haunted by the crime he couldn't stop, haunted by his marriage collapsing, and haunted by a knitted pullover addiction he simply could not control."
1.
"Blovi Schveldt looked in the mirror and saw a haunted man; haunted by the crime he couldn't stop, haunted by his marriage collapsing, and haunted by a knitted pullover addiction he simply could not control."
August 13, 2024 at 9:50 AM
Going to start writing my Scandi-noir novel, 'Lingon', on here, one sentence per day:
1.
"Blovi Schveldt looked in the mirror and saw a haunted man; haunted by the crime he couldn't stop, haunted by his marriage collapsing, and haunted by a knitted pullover addiction he simply could not control."
1.
"Blovi Schveldt looked in the mirror and saw a haunted man; haunted by the crime he couldn't stop, haunted by his marriage collapsing, and haunted by a knitted pullover addiction he simply could not control."
First post!
I've realised that I need to be part of the 'X-odus' from the other platform.
Annoying really, as I'd amassed a whole 300 followers in only 15 years, after being consistently correct about everything.
Here's to a new start! #ANUSTART
I've realised that I need to be part of the 'X-odus' from the other platform.
Annoying really, as I'd amassed a whole 300 followers in only 15 years, after being consistently correct about everything.
Here's to a new start! #ANUSTART
August 12, 2024 at 8:19 PM
First post!
I've realised that I need to be part of the 'X-odus' from the other platform.
Annoying really, as I'd amassed a whole 300 followers in only 15 years, after being consistently correct about everything.
Here's to a new start! #ANUSTART
I've realised that I need to be part of the 'X-odus' from the other platform.
Annoying really, as I'd amassed a whole 300 followers in only 15 years, after being consistently correct about everything.
Here's to a new start! #ANUSTART