I often wonder how I would cope if being tortured. Would I talk? Of course not, I'm mentally strong. I could blank it out. And then I try to squeeze a spot on my inner thigh. Then, nope, I confess. I did it. It was me. It was all me. I shot JFK. And JR. And Archduke Franz Ferdinand.

I get the feeling Sainsbury's don't want me to buy anymore vegan cheese.

Oh the irony of realising you have a whispy fibre of dental floss stuck between your teeth.

I think she might be enjoying the belly rub.

Until I started doing Duolingo I had no idea how important scuba diving was to the French.

I got some prints done of those Lego Star Wars figure photoshops I did. If you want to win a set just Like, Repost and Follow and I'll pick a winner on Monday morning.

It's the HappyToast ridiculous last minute Christmas giveaway! I'm shoving a load of Christmas themed prints of various sizes in some envelopes tomorrow morning. If you want a chance of receiving some, just Like, Repost and Follow (UK only because Brexit soz)