Turns out I'm the #8 buyer of whiskas poultry pouches (pack of 40) in the South East. It's come as quite a shock to find I'm a cat lady.
January 6, 2026 at 11:47 PM
Turns out I'm the #8 buyer of whiskas poultry pouches (pack of 40) in the South East. It's come as quite a shock to find I'm a cat lady.
I put my back out biting into a pasty.
January 6, 2026 at 12:53 PM
I put my back out biting into a pasty.
We've always got the pork markets to fall back on.
January 5, 2026 at 11:01 PM
We've always got the pork markets to fall back on.
Death, masquerading as the Hogfather.
December 30, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Death, masquerading as the Hogfather.
All I can see is the happy five-eyed Wizbit on the left.
December 27, 2025 at 10:07 PM
All I can see is the happy five-eyed Wizbit on the left.
Up above the kitchen cupboards,
Bungle's climbing high.
Opens up his hairy legs,
And shits in Robert's eye.
Bungle's climbing high.
Opens up his hairy legs,
And shits in Robert's eye.
December 26, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Up above the kitchen cupboards,
Bungle's climbing high.
Opens up his hairy legs,
And shits in Robert's eye.
Bungle's climbing high.
Opens up his hairy legs,
And shits in Robert's eye.
He's going to be waiting a long bloody time for me, as the only chance I have of understanding what's going on is by doing a full rewatch. And I'm 7 films into doing all the Bond films in order too.
December 26, 2025 at 9:37 AM
He's going to be waiting a long bloody time for me, as the only chance I have of understanding what's going on is by doing a full rewatch. And I'm 7 films into doing all the Bond films in order too.
The follow-up, The Best Punk Album in the World... Ever! 2, was also pretty good.
December 26, 2025 at 7:13 AM
The follow-up, The Best Punk Album in the World... Ever! 2, was also pretty good.
I didn't know Lindt made submarines.
December 25, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I didn't know Lindt made submarines.
Pi should equal 3. We have to use 3.141... to allow roundworld maths to work on an actually flat earth. By making it irrational prevents the truth from coming out.
December 22, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Pi should equal 3. We have to use 3.141... to allow roundworld maths to work on an actually flat earth. By making it irrational prevents the truth from coming out.
Was going to say this very album. It's awesome.
December 16, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Was going to say this very album. It's awesome.
Just make sure women are only referred to as "females" as this gives of a more knowledgeable vibe.
December 16, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Just make sure women are only referred to as "females" as this gives of a more knowledgeable vibe.
It would be great if they were referred to as T.A.P.S. They could think it meant Trump's American Patriot Soldiers, we'd know it really meant Thick As Pig Shit.
November 26, 2025 at 7:58 PM
It would be great if they were referred to as T.A.P.S. They could think it meant Trump's American Patriot Soldiers, we'd know it really meant Thick As Pig Shit.
... But anyway, happy anniversary hubby!
November 5, 2025 at 7:37 PM
... But anyway, happy anniversary hubby!
No one ever thinks of the wealthy villains, do they?
November 5, 2025 at 12:58 PM
No one ever thinks of the wealthy villains, do they?
If you think all our culture exists only in an IT framework then you really need to look up from your phone once in a while.
November 2, 2025 at 10:20 AM
If you think all our culture exists only in an IT framework then you really need to look up from your phone once in a while.
Reminds me of that picture of Cilla after she stole someone' table.
November 1, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Reminds me of that picture of Cilla after she stole someone' table.
My wife of 21 years died 7 months ago.I did say to her I wanted her to die first, because I didn't want her to have to go through this. But I was thinking we had 20 years more together at least. Then she didn't make 50, and life has been so shit since.
October 19, 2025 at 12:09 AM
My wife of 21 years died 7 months ago.I did say to her I wanted her to die first, because I didn't want her to have to go through this. But I was thinking we had 20 years more together at least. Then she didn't make 50, and life has been so shit since.
Mick Hucknall's arse?
October 17, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Mick Hucknall's arse?