chouette
mrschouette.bsky.social
chouette
@mrschouette.bsky.social
eagle lady | very funny | 23 | she/her
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what if instead of when people said godspeed it wasn't god speed but gods peed and they splashed you with water like some sort of holy golden shower
July 12, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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POV your chicken pun was not good enough for your giant chicken GF
January 31, 2025 at 2:09 AM
December 10, 2024 at 6:57 AM
welcome to bluesky @stickytsf.bsky.social
December 10, 2024 at 2:25 AM
I know every recent presidential year is ass (2016, 2020, 2024) but I think this one was at least better than 2020
November 25, 2024 at 12:31 PM
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remade some old art (old ones in the replies) :3

#art #raysfire @raysfi.re
November 24, 2024 at 9:11 PM
"/neg"? more like

/preg
November 25, 2024 at 10:58 AM
I gotta hang out here more this place is bumpin
November 22, 2024 at 1:59 AM
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Little kissy for the bird

🐻 #BanjoKazooie 🐦
April 25, 2024 at 6:59 PM
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Me when the
October 17, 2024 at 9:20 PM
I'm back.
September 16, 2024 at 2:37 AM
does anyone here need a bluesky code
October 21, 2023 at 12:03 AM
the wiggles have transmasc energy
September 30, 2023 at 12:34 PM
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every time mitch mcconnell froze it was because Death was swinging by to try and get directions to Diane's office
September 29, 2023 at 3:42 PM
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Dianne Feinstein should NOT have to resign just because she died and I have my block button at the ready for any Bernie Bros who say otherwise
September 29, 2023 at 3:33 PM
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will never stop snort laughing at this little old man baby
September 24, 2023 at 10:56 PM
somehow this worked. wtf. are they listening to me
I need bluesky to stop showing me human porn. I don't want to see that shit.

Furry porn only, it's the only acceptable medium of pornography.
September 25, 2023 at 7:07 AM
have you ever been so tired your body gets excited that you are finally sleeping that it actually becomes hard to sleep
September 24, 2023 at 9:01 PM
born to cook
forced to eat
September 24, 2023 at 8:16 PM
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We went to Cornwall in 2019 and I really, really loved reading the local headlines.
September 24, 2023 at 12:46 AM
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Why wear pants when you have perfectly good fur!

Be free!

Be pants free!

(Art by Flinters www.furaffinity.net/user/flinters)
September 24, 2023 at 12:23 AM
they call me a covid safety enthusiast the way I always mask around others

they call me autistic the way I always mask around others
September 24, 2023 at 8:00 AM
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its cuz guy on the right just look like a dude. fetterman look like a giant fell into a portal and landed in now times & grabbed whatever he saw drying on a clothesline in a field. sick but difficult to replicate. every restaurant like "hello mr giant do u want to try soup?"
September 23, 2023 at 5:50 PM
it's so hard being the only bird lady on this app
September 24, 2023 at 7:53 AM