Stoner Mommy
@mrsballard49er.bsky.social
Luckiest woman in the world. I'm just a gamer stoner who loves her husband and doggo. I support legalization. I do the Wife Takeover streams on @theballard49er 's channel on YouTube. X Refugee
Frodo and the fellowship left Rivendell on December 25th. So is it a Christmas movie? It is in our house now
December 12, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Frodo and the fellowship left Rivendell on December 25th. So is it a Christmas movie? It is in our house now
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What would you do if you saw a child being attacked for no reason other than the color of their skin?
There are predators roaming the streets & brutalizing & abducting women & children. They work for our government. You're effin paying them to do this!
Stop #ICELawlessness
Congress: 202-224-3121
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There are predators roaming the streets & brutalizing & abducting women & children. They work for our government. You're effin paying them to do this!
Stop #ICELawlessness
Congress: 202-224-3121
🧵
December 11, 2025 at 3:16 PM
What would you do if you saw a child being attacked for no reason other than the color of their skin?
There are predators roaming the streets & brutalizing & abducting women & children. They work for our government. You're effin paying them to do this!
Stop #ICELawlessness
Congress: 202-224-3121
🧵
There are predators roaming the streets & brutalizing & abducting women & children. They work for our government. You're effin paying them to do this!
Stop #ICELawlessness
Congress: 202-224-3121
🧵
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MAGAZINER: How many veterans have you deported?
NOEM: We haven't deported veterans
MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
NOEM: We haven't deported veterans
MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
December 11, 2025 at 4:22 PM
MAGAZINER: How many veterans have you deported?
NOEM: We haven't deported veterans
MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
NOEM: We haven't deported veterans
MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
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December 10, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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Rand Paul: "This is an insane policy. It's inconsistent. It's not war. It's not the way we've ever done this. If we can blow up a boat in the ocean, what about when they get to Miami & put it in a truck? Can you shoot a grenade launcher at the truck? No! We arrest people b/c sometimes we're wrong."
December 9, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Rand Paul: "This is an insane policy. It's inconsistent. It's not war. It's not the way we've ever done this. If we can blow up a boat in the ocean, what about when they get to Miami & put it in a truck? Can you shoot a grenade launcher at the truck? No! We arrest people b/c sometimes we're wrong."
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Nintendo paid homage to the 1991 Paul Rudd SNES commercial by bringing him back to make one for Switch 2.
This is amazing.
This is amazing.
April 19, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Nintendo paid homage to the 1991 Paul Rudd SNES commercial by bringing him back to make one for Switch 2.
This is amazing.
This is amazing.
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“Americans think they’re so special with their orange celebrity president. Well guess what? We have our own celebrity version of Don the Con. Meet Yolk Hogan, the leader of the Literal Party. -Literal Party Press Statement
Photo: Yves Adams
Photo: Yves Adams
April 19, 2025 at 8:30 PM
“Americans think they’re so special with their orange celebrity president. Well guess what? We have our own celebrity version of Don the Con. Meet Yolk Hogan, the leader of the Literal Party. -Literal Party Press Statement
Photo: Yves Adams
Photo: Yves Adams
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Y’all gotta go read books. There’s no way around it.
Read books.
Form your own opinions.
LEARN THINGS.
READ BOOKS WHILE LIBRARIES ARE STILL AROUND
Read books.
Form your own opinions.
LEARN THINGS.
READ BOOKS WHILE LIBRARIES ARE STILL AROUND
April 5, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Y’all gotta go read books. There’s no way around it.
Read books.
Form your own opinions.
LEARN THINGS.
READ BOOKS WHILE LIBRARIES ARE STILL AROUND
Read books.
Form your own opinions.
LEARN THINGS.
READ BOOKS WHILE LIBRARIES ARE STILL AROUND
I don't get the hate for AC Shadows. I've been watching my husband play it for a few days now, and it's a great game. I may even play it in the future. Why the hate?
March 29, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I don't get the hate for AC Shadows. I've been watching my husband play it for a few days now, and it's a great game. I may even play it in the future. Why the hate?
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you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.
March 5, 2025 at 10:34 PM
you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.
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"We have to take care of our law enforcement," says the man who pardoned hundreds of J6 cop-beaters.
And two men who are protected by those cops applaud.
And two men who are protected by those cops applaud.
March 5, 2025 at 3:11 AM
"We have to take care of our law enforcement," says the man who pardoned hundreds of J6 cop-beaters.
And two men who are protected by those cops applaud.
And two men who are protected by those cops applaud.
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Guerilla advertising seen in the London Metro
March 1, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Guerilla advertising seen in the London Metro
Little late to the game on this, but who cares. Days Gone is awesome.
March 2, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Little late to the game on this, but who cares. Days Gone is awesome.
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Now do the pee pee tapes…
February 25, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Now do the pee pee tapes…
Ok but what if the Dirty Dan episode on SpongeBob was about Dan Schneider 🤔
February 23, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Ok but what if the Dirty Dan episode on SpongeBob was about Dan Schneider 🤔
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Did your child lose their book collection in the Los Angeles fires? Are you a teacher at a school that lost its library or your classroom library? Whether you need one book or a whole library, we can replace your books. 📚
Everyone else, please boost this post so we can connect with those in need. 🙏
Everyone else, please boost this post so we can connect with those in need. 🙏
January 16, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Did your child lose their book collection in the Los Angeles fires? Are you a teacher at a school that lost its library or your classroom library? Whether you need one book or a whole library, we can replace your books. 📚
Everyone else, please boost this post so we can connect with those in need. 🙏
Everyone else, please boost this post so we can connect with those in need. 🙏
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Hard to even process, even more so from above I think
January 9, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Hard to even process, even more so from above I think
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Internet knows no mercy for insurance companies...
January 10, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Internet knows no mercy for insurance companies...
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The current and all of the former presidents gather to honor President Carter.
January 9, 2025 at 3:41 PM
The current and all of the former presidents gather to honor President Carter.
Stay safe California
January 8, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Stay safe California
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Possibly the best clap back against ignorant antivaxxers.
January 5, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Possibly the best clap back against ignorant antivaxxers.
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Happy Monday January 6th to everyone except for all those fucking traitors who tried to overthrow the government and prevent Biden from being certified as President.
They can suck a dick.
They can suck a dick.
January 6, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Happy Monday January 6th to everyone except for all those fucking traitors who tried to overthrow the government and prevent Biden from being certified as President.
They can suck a dick.
They can suck a dick.
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Wow, I never knew he said this.
Jimmy Carter was ahead of his time—a man of unmatched kindness and integrity. Truly, he was too good for us.
Jimmy Carter was ahead of his time—a man of unmatched kindness and integrity. Truly, he was too good for us.
December 31, 2024 at 4:21 AM
Wow, I never knew he said this.
Jimmy Carter was ahead of his time—a man of unmatched kindness and integrity. Truly, he was too good for us.
Jimmy Carter was ahead of his time—a man of unmatched kindness and integrity. Truly, he was too good for us.