That’s Washington’s mug shot when he cut down the cherry tree.

Used the same Sawzall his dad used on the ‘96 Buick Roadmaster Drophead Coupé conversion that won Pebble Beach

Someone needs to commission you to do an album cover

That’s Amiga territory

Cutting off her wedding ring is an especially telling detail.

It's such a weird thing to do that there is no purpose to that except to be doing gratuitous Nazi-emulating cruelty.

Every legal story now is either

Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach

or

In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport

They own a Hawaiian island.

When I hear him speak I wonder if 287 trimesters is too late for an abortion?

You need a different shoe repair store not a different brand of boots. Many cobblers have no issues with glued on soles. That’s why they own heat guns

LOL, what are you talking about? Being a halfway decent guy is like a dating superpower. No, It's not hard for a guy who's got an ounce of self-awareness, empathy, and considering for others.

The "pool of women he can choose from" is wide and deep. Just be a decent person!

This is the possibility that worries me the most. He is 2 promotions from becoming Chairman of the Joint Chiefs. And it seems Tangerine Mussolini is ending careers almost daily now.

Then again, Whiskey Pete is actually holding the bag if Kegseth told the Admiral that there was a list and intelligence confirmed that the 11 on the boat are on it. If such a list exists—and the tooth fairy wears Chuck Taylors—but if it does exist then Admiral Bradley did the correct thing.