Mr. Gosh Dang Sunshine
mroptimistic.bsky.social
Mr. Gosh Dang Sunshine
@mroptimistic.bsky.social
a special twitter account
with that optimism
right out in front.

with that fine, fine
optimism
totally predominant
just here to remind everyone that one of Pete Hegseth's main claims to fame before his appointment was a successful campaign for the freedom of the war criminal Eddie Gallagher, who executed an unarmed captive
November 30, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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He said that the agents would throw food at them to eat. The agents threatened to withhold food for a week and to beat him up if he didn't sign deportation papers. He said he saw others refuse and get beaten/receive no food. He signed because he was afraid.
November 7, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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“when they said it was the Flight 93 election they meant they were going to finish the job of destroying the White House”
October 23, 2025 at 6:52 PM
July 3, 2025 at 12:49 AM
i love the way old childrens' books use the word "gay"
May 30, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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I heard there was a secret ooze
It turned four turtles into dudes
But you don't really care for pizza, do ya?

They fought like this,
Two swords, a stick
A couple sai
Some nunchuck tricks
Those Ninja boys-a callin

Cowabunga
March 29, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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every person involved in this needs to be in prison
“One young man sobbed when a guard pushed him to the floor. He said, ‘I’m not a gang member. I’m gay. I’m a barber.’ I believed him. *** He “began to whimper,” as his head was roughly shaved, “folding his hands in prayer as his hair fell.” He “asked for his mother & cried as he was slapped again.”
What the Venezuelans Deported to El Salvador Experienced
Exclusive photos of the arrival of Venezuelan detainees deported from the U.S.
time.com
March 23, 2025 at 12:40 AM
@kameronhurley.com they're gonna make the Legion real
March 4, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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the Israeli public supported Trump by a higher margin than Idaho and Oklahoma
February 5, 2025 at 1:50 AM
to all my lib friends: you can read this & say, stupid pro-Palestinian people, should have voted Dem

or

you can read this, along w/ Bibi & Trump's ratfuck of Biden, & realize that Trump & Israel are the closest possible friends, & anyone who hates Trump should also hate Israel
January 26, 2025 at 8:14 PM
it's 2029. i'm huddled with my squad in a makeshift bunker in Fuxing Township and one of these drops through the ceiling. it spends the next 1.8 seconds doing gun kata and executes all 8 of us, then tea bags my corpse

www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2Ux...
Unitree B2-W Talent Awakening! 🥳
YouTube video by Unitree Robotics
www.youtube.com
December 24, 2024 at 4:11 AM
i see a lot of people assuming that trump will inevitably break with elon due to the latter being cringe and annoying but i think they're underestimating just how much trump is willing to debase himself if the reward is ~infinite money
November 26, 2024 at 1:26 AM
doing the human microphone over DMs to recreate the group chat in bluesky
November 25, 2024 at 6:58 PM
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ProPublica spoke with 135 people who had experienced "sweeps" of homeless encampments. We also distributed notecards so people could write about it in their own words.

In Portland, Teresa Stratton told us her husband’s ashes were taken in a removal: propub.li/4fW8YIT
November 20, 2024 at 8:17 PM
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Repost this if anti-Trans people are not welcome and unsafe with you
November 19, 2024 at 3:59 PM
is it #resistlib quietism or is it every normie lib i know IRL simultaneously and independently becoming a rictus-grinned accelerationist
November 19, 2024 at 7:05 PM
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repost this if you hate israel
November 14, 2024 at 9:08 PM
if only they hadn't killed that damn squirrel....
November 10, 2024 at 7:47 PM
November 10, 2024 at 3:01 PM
We're not saying anyone should even contemplate doing this in their lifetime, but we have a feeling that millennials wouldn't even know the first thing to do in this situation. Is it just us, or are they actually as sensitive and scared of everything as everyone makes them out to be?
September 15, 2023 at 3:30 AM
my most controversial opinion is that cheese is totally unnecessary on a burger, not bad per se but a fat-salt-protein gilding of a fat-salt-protein lily. the cheeseburger's status is clearly an artifact of US dairy subsidies rather than of merit.

my 2nd most controversial opinion is that stalin d
August 7, 2023 at 10:01 PM