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Mr. Gosh Dang Sunshine
@mroptimistic.bsky.social
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with that optimism
right out in front.

with that fine, fine
optimism
totally predominant
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this is from a report commissioned by Border Patrol in 2013

incidentally, Jonathan Ross worked at Border Patrol from 2007-2015
a screenshot from page 8 of this report https://www.cbp.gov/sites/default/files/documents/PERFReport.pdf
January 13, 2026 at 4:42 PM
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November 6, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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July 3, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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i love the way old childrens' books use the word "gay"
May 30, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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a graph of democratic support for israel showing a precipitous drop starting in 2023, which makes sense because israel is both genocidal and loves trump, maybe the first isn't good enough for you but christ the second should at least. biden gave them everything and they ratfucked him!
March 24, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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@kameronhurley.com they're gonna make the Legion real
March 4, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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the Israeli public supported Trump by a higher margin than Idaho and Oklahoma
February 5, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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to all my lib friends: you can read this & say, stupid pro-Palestinian people, should have voted Dem

or

you can read this, along w/ Bibi & Trump's ratfuck of Biden, & realize that Trump & Israel are the closest possible friends, & anyone who hates Trump should also hate Israel
The cable calls for immediate “stop work” orders on existing foreign assistance and pauses new aid. It is sweeping in its scope. Essentially all foreign assistance appears to have been targeted unless specifically exempted. That means lifesaving global health aid, development assistance, military aid, and even clean water distribution could all be affected. The cable provides a waiver only for emergency food assistance and foreign military financing for Israel and Egypt. The cable does not specifically mention any other countries that receive foreign military financing, like Ukraine or Taiwan, as being exempt from the freeze.
January 26, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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December 1, 2024 at 3:53 PM
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credit to @t-paine.bsky.social
November 10, 2024 at 3:01 PM
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We're not saying anyone should even contemplate doing this in their lifetime, but we have a feeling that millennials wouldn't even know the first thing to do in this situation. Is it just us, or are they actually as sensitive and scared of everything as everyone makes them out to be?
a meme purporting to describe the most effective means of hiding a human body followed by text "We're not saying anyone should even contemplate doing this in their lifetime, but we have a feeling that millennials wouldn't even know the first thing to do in this situation. Is it just us, or are they actually as sensitive and scared of everything as everyone makes them out to be?"
September 15, 2023 at 3:30 AM
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well at least this titan of stoicism keeps her sanguine attitude for all things and doesn't have ridiculous topics of concern to offer a particularly sicko contrast to this oh wai
July 31, 2023 at 5:42 PM