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J. Muskrat
@mrmuskrat.bsky.social
Narrator of Droughtland Podcast and creator of the Corkboard Podcast Network.
Love watching two horrible companies battle to take over a third horrible company.

#wb #WBsale #paramount #netflix #netflixtakeover
December 8, 2025 at 5:17 PM
“Believe for Twenty Minutes.”
April 22, 2025 at 5:03 AM
If my autopay went through today, does that make me a bad liberal?
March 1, 2025 at 3:05 AM
“Elon Musk? Is that the….space guy? I didn’t know he was political.”

These people VOTED. 😞
February 28, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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Seriously, creative folks: Don't be afraid to let people know your stuff is out there for them, or worry that "now is not the time for that." People are stressed and freaked out and looking for the things that will give them a moment of rest and joy. It is EXACTLY the time for what we do. Tell them.
February 13, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Once again I have masterfully crafted a piece of childhood trauma into a hilarious joke that only eight people in the world would get.
February 13, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Oh please tell me why you’re boycotting Captain America: Brave New World.

I’m sure your reasons are super legitimate, and you should definitely bring this transaction to a screeching halt to tell me what they are.

#CaptainAmericaBraveNewWorld
February 10, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Nothing like selling a suit to a young gay man for his first doomed heterosexual marriage.
February 8, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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You don't want to tell your children that all you did during this time was post. You should be podcasting too
February 6, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I found an art in real life.
February 3, 2025 at 9:09 PM
News doesn’t count on Sundays.
February 2, 2025 at 7:02 PM
If you drove yourself here, and have grey in your beard, you shouldn’t need your Mommy to help you pick clothes.

#RetailLife
February 1, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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Know your rights💪⚖️🔥
January 31, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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I can’t believe through all of *gestures broadly* this, I still have to do laundry
February 1, 2025 at 4:15 PM
We persist, because we must.
February 1, 2025 at 9:37 PM
This is usually when The Avengers step in…
February 1, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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This is what the government did with 120K+ Japanese Americans in 1942.

I know. I was there in those camps.
January 31, 2025 at 7:11 PM
She leads a ruff life.
January 29, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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Look all I’m saying is *mathematically* speaking, every time you open your dryer there’s a chance your clothes will already be perfectly folded by pure happenstance
January 27, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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Good morning everypawdy,
Today me and my Onyx are practicing bleps 😛.
~ Olive 🫒

#catsofbluesky
January 27, 2025 at 3:10 PM
January 26, 2025 at 6:06 PM
“Maybe it will be a quiet Sunday.”

*customers at the door with five minutes til open*
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January 26, 2025 at 6:05 PM
This professional sir was cuddling his Mom this morning, but he had to reach out his arm and just *touch* ❤️
January 23, 2025 at 5:46 PM