With news that Farage is at Mar-a-Lago in “open negotiations” with Musk, I thought I’d ask ChatGPT what he has said in the past about billionaire George Soros

He accused Soros of “using his wealth to influence European politics” & “seeking to undermine national sovereignty”

Sound familiar at all?

I’m gonna stick my neck out here, and speculate that *perhaps* it’s because their father also has “such” red hair?

Just a hunch.

(You can guarantee that if those children DIDN’T have “such” red hair, this kind of gutter “journalism” would be going after him saying he’s not actually their father).

Eating lots of yogurt in our house, 18 months or so ago we discovered Tesco Creamfields natural yogurt at 35p/500g pot. Great value.

Last weekend we noticed that the price had jumped to 50p per pot.

Today it’s at 55p per pot.

Has the price of milk surged by 57%, or is this blatant profiteering?

The new Terminator looks shit.

I can’t even be bothered to open this clickbait bullshit being pushed at me.

Harry & Meghan have barely even got a mention this year, therefore whichever year they’re referring to can’t be 2024.

Is “what” all over for them?

With this kind of “journalism”, is it all over for The Standard?

That’s 14 years of Tory government for you.

The account he was replying “Yes” to was created on X one month ago, and already has 90,800 followers lapping up its every utterance

It very clearly looks like an unashamed propaganda machine churning out copious quantities of 💩 promoting the Trump/Farage dystopian nightmare

I really think parliament should be debating this, assuming they aren’t already 🍍

I don’t think that Jaguar has got anything to worry about.

I mean, look at this bunch of almost non-human figures.

Though I believe Reform UK Party Ltd deserves to go bust, it appears to be hanging in there, against all the odds.

There may just be hope for Jaguar yet.

Presumably some are more “almost non-human” than others.

Great song, from a fantastic album! I listened to that album very roughly a million times in the early 90s.

I’ve had “This Ole House” by Shakin’ Stevens stuck in my head for at least 3 days now. It’s driving me insane.

I haven’t heard this song in about 35 years, and yet I even know all the words.

I had a bad bout of “We Don’t Talk Anymore” by Cliff Richard a couple of years ago, took weeks to clear up.

Sorry to spoil your breakfast with such a revolting image so early in the morning.

To you, is this an ear that took a bullet 4 months ago? It is a miraculous heal, if so. Hmm. 🤔

I was just over on X, slowly dismantling my account one brick at a time. Removing posts, follows, etc. It’s f’ing tedious, but a better option than the nuclear option of deactivation.

While there, news of the Guardian’s exit announcement perfectly sums up why they and so many others are leaving.

“What next for Saint Gary, the Lefty Clarkson?”

Who comes up with this bilge?

I’m number 6,239,322 on Bluesky.

I don’t know if I can be arsed with this anticipated Oasis reunion.

The thought of the online stampede for tickets; the thought of paying £850 for a Travelodge; the thought of a stadium full to the rafters with coked up Stone Island clad geezas with Weller hairdos not quite doing it for me 😏