Matt Page
@mrmattpage.bsky.social
Small business owner in circular economy sector 🔹Avid podcast listener 🔹 British newspaper avoider🔹 Woke 🔹 Repulsed by Brexit, Trump, culture wars and all the tedious dishonesty that goes with it 🔹 Joy Division/New Order fan
Abraham Lincoln was born 216 years ago today, exactly the same day as Charles Darwin.
February 13, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Abraham Lincoln was born 216 years ago today, exactly the same day as Charles Darwin.
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How is it that a retailer can take a payment from you on your credit card instantly, but a refund back to the same card takes 3-5 days to process?
Do they send it by carrier pigeon?
Do they send it by carrier pigeon?
a pigeon is walking on a white surface with a shadow on the ground
ALT: a pigeon is walking on a white surface with a shadow on the ground
media.tenor.com
January 29, 2025 at 11:51 AM
How is it that a retailer can take a payment from you on your credit card instantly, but a refund back to the same card takes 3-5 days to process?
Do they send it by carrier pigeon?
Do they send it by carrier pigeon?
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Brilliant satirical cover from Private Eye, mocking spineless media organisations and journalists who submit and cower in the face of power 👏
January 22, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Brilliant satirical cover from Private Eye, mocking spineless media organisations and journalists who submit and cower in the face of power 👏
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We know what it is, stop defending it.
January 21, 2025 at 9:36 AM
We know what it is, stop defending it.
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From the CWS Archive. November 2020.
RIP David Lynch xx
RIP David Lynch xx
January 16, 2025 at 10:55 PM
From the CWS Archive. November 2020.
RIP David Lynch xx
RIP David Lynch xx
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Two nights running, Nigel Farage has appeared in my dreams, even more of an arrogant attention seeking egotistical self-centred prick than usual.
Do I need medication or an exorcism to stop this?
To Dream-me’s total credit, I told him both times to his face to FUCK OFF.
It felt amazing.
Do I need medication or an exorcism to stop this?
To Dream-me’s total credit, I told him both times to his face to FUCK OFF.
It felt amazing.
January 16, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Two nights running, Nigel Farage has appeared in my dreams, even more of an arrogant attention seeking egotistical self-centred prick than usual.
Do I need medication or an exorcism to stop this?
To Dream-me’s total credit, I told him both times to his face to FUCK OFF.
It felt amazing.
Do I need medication or an exorcism to stop this?
To Dream-me’s total credit, I told him both times to his face to FUCK OFF.
It felt amazing.
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A real photo and perfect metaphor heading into 2025.
January 1, 2025 at 7:23 PM
A real photo and perfect metaphor heading into 2025.
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Her grimacing face as she expects an acknowledgment that never comes…
AUGUST 2024: There was only ever one contender for the month.
The combination of former PM Liz Truss going entirely unrecognised and what follows - surely the finest improvised put-down seque ever on TV - make this a viral for the ages. ~AA #BfBviralvid
The combination of former PM Liz Truss going entirely unrecognised and what follows - surely the finest improvised put-down seque ever on TV - make this a viral for the ages. ~AA #BfBviralvid
January 2, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Her grimacing face as she expects an acknowledgment that never comes…
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Suella Braverman tells LBC that Italy have "built a wall" on the "land border between Italy and Turkey" and insists that "I've been to see it"
January 2, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Suella Braverman tells LBC that Italy have "built a wall" on the "land border between Italy and Turkey" and insists that "I've been to see it"
With news that Farage is at Mar-a-Lago in “open negotiations” with Musk, I thought I’d ask ChatGPT what he has said in the past about billionaire George Soros
He accused Soros of “using his wealth to influence European politics” & “seeking to undermine national sovereignty”
Sound familiar at all?
He accused Soros of “using his wealth to influence European politics” & “seeking to undermine national sovereignty”
Sound familiar at all?
December 17, 2024 at 6:25 PM
With news that Farage is at Mar-a-Lago in “open negotiations” with Musk, I thought I’d ask ChatGPT what he has said in the past about billionaire George Soros
He accused Soros of “using his wealth to influence European politics” & “seeking to undermine national sovereignty”
Sound familiar at all?
He accused Soros of “using his wealth to influence European politics” & “seeking to undermine national sovereignty”
Sound familiar at all?
I’m gonna stick my neck out here, and speculate that *perhaps* it’s because their father also has “such” red hair?
Just a hunch.
(You can guarantee that if those children DIDN’T have “such” red hair, this kind of gutter “journalism” would be going after him saying he’s not actually their father).
Just a hunch.
(You can guarantee that if those children DIDN’T have “such” red hair, this kind of gutter “journalism” would be going after him saying he’s not actually their father).
December 17, 2024 at 12:58 PM
I’m gonna stick my neck out here, and speculate that *perhaps* it’s because their father also has “such” red hair?
Just a hunch.
(You can guarantee that if those children DIDN’T have “such” red hair, this kind of gutter “journalism” would be going after him saying he’s not actually their father).
Just a hunch.
(You can guarantee that if those children DIDN’T have “such” red hair, this kind of gutter “journalism” would be going after him saying he’s not actually their father).
Eating lots of yogurt in our house, 18 months or so ago we discovered Tesco Creamfields natural yogurt at 35p/500g pot. Great value.
Last weekend we noticed that the price had jumped to 50p per pot.
Today it’s at 55p per pot.
Has the price of milk surged by 57%, or is this blatant profiteering?
Last weekend we noticed that the price had jumped to 50p per pot.
Today it’s at 55p per pot.
Has the price of milk surged by 57%, or is this blatant profiteering?
December 11, 2024 at 10:01 AM
Eating lots of yogurt in our house, 18 months or so ago we discovered Tesco Creamfields natural yogurt at 35p/500g pot. Great value.
Last weekend we noticed that the price had jumped to 50p per pot.
Today it’s at 55p per pot.
Has the price of milk surged by 57%, or is this blatant profiteering?
Last weekend we noticed that the price had jumped to 50p per pot.
Today it’s at 55p per pot.
Has the price of milk surged by 57%, or is this blatant profiteering?
Thames Water 💦
💦 £16bn debt
💦 40% increase in pollution incidents
💦 Proposed 59% increase in customer bills else it will go bust
💦 Decades of underinvestment
💦 Customers struggling to pay their bills
I know…. Let’s pay the bosses £770K in undeserved bonuses!
🤬🤬🤬🤬
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
💦 £16bn debt
💦 40% increase in pollution incidents
💦 Proposed 59% increase in customer bills else it will go bust
💦 Decades of underinvestment
💦 Customers struggling to pay their bills
I know…. Let’s pay the bosses £770K in undeserved bonuses!
🤬🤬🤬🤬
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Thames Water boss defends bonuses as sewage spills soar
The company saw a 40% increase in pollution incidents in the first half of the year as its debts continued to swell.
www.bbc.co.uk
December 10, 2024 at 5:02 PM
Thames Water 💦
💦 £16bn debt
💦 40% increase in pollution incidents
💦 Proposed 59% increase in customer bills else it will go bust
💦 Decades of underinvestment
💦 Customers struggling to pay their bills
I know…. Let’s pay the bosses £770K in undeserved bonuses!
🤬🤬🤬🤬
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
💦 £16bn debt
💦 40% increase in pollution incidents
💦 Proposed 59% increase in customer bills else it will go bust
💦 Decades of underinvestment
💦 Customers struggling to pay their bills
I know…. Let’s pay the bosses £770K in undeserved bonuses!
🤬🤬🤬🤬
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
The sight of Prince William cosying up to Trump is rather unedifying to say the least 🤢
Donald Trump says Prince William 'looks better in person' www.bbc.com/news/article...
Donald Trump says Prince William 'looks better in person' www.bbc.com/news/article...
Donald Trump says Prince William 'looks better in person'
Prince William met the president-elect after the re-opening of the Notre-Dame cathedral in Paris.
www.bbc.com
December 9, 2024 at 10:52 PM
The sight of Prince William cosying up to Trump is rather unedifying to say the least 🤢
Donald Trump says Prince William 'looks better in person' www.bbc.com/news/article...
Donald Trump says Prince William 'looks better in person' www.bbc.com/news/article...
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@mrjamesob.bsky.social
Thought you might like to see a good old tikkytokky… 😂😂 sound up!
Thought you might like to see a good old tikkytokky… 😂😂 sound up!
December 7, 2024 at 10:43 AM
@mrjamesob.bsky.social
Thought you might like to see a good old tikkytokky… 😂😂 sound up!
Thought you might like to see a good old tikkytokky… 😂😂 sound up!
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The new Terminator looks shit.
December 5, 2024 at 1:57 PM
The new Terminator looks shit.