Mister Marto
@mrmarto.bsky.social
Linux gamer, musician, indie game dev, pro democracy, pro America, pro sanity, anti Trump.
It’s incredible what a few beers and a chat with a good friend can do for your mental state.
February 24, 2025 at 11:52 PM
It’s incredible what a few beers and a chat with a good friend can do for your mental state.
What a spineless fuck.
Mark Alford (R-MO): Elon Musk has contracts with the federal government, but he is also, I think, doing an effective job at weeding out the waste, abuse, and fraud in the government.
Constituents: BOOO!!! SHOW ME!!! CONFLICT OF INTEREST!!! HE IS THE WASTE, FRAUD, AND ABUSE!!!
Constituents: BOOO!!! SHOW ME!!! CONFLICT OF INTEREST!!! HE IS THE WASTE, FRAUD, AND ABUSE!!!
February 24, 2025 at 5:29 PM
What a spineless fuck.
The nice thing is that you can just believe whatever the opposite of what Elongated Muskrat says and be right 90% of the time.
February 24, 2025 at 1:31 PM
The nice thing is that you can just believe whatever the opposite of what Elongated Muskrat says and be right 90% of the time.
Tomato man (he is suffering)
February 24, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Tomato man (he is suffering)
Why is the discover feed so…weird? Sometimes it only shows one post, sometimes it only shows a bunch of similar posts, sometimes it acts normal and shows a mix. Very inconsistent.
February 24, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Why is the discover feed so…weird? Sometimes it only shows one post, sometimes it only shows a bunch of similar posts, sometimes it acts normal and shows a mix. Very inconsistent.
It is INSANE to me that 5 years ago, me and my very liberal boss used to bond over our shared love of Joe Rogan and Tesla. I wonder how he’s doing these days.
February 24, 2025 at 4:18 AM
It is INSANE to me that 5 years ago, me and my very liberal boss used to bond over our shared love of Joe Rogan and Tesla. I wonder how he’s doing these days.
My friends get to watch me lose my mind in person! Shit is bleak and I’m not okay!
An unsettling artifact of modern times: watching someone you kind of know abruptly and absolutely lose their mind on the internet
February 24, 2025 at 4:12 AM
My friends get to watch me lose my mind in person! Shit is bleak and I’m not okay!
Me: I want you to be mean to me
Her: *is mean to me*
Me: Ouch ow wtf I am a person I have feelings
Her: *is mean to me*
Me: Ouch ow wtf I am a person I have feelings
February 24, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Me: I want you to be mean to me
Her: *is mean to me*
Me: Ouch ow wtf I am a person I have feelings
Her: *is mean to me*
Me: Ouch ow wtf I am a person I have feelings
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"That's how you learn coding. You struggle through the problems."
Yup, that's how you learn all skills. No struggle, no learn. You gotta rise up against your inability to do something.
Yup, that's how you learn all skills. No struggle, no learn. You gotta rise up against your inability to do something.
February 23, 2025 at 2:08 PM
"That's how you learn coding. You struggle through the problems."
Yup, that's how you learn all skills. No struggle, no learn. You gotta rise up against your inability to do something.
Yup, that's how you learn all skills. No struggle, no learn. You gotta rise up against your inability to do something.
Not a fan of all the Instagram style text posts on this site. I want to see YOUR opinion, not somebody else’s take screenshotted and uploaded here.
February 23, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Not a fan of all the Instagram style text posts on this site. I want to see YOUR opinion, not somebody else’s take screenshotted and uploaded here.
February 22, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Jonathan Pie went OFF on Trump and I love it
February 22, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Jonathan Pie went OFF on Trump and I love it
@ironstarlad.bsky.social let’s work this in lmao
More video games should have a stupid asshole named Keith who shows up every now and then just for you to humiliate them.
February 22, 2025 at 12:25 AM
@ironstarlad.bsky.social let’s work this in lmao
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my guitar isn't "out of tune" im doing some microtonal shit you wouldn't understand with your westoid theory
February 21, 2025 at 8:35 PM
my guitar isn't "out of tune" im doing some microtonal shit you wouldn't understand with your westoid theory
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The Republican Party has no answer other than to gaslight and accuse others of what they are guilty of.
February 21, 2025 at 3:59 PM
The Republican Party has no answer other than to gaslight and accuse others of what they are guilty of.
“They should have never come for MUH VIDEO GAMES”
Just…..just play something else?
Just…..just play something else?
Imagine living in a world where your biggest complaint is that they’re putting women and Black people in video games
February 21, 2025 at 3:58 PM
“They should have never come for MUH VIDEO GAMES”
Just…..just play something else?
Just…..just play something else?
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Today’s cover of the Murdoch-owned New York Post
February 21, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Today’s cover of the Murdoch-owned New York Post
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When you're like "ahh why is Halo Infinite so buggy," I want you to know that video games are being QA tested by people who do not know how a computer works
February 21, 2025 at 2:08 PM
When you're like "ahh why is Halo Infinite so buggy," I want you to know that video games are being QA tested by people who do not know how a computer works
I’ll be working on mine. Hard to keep my mind off of everything but staying busy helps!
Good morning. Pick a video game, play it all weekend. Do not watch the news 24/7, that’s unhealthy.
February 21, 2025 at 2:39 PM
I’ll be working on mine. Hard to keep my mind off of everything but staying busy helps!
Y’all are fucking weird!!!
February 21, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Y’all are fucking weird!!!
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Most "Gamers" are just tourists in gaming. They talk about how they want all the women to be voluptuous and underdressed, how they don't want any politics, how they just want "optimization", etc.
None of these people know the first thing about games. They are tourists. Treat them like it.
None of these people know the first thing about games. They are tourists. Treat them like it.
February 20, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Most "Gamers" are just tourists in gaming. They talk about how they want all the women to be voluptuous and underdressed, how they don't want any politics, how they just want "optimization", etc.
None of these people know the first thing about games. They are tourists. Treat them like it.
None of these people know the first thing about games. They are tourists. Treat them like it.
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CARTOON OF THE DAY
February 21, 2025 at 4:01 AM
CARTOON OF THE DAY