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Mr. Marinara
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Random un-researched thoughts infused with red sauce and cannabis.
The murder of Charlie Kirk was planned by MAGA to distract us from Epstein.

#jeff #tea #vacationplaylist
September 12, 2025 at 8:50 PM
The most honest movie review of 2025.
Nosferatu was DARK.

I had a hard time seeing.
September 12, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Speed bumps are annoying. But I respect why they are annoying.
February 7, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Why do many TSA agents act like I know where I’m going? You change things up all the time and catch an attitude when I don’t know what to do.

Dogshit attitudes
February 6, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Yikez
January 30, 2025 at 9:37 PM
lol, hilariously out of touch with what the fed does.

#donaldduck
January 29, 2025 at 11:26 PM
“People voted with their wallet and not their conscience.”

#accurate #bummer
January 24, 2025 at 1:46 PM
It’s weird when you walk into the shared work bathroom and you can smell your co-worker’s poop.

#poopstories
January 23, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Slept great

#hrv #newjob
January 5, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Men have the weirdest hobbies 📽️

#justbillionairethings #filmsky #movies
January 5, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Every time I order something from a site other than Amazon, it feels like it takes forever to get my order.

#fuckamazon #jeffbezosisbisexual
January 4, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Anyone ever strap a step counter to their cat’s leg to compare their steps to yours? And then when you find out the cat takes way more steps then you even though they sleep all day and you feel like a bad person.

No? Me either.

#cats #fitnessgoals
January 1, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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January 1, 2025 at 4:38 AM
December 30, 2024 at 2:44 PM
Carla from Scrubs needs a bigger role in this. 🎥

#smile #movies
December 28, 2024 at 1:28 AM
Mustache is a great name for a cat. 🎥

#smile #movies
December 28, 2024 at 1:27 AM
I just want a folding iPhone with an invisible crease

#iphone #foldablephone
December 27, 2024 at 1:29 AM
December 26, 2024 at 11:20 PM
Hearing your cat meow and yawn at the same time warms the bones.
December 26, 2024 at 8:28 PM
Nosferatu was DARK.

I had a hard time seeing.
December 26, 2024 at 1:52 PM
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Opinion | if Jesus were alive today, he would be a CEO.

by Bret Stephens
December 25, 2024 at 7:50 PM
Thanks to the troops for allowing me to bathe in the blood of Christ today.

I'm bathing in so much of Christ’s blood. Christ is gonna need a transfusion.

#merrychristmas #dexter
December 25, 2024 at 7:56 PM
Pat McAfee speaks just like Donald Trump.
December 25, 2024 at 4:10 PM
Most underrated spot to meditate?

#meditation #mindfulness #m&ms
December 25, 2024 at 4:14 AM