It's this fella for me.

I mean, maybe...

So today I never got told "I hate cutting your uuur because curly hair scares me" or asked "has anybody ever told you you've got a weird shaped head?" This new fella also sprays some lemony stuff on your hair so you smell like a freshly cleaned floor.

😞

I am here for this.
Lauren possibly not so much.

nb many Americans find the term Yank or Yankee insulting.
Particularly (in my experience) people from the South / below the Mason-Dickson line.
🙂

This is horrific.

Thank you.

I am very pleased to hear that you think that.