Can someone tell Tommy Cash that Donald Trump called. He wants his stylist back.
#Eurovision

It's this fella for me.

It's just a plant in a pot but its leaves are starting to pop after winter and that makes me happy. #gardening #hope

A story in two parts.

Me: I just found this stuff in a drawer in the kitchen. It's really good.

My wife: [Long pause] Aaah. That's what we used on the cats ears last summer to stop them getting sunburnt.

🤢🤢🤢

A beautiful choral piece from the cathedral tonight.
His love will hold me, his love will cherish me love will cradle me.
My Lord has come.
Merry Christmas everyone. ❤️

Never have I ever felt so honoured than when my daughter wrote this about one of my Facebook posts.
@hankgreen.bsky.social @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social

I like pints of beer like that one as well, but I also like pints like this one from earlier today.
Phoenix porter - it was lovely.

How was he so old when he was only just born?

Every year in the run up to Christmas, I read A Christmas Carol.

Tonight's the night.

One book.
Five chapters.
Five nights.

Marley was dead: to begin with...

It's the most wonderful time of the year...

Living the actual dream whilst stuck on Shetland.

It wasn't all bad though, the water going off meant I had to walk down the lane to the neighbour and I got to meet his cat.

Currently mildly stranded on a remote Scottish Island.
It's not all bad.