Pretty disappointed not to have been named Archbishop of Canterbury. Again.
After not getting the Pope gig last year, it's difficult not to get disillusioned but I'll keep trying.
Might actually have a realistic shout at Dalai Lama when that pops up on LinkedIn.
After not getting the Pope gig last year, it's difficult not to get disillusioned but I'll keep trying.
Might actually have a realistic shout at Dalai Lama when that pops up on LinkedIn.
October 3, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Pretty disappointed not to have been named Archbishop of Canterbury. Again.
After not getting the Pope gig last year, it's difficult not to get disillusioned but I'll keep trying.
Might actually have a realistic shout at Dalai Lama when that pops up on LinkedIn.
After not getting the Pope gig last year, it's difficult not to get disillusioned but I'll keep trying.
Might actually have a realistic shout at Dalai Lama when that pops up on LinkedIn.
Can someone tell Tommy Cash that Donald Trump called. He wants his stylist back.
#Eurovision
#Eurovision
May 17, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Can someone tell Tommy Cash that Donald Trump called. He wants his stylist back.
#Eurovision
#Eurovision
If Conclave shenanigans clashes with Race Across the World I'll be fuming. #Conclave #RaceAcrossTheWorld
May 7, 2025 at 11:38 AM
If Conclave shenanigans clashes with Race Across the World I'll be fuming. #Conclave #RaceAcrossTheWorld
Does anyone remember the possibly Trev and Simon thing with Letitia Dean where they called her LaToya, she said Letitia and they said bless you?
How is this still in my brain 35 years later?? #raceacrosstheworld
How is this still in my brain 35 years later?? #raceacrosstheworld
April 30, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Does anyone remember the possibly Trev and Simon thing with Letitia Dean where they called her LaToya, she said Letitia and they said bless you?
How is this still in my brain 35 years later?? #raceacrosstheworld
How is this still in my brain 35 years later?? #raceacrosstheworld
It bothers me that one of the English translators for Pope Francis' funeral on the BBC Sounds a lot like Richard Ayoade.
April 26, 2025 at 10:05 AM
It bothers me that one of the English translators for Pope Francis' funeral on the BBC Sounds a lot like Richard Ayoade.
It's just a plant in a pot but its leaves are starting to pop after winter and that makes me happy. #gardening #hope
March 16, 2025 at 5:46 PM
It's just a plant in a pot but its leaves are starting to pop after winter and that makes me happy. #gardening #hope
Zelesnskyy: I'm fighting for the life of my country. Please continue to help.
Self interested bullies: Beg.
Self interested bullies: Beg.
March 1, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Zelesnskyy: I'm fighting for the life of my country. Please continue to help.
Self interested bullies: Beg.
Self interested bullies: Beg.
A story in two parts.
Me: I just found this stuff in a drawer in the kitchen. It's really good.
My wife: [Long pause] Aaah. That's what we used on the cats ears last summer to stop them getting sunburnt.
🤢🤢🤢
Me: I just found this stuff in a drawer in the kitchen. It's really good.
My wife: [Long pause] Aaah. That's what we used on the cats ears last summer to stop them getting sunburnt.
🤢🤢🤢
February 27, 2025 at 9:55 PM
A story in two parts.
Me: I just found this stuff in a drawer in the kitchen. It's really good.
My wife: [Long pause] Aaah. That's what we used on the cats ears last summer to stop them getting sunburnt.
🤢🤢🤢
Me: I just found this stuff in a drawer in the kitchen. It's really good.
My wife: [Long pause] Aaah. That's what we used on the cats ears last summer to stop them getting sunburnt.
🤢🤢🤢
I have made the drastic decision to change barbers.
Great thing about the new barber is that he doesn't really speak English so he doesn't try and talk to you like the women in the market do.
Great thing about the new barber is that he doesn't really speak English so he doesn't try and talk to you like the women in the market do.
February 1, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I have made the drastic decision to change barbers.
Great thing about the new barber is that he doesn't really speak English so he doesn't try and talk to you like the women in the market do.
Great thing about the new barber is that he doesn't really speak English so he doesn't try and talk to you like the women in the market do.
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I don't think I'll do dry January.
I'll do a version though.
I'm thinking of it more as moist January.
I'll do a version though.
I'm thinking of it more as moist January.
January 1, 2025 at 4:12 PM
I don't think I'll do dry January.
I'll do a version though.
I'm thinking of it more as moist January.
I'll do a version though.
I'm thinking of it more as moist January.
A beautiful choral piece from the cathedral tonight.
His love will hold me, his love will cherish me love will cradle me.
My Lord has come.
Merry Christmas everyone. ❤️
His love will hold me, his love will cherish me love will cradle me.
My Lord has come.
Merry Christmas everyone. ❤️
December 25, 2024 at 2:05 AM
A beautiful choral piece from the cathedral tonight.
His love will hold me, his love will cherish me love will cradle me.
My Lord has come.
Merry Christmas everyone. ❤️
His love will hold me, his love will cherish me love will cradle me.
My Lord has come.
Merry Christmas everyone. ❤️
Big shout out to everyone stress buying potatoes today. #ChristmasEve
December 24, 2024 at 3:30 PM
Big shout out to everyone stress buying potatoes today. #ChristmasEve
Going to a new barbers when you have bad eyesight is like being in one of those home makeover shows where they leave the house and come back in blindfolded once it's all done, except then you need to walk around in public with your living room on your head.
December 7, 2024 at 11:47 AM
Going to a new barbers when you have bad eyesight is like being in one of those home makeover shows where they leave the house and come back in blindfolded once it's all done, except then you need to walk around in public with your living room on your head.
Never have I ever felt so honoured than when my daughter wrote this about one of my Facebook posts.
@hankgreen.bsky.social @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social
@hankgreen.bsky.social @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social
November 14, 2024 at 11:27 PM
Never have I ever felt so honoured than when my daughter wrote this about one of my Facebook posts.
@hankgreen.bsky.social @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social
@hankgreen.bsky.social @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social
I've never really been a fan of Oasis to be honest.
August 27, 2024 at 8:08 AM
I've never really been a fan of Oasis to be honest.
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Every new prime minister gets to celebrate their 50th day in office by restoring Liz Truss's rightful title of 'UK's shortest serving prime minister'.
Congrats, Keir Starmer!
Congrats, Keir Starmer!
August 23, 2024 at 11:06 AM
Every new prime minister gets to celebrate their 50th day in office by restoring Liz Truss's rightful title of 'UK's shortest serving prime minister'.
Congrats, Keir Starmer!
Congrats, Keir Starmer!
Curating a new list of people to follow here rather than There is a pain that I've put off for long enough.
August 23, 2024 at 3:55 PM
Curating a new list of people to follow here rather than There is a pain that I've put off for long enough.
Reposted by Mr Mallon
Incredible that the Harris-Walz campaign is just basically this now, and it's working.
August 7, 2024 at 8:54 PM
Incredible that the Harris-Walz campaign is just basically this now, and it's working.
How was he so old when he was only just born?
March 25, 2024 at 7:21 PM
How was he so old when he was only just born?
Every year in the run up to Christmas, I read A Christmas Carol.
Tonight's the night.
One book.
Five chapters.
Five nights.
Marley was dead: to begin with...
Tonight's the night.
One book.
Five chapters.
Five nights.
Marley was dead: to begin with...
December 20, 2023 at 6:13 PM
Every year in the run up to Christmas, I read A Christmas Carol.
Tonight's the night.
One book.
Five chapters.
Five nights.
Marley was dead: to begin with...
Tonight's the night.
One book.
Five chapters.
Five nights.
Marley was dead: to begin with...
It's the most wonderful time of the year...
November 30, 2023 at 11:12 PM
It's the most wonderful time of the year...
I'd like to say that they couldn't find someone more despicable than Suella, but this government has taught me to keep my expectations low. #reshuffle
November 13, 2023 at 8:57 AM
I'd like to say that they couldn't find someone more despicable than Suella, but this government has taught me to keep my expectations low. #reshuffle