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Mr Hokie
@mrhokie.bsky.social
ATL based Hokie 🦃. Specialize in game day drive-by tweeting, meaningless Sideline Tips & Stuff I find funny.😎 Caveat Lector.
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The Roar & Beauty of Lane. Never gets old…🦃🏆😎
Personal goal is to get my fellow travelers in the Gate Area to rise up against the gate agent the next time they announce “plane broke, going to be a few minutes before we get the part over here”.
It would be glorious!😎🏆
August 27, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Warning - have not Tweeted since Super Bowl.
Appreciate each of you recognizing the effort and encouraging my attempts to entertain (myself).
That is all…
August 27, 2025 at 9:00 PM
11 More weekends until Week 0 of college football. @treadmillhorse.bsky.social as always, captures the spirit of all CFB fan bases right about now…
June 29, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Ladies & Gentlemen:
The 0.00001 Club.
March 21, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Hokies men & women basketball team both gonna win the ACC Tourney this year. Write it down.

Just good enough to string a couple of good games together and maybe get a little GoACC officiating breaks…
March 1, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Barkley should get the MVP - as Chiefs were so prepared for him that they forgot to prepare for literally anything else lol. 🏈 😎
February 10, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Years from now, our grandchildren will ask us why that kicker is all alone back there on kick offs, and we’ll say…
February 10, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Noooope! It’s a smoker that cuts grass.🏆
February 10, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Quick 1st Half Recap.
February 10, 2025 at 1:21 AM
This call >>> Seal as Seal comm.😎🏆
As called in Brazil:
February 10, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Reposted by Mr Hokie
And this is why we didn’t get that next season of Yellowstone
February 10, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Yep, I did have “Sloths in a beer commercial” on my bingo card.
February 10, 2025 at 12:27 AM
If you’re not here for Pete Davidson getting a Super Bowl shout out - you’re doing it wrong lolol.😎
February 10, 2025 at 12:24 AM
So the Hokies now have an NFL Tight End Coach as Offensive Coordinator, and an NFL LB Coach at DC. Maybe they have some really rich friends that can help out on the NIL thingy? 😎 🤷‍♂️ 🦃
February 1, 2025 at 4:33 PM
My favorite TikTok storyline six months from now:

“Digital marketers have some ‘splaining to do because there was no biz demand change after we stopped advertising on TikTok.”

TikTok is just as intoxicating to marketers as it is to users, who spent $11.1 billion on TT ads in 2024.
January 19, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Live look in on the Lions…👀
a man dressed as a lion with a beard
ALT: a man dressed as a lion with a beard
media.tenor.com
January 19, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Gotta give the Lions credit - defense is hideous tonight so why not try 12.
January 19, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Elon’s early evening attack on Turks & Caicos puts Key West and St John’s defense forces on high alert.
BREAKING: Debris seen over the Caribbean after SpaceX's Starship explodes during test flight
January 17, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Man, I bet this really feels great this mornin’!
January 11, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Watching live sports on here continues to improve. 🏆
Here’s my top three list from the OSU/Texas game last night and the sky-geniuses worth a follow: @nauerbach.com @sickoscommittee.org @lukeknox.bsky.social
January 11, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Reposted by Mr Hokie
SAWYER’S SEMI STRIP
(Picture of Bevo as a Steak)
the ohio state effort to put a viral t-shirt name on that strip sack will reverberate for hours
January 11, 2025 at 3:57 AM
There’s those ACC refs we know & love…
January 11, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Reposted by Mr Hokie
Quasi, by Ronnie van Hout, 2016
January 11, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Treveyon givin’em the vapors…
January 11, 2025 at 2:21 AM
TFW…
January 11, 2025 at 2:09 AM