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Jeremiah Fuzznuts
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🇦🇺 Archaeologist & Palaeoanthropologist. FN Treaty now, the Law demands it. If Ukraine falls, we all fall 🇺🇦 Ultra anti-MAGA. History matters. Bob Dylan & cricket tragic.
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I wasn't on the "pardon Hunter" train before today, but now I fucking am

Pardon him, pardon any drug offender, just pardon everyone who didn't commit a violent or sex crime

Then write a blanket pardon for any American accused of a policital crime through like 2032 and we're golden
November 23, 2024 at 1:31 AM
Quickest way to get a wicket is to get up and make a cup of tea.
Every. Fucking. Time.
😭🤣
Jerry
November 22, 2024 at 3:16 AM
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"Random album I'm listening to" update: Natasha Bedingfield's "Unwritten" may be one of the worst records I've ever listened to
November 21, 2024 at 1:59 PM
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The real secret to the "Mediterranean diet" is eating equal qualities of pasta and antipasto so that they annihilate one another
November 21, 2024 at 1:42 PM
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November 21, 2024 at 1:59 AM
HISTORY IS IMPORTANT.

Especially in times of turmoil.

That's because humans are nothing, if not predictable.

Jerry
November 22, 2024 at 2:40 AM
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Snowing here. I was advised not to travel without a flask, jump-leads, spare wheel, shovel, emergency flares and a red triangular warning sign.

I looked a proper twat sat on the bus!
November 21, 2024 at 10:45 PM
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November 21, 2024 at 2:01 PM
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This…this is it. In a nutshell, yes.
November 21, 2024 at 12:47 PM
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To review:

ATTORNEY GENERAL: Allegedly paid for sex with multiple women and a 17-year-old girl

SECRETARY OF DEFENSE: Allegedly raped a woman at a conference in 2017

SECRETARY OF HHS: Allegedly sexually assaulted his kids’ baby sitter
November 21, 2024 at 2:38 AM
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It’s not a Russian spy ring. It’s a Justice Department graphic showing Venmo payments to girls by Gaetz and Greenberg.
November 21, 2024 at 2:19 AM
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i hate when my stomach growls... just eat the fat oh my god
November 20, 2024 at 4:20 PM
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November 20, 2024 at 3:12 AM
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It was the Busta Rhymes
It was the Wusta Rhymes
November 20, 2024 at 4:27 PM
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uber eats: u look hungry

me: ya

uber eats: but ur so fuckin lazy

me: ya

uber eats: i bet little piggy wants a 15 dollar ice cream cone delivered

me: ya
November 20, 2024 at 7:57 PM
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I just received an email that said that I would be "an excellent integration partner for an upcoming editorial platform" and it made me want to go live in the woods.
November 20, 2024 at 12:36 AM
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Can you break a rib from coughing?

I feel as if you can based on, well, my rib. And my coughing.
November 21, 2024 at 4:29 AM
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It's been a bit of a weird year and I am genuinely concerned about my Spotify Wrapped playlist when it appears
November 20, 2024 at 10:13 AM
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“Just because I voted differently”
November 21, 2024 at 5:10 AM
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Wonder why the rule of law is failing? Here are six reasons . . . the rot at the top. This is what happens when we allow government officials to operate in an ethics-free zone with zero accountability.
November 20, 2024 at 1:55 PM
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House Republicans actually voted today to block the US Senate from receiving their report containing sworn witness testimony and documentary evidence about the nominee for Attorney General of the United States paying a child $10,000 for sex.

That’s where we are at.
November 21, 2024 at 2:53 AM
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I live in a bubble
To avoid all the trouble
I live a fake life
To keep away from the strife
I try not to think
So I smoke and I drink
I follow the fashion
And pretend it’s my passion
I am shallow and weak
Money I seek
Not wisdom
#poetry
November 21, 2024 at 5:15 AM
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Set up another account and cross-like. You know, "well done Angus"...
November 21, 2024 at 3:01 AM
Remember when you were a kid and your lounge had those big square foam bits that you could build a really cool fort out of?

You're in the @bsky.app fort now.

Jerry
November 21, 2024 at 1:45 AM
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“The document, assembled by investigators during a three-year sex-trafficking investigation into Mr. Gaetz, is a chart that shows a web of thousands of dollars in Venmo payments between Mr. Gaetz and a group of his friends, associates and women who had drug-fueled sex parties between 2017 and 2020”
Federal Inquiry Traced Matt Gaetz’s Venmo Payments to Women
A document prepared by federal investigators bolsters claims by women who say they were hired for sex by Matt Gaetz, President-elect Donald J. Trump’s choice for attorney general, who denies wrongdoin...
www.nytimes.com
November 21, 2024 at 1:27 AM