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Mr French Fries
@mrfrenchfries.bsky.social
Green couch potato.
Substitute comedian.
Starve the bots.
It’s hard to imagine a web building spider ‘playing hooky’ in prance rather than worrying about their next net up. Hard, but not impossible. 🥰
December 15, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Lovely macro focus 🥰
December 15, 2025 at 9:07 PM
The missus didn’t want our dogs to eat their poisonous leaves, but that doesn’t mean everyone else can’t rescue poinsettias/slap people upside the head for buying a living plant they don’t intend to add to their garden…
December 15, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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Perhaps by following me, we can exchange ideas and discuss politics via private messages. What do you think?
December 6, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Hmmm. I’m not sure if I’m getting early Pink Floyd or Early Dr Who vibes, but I’m eager to know which sauce is closer? 😅
December 15, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Hm, is there an ‘auto block quote posters’ option I missed? I only saw ‘allow reposts but not quote posts.’
December 15, 2025 at 8:13 PM
The World Wide Web still needs world wide laws, thanks. 👍
December 15, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Reminds me to look up corroborating reports of that time a bunch of boys of different ages were stranded somewhere…but didn’t turn psycho at all.
December 15, 2025 at 8:05 PM
It’s worse for her than me, which makes it worse for the ‘us’ which SHOULD make it easier to see that no kind of ‘we’ needs to discourage the stupid and the lazy the way we used to. Might send your book to my dirt-cheap Alma-mater. Had lots of overqualified professors there. 🫡🙂‍↕️
December 14, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Shall I use new-Twitter to platform a 30 second to 3 minute long video to explain why Google-tube is as important as AOL or Atari? 🫥
December 14, 2025 at 10:53 PM
20 years ago everybody knew that nobody was going to flip through 200 search engines the way nobody really wanted to flip through 200 television channels. Now? We get to see the tv pimps try to handle a world where ‘regular’ people want ball games to be as free as porn. Text info? Quaint.
December 14, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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There were ownership limitations when I began my career in 1968, 7 am, 7 fm, and 7 tv. Diversity (bad word) of ownership, diversity of editorial opinion. Where did we go wrong. Barry Diller and Marty Pompadour walked in and a bunch of us left. I had enough in my fuck you fund.
December 14, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Can the Swiss and Saudi and Chinese bankers move the UN headquarters to Gaza now? How about now?
December 14, 2025 at 10:43 PM
We ate our predators and now we eat everything if we don’t cull each other…or risk ‘population collapse/doing eugenics.’ 🫥
December 14, 2025 at 10:31 PM
The missus and I can (currently) afford a student loan attorney. Everyone who has ever been told to go into debt to make a living wage should talk to a student loan attorney until we talk about student loan attorney’s the way we talk about human sacrifice.
December 14, 2025 at 10:28 PM