Mr French Fries
@mrfrenchfries.bsky.social
Green couch potato.
Substitute comedian.
Starve the bots.
Substitute comedian.
Starve the bots.
I’m of multiple minds about this kind of #Christmas decor…when it’s mass produced.
December 15, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I’m of multiple minds about this kind of #Christmas decor…when it’s mass produced.
This panoramic photo from last week makes me want to take the dog on as long a walk as the dog wants. My year of tendonitis makes me wish I’d never been born. ⚖️
December 14, 2025 at 2:20 PM
This panoramic photo from last week makes me want to take the dog on as long a walk as the dog wants. My year of tendonitis makes me wish I’d never been born. ⚖️
Don’t need to go to the library to read this one. Just need to borrow some reading time from the public trust.
December 13, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Don’t need to go to the library to read this one. Just need to borrow some reading time from the public trust.
I’m not sure how many memorial services have ‘decorate a rock’ tables, but
December 13, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I’m not sure how many memorial services have ‘decorate a rock’ tables, but
I only took one free sample from the big box stores this week 🙏
December 12, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I only took one free sample from the big box stores this week 🙏
So @theneptuneapp.bsky.social hasn’t done an apres nous deluge yet?
December 11, 2025 at 3:04 AM
So @theneptuneapp.bsky.social hasn’t done an apres nous deluge yet?
December 9, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Ok. Killing my doomscroll snark and asking #gardensky to help me keep from killing this baby citrus in 3-2-
December 9, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Ok. Killing my doomscroll snark and asking #gardensky to help me keep from killing this baby citrus in 3-2-
Cheap and easy bloomscroll before I drive to the office Xmas party to give my manager some baby Jesus levels of “please don’t let your boss tell you to tell me I can’t keep up with inflation.” 💝💞 #dreaming #americandream
December 7, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Cheap and easy bloomscroll before I drive to the office Xmas party to give my manager some baby Jesus levels of “please don’t let your boss tell you to tell me I can’t keep up with inflation.” 💝💞 #dreaming #americandream
Perfect time to try adding short videos to new Twitter. Every record player sounds just distinct enough. Like a snowflake. Or a downbad user who got their thirsty account flagged. 🙂↕️
December 7, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Perfect time to try adding short videos to new Twitter. Every record player sounds just distinct enough. Like a snowflake. Or a downbad user who got their thirsty account flagged. 🙂↕️
Meanwhile I should buy some of this for this house.
December 6, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Meanwhile I should buy some of this for this house.
Not MY glory #gardensky …but any flower hardy enough for a forgotten downtown parking lot is glorious.
December 6, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Not MY glory #gardensky …but any flower hardy enough for a forgotten downtown parking lot is glorious.
I could have left this One to maybe blast one last stink at whoever opened the garage door.
December 6, 2025 at 3:29 AM
I could have left this One to maybe blast one last stink at whoever opened the garage door.
Knew I would need this screenshot eventually for something. Glad it was for this and not a t shirt.
December 6, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Knew I would need this screenshot eventually for something. Glad it was for this and not a t shirt.
Labrabull does #shortsformcontent 🎄 🍇
December 5, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Labrabull does #shortsformcontent 🎄 🍇
Ok. I’m oh…Kay…with people leaving their skeletons up through new years. If they hide their house number.
December 3, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Ok. I’m oh…Kay…with people leaving their skeletons up through new years. If they hide their house number.
The platform pimps, the world over, really REALLY need us to call them ‘social media’ “promotors” 👍
December 3, 2025 at 11:36 PM
The platform pimps, the world over, really REALLY need us to call them ‘social media’ “promotors” 👍
#millipede crossing the road so #bugsky can surf the highway
December 2, 2025 at 10:15 PM
#millipede crossing the road so #bugsky can surf the highway
It would be in poor taste to make a joke about old white people using Elvis for #blackfriday sales…unless it was #toilethumor
November 30, 2025 at 10:28 PM
It would be in poor taste to make a joke about old white people using Elvis for #blackfriday sales…unless it was #toilethumor
I’ve never truly been happy to be a Regan baby…until I considered starting a game show where contestants have to decide whether a meme came from an action figure commercial or…that other thing Japan was making cartoons for. #1980s #physicalmedia #mediaphysics
November 30, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I’ve never truly been happy to be a Regan baby…until I considered starting a game show where contestants have to decide whether a meme came from an action figure commercial or…that other thing Japan was making cartoons for. #1980s #physicalmedia #mediaphysics
My ‘readinglist’ album of shots and screenshots tells me I’m finally old enough to be weird instead of annoying.
November 29, 2025 at 3:32 PM
My ‘readinglist’ album of shots and screenshots tells me I’m finally old enough to be weird instead of annoying.
I don’t want Patreon to own the internet the way YouTube owned tv on the internet for 20 years. I don’t like how it feels like REALLY giving up on creators or publishers when I stop following their @patreon …who I guess I’m glad isn’t on new Twitter yet.
November 28, 2025 at 5:46 PM
I don’t want Patreon to own the internet the way YouTube owned tv on the internet for 20 years. I don’t like how it feels like REALLY giving up on creators or publishers when I stop following their @patreon …who I guess I’m glad isn’t on new Twitter yet.