Mr. Darcy
@mrdarcy.bsky.social
There is something pleasing about my mouth when I speak.
Taylor Swift is someone I never want to meet in person since I'm terrified she'd write a song about me.
December 3, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Taylor Swift is someone I never want to meet in person since I'm terrified she'd write a song about me.
Salutations. I just remembered my bloody password.
December 2, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Salutations. I just remembered my bloody password.
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What real leadership looks like.
Thank you, President Barack Obama, for standing strong with California, defending our rights, and fighting for the people of this nation.
Thank you, President Barack Obama, for standing strong with California, defending our rights, and fighting for the people of this nation.
August 20, 2025 at 8:09 PM
What real leadership looks like.
Thank you, President Barack Obama, for standing strong with California, defending our rights, and fighting for the people of this nation.
Thank you, President Barack Obama, for standing strong with California, defending our rights, and fighting for the people of this nation.
I bloody hate it when I get emails from companies that use this blushing emoji! 😊
Like you're trying to get me to buy a stuffed crust pizza on a Saturday, not ask me out on a date! Learn your boundaries, Domino's!
Like you're trying to get me to buy a stuffed crust pizza on a Saturday, not ask me out on a date! Learn your boundaries, Domino's!
May 4, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I bloody hate it when I get emails from companies that use this blushing emoji! 😊
Like you're trying to get me to buy a stuffed crust pizza on a Saturday, not ask me out on a date! Learn your boundaries, Domino's!
Like you're trying to get me to buy a stuffed crust pizza on a Saturday, not ask me out on a date! Learn your boundaries, Domino's!
Viv unfortunately strikes me as the sort of person who would copyright strike a video essay if she wasn't worried about the public backlash that would cause her.
And the weird thing is I agree with the points she's making. But it feels kind of petty coming from someone with as much success as her?
And the weird thing is I agree with the points she's making. But it feels kind of petty coming from someone with as much success as her?
Nomatter what your opinion is on media, it’s important you make it yourself. I’ve stopped watching video essays because the bias on display dictates opinion. A lot of channels steal points they didn’t create themselves or follow negative opinion because it’s the accepted or better financial option.
May 4, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Viv unfortunately strikes me as the sort of person who would copyright strike a video essay if she wasn't worried about the public backlash that would cause her.
And the weird thing is I agree with the points she's making. But it feels kind of petty coming from someone with as much success as her?
And the weird thing is I agree with the points she's making. But it feels kind of petty coming from someone with as much success as her?
Sovereignty won over Journalism.
You can’t make this stuff up.
You can’t make this stuff up.
May 3, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Sovereignty won over Journalism.
You can’t make this stuff up.
You can’t make this stuff up.
Sorry, but there is no way I’m betting money on horses named “Journalism” and “American Promise” in 2025.
May 3, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Sorry, but there is no way I’m betting money on horses named “Journalism” and “American Promise” in 2025.
Oh yeah.
This app exists.
This app exists.
October 19, 2024 at 1:01 AM
Oh yeah.
This app exists.
This app exists.
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Happy Thanksgiving to everyone, except for the uncool kids who don’t love Cool Cat! Those kids can go to Hell!
November 23, 2023 at 4:31 PM
Happy Thanksgiving to everyone, except for the uncool kids who don’t love Cool Cat! Those kids can go to Hell!
feeling cute might drop nudes later idk
October 16, 2023 at 8:59 PM
feeling cute might drop nudes later idk
This is Lizzie all night long whenever we have Chipotle…
October 13, 2023 at 7:11 PM
This is Lizzie all night long whenever we have Chipotle…
Online ads frighten me.
Like I get that her face is meant to be turning red from straining but it instead looks like she is wearing someone else’s head.
I swear this is going to haunt my Darcy dreams…
Like I get that her face is meant to be turning red from straining but it instead looks like she is wearing someone else’s head.
I swear this is going to haunt my Darcy dreams…
October 11, 2023 at 5:32 AM
Online ads frighten me.
Like I get that her face is meant to be turning red from straining but it instead looks like she is wearing someone else’s head.
I swear this is going to haunt my Darcy dreams…
Like I get that her face is meant to be turning red from straining but it instead looks like she is wearing someone else’s head.
I swear this is going to haunt my Darcy dreams…
What did Darth Vader say to the clerk when he went to the record store and couldn’t find any country music?
“I find your lack of Faith Hill disturbing.”
“I find your lack of Faith Hill disturbing.”
October 6, 2023 at 4:14 AM
What did Darth Vader say to the clerk when he went to the record store and couldn’t find any country music?
“I find your lack of Faith Hill disturbing.”
“I find your lack of Faith Hill disturbing.”
You ever get given a piece of chocolate cake that’s so big you just end up being like “this looks WAY too much like that one scene in Matilda” and then you lose your appetite?
September 20, 2023 at 4:51 AM
You ever get given a piece of chocolate cake that’s so big you just end up being like “this looks WAY too much like that one scene in Matilda” and then you lose your appetite?
Did 9/11 happen in the Paw Patrol universe?
I need answers…
I need answers…
September 19, 2023 at 5:01 PM
Did 9/11 happen in the Paw Patrol universe?
I need answers…
I need answers…
Now wait a bloody minute…
August 25, 2023 at 10:04 PM
Now wait a bloody minute…
Alec Baldwin has seen better days…
August 25, 2023 at 1:32 AM
Alec Baldwin has seen better days…
How do the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles go to the toilet?
Do they have to climb out of their shells entirely? Have they constructed flies for themselves? Do they just not care since they live in a bloody sewer?
I have lost so much sleep over this
Do they have to climb out of their shells entirely? Have they constructed flies for themselves? Do they just not care since they live in a bloody sewer?
I have lost so much sleep over this
August 11, 2023 at 11:39 PM
How do the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles go to the toilet?
Do they have to climb out of their shells entirely? Have they constructed flies for themselves? Do they just not care since they live in a bloody sewer?
I have lost so much sleep over this
Do they have to climb out of their shells entirely? Have they constructed flies for themselves? Do they just not care since they live in a bloody sewer?
I have lost so much sleep over this
I miss the days when Taco Bell had actual commercials instead of some weird person’s instagram photos of their friends eating chalupas.
July 31, 2023 at 3:55 AM
I miss the days when Taco Bell had actual commercials instead of some weird person’s instagram photos of their friends eating chalupas.
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*looks around, drops feet pic* my first even sort of lewd picture here! Please be kind 😭
July 29, 2023 at 5:54 AM
*looks around, drops feet pic* my first even sort of lewd picture here! Please be kind 😭
I called this number expecting for it to be a sex thing.
Then I wondered why I called it if I was expecting that.
Anyway I am locking my door tonight
Then I wondered why I called it if I was expecting that.
Anyway I am locking my door tonight
July 29, 2023 at 5:53 AM
I called this number expecting for it to be a sex thing.
Then I wondered why I called it if I was expecting that.
Anyway I am locking my door tonight
Then I wondered why I called it if I was expecting that.
Anyway I am locking my door tonight
I logged into Twitter and got so confused
July 25, 2023 at 2:28 AM
I logged into Twitter and got so confused
Gotta teach them how to be serial killers at an early age…
July 23, 2023 at 2:45 AM
Gotta teach them how to be serial killers at an early age…