Mr. Darcy
@mrdarcy.bsky.social
There is something pleasing about my mouth when I speak.
This is Lizzie all night long whenever we have Chipotle…
October 13, 2023 at 7:11 PM
This is Lizzie all night long whenever we have Chipotle…
Online ads frighten me.
Like I get that her face is meant to be turning red from straining but it instead looks like she is wearing someone else’s head.
I swear this is going to haunt my Darcy dreams…
Like I get that her face is meant to be turning red from straining but it instead looks like she is wearing someone else’s head.
I swear this is going to haunt my Darcy dreams…
October 11, 2023 at 5:32 AM
Online ads frighten me.
Like I get that her face is meant to be turning red from straining but it instead looks like she is wearing someone else’s head.
I swear this is going to haunt my Darcy dreams…
Like I get that her face is meant to be turning red from straining but it instead looks like she is wearing someone else’s head.
I swear this is going to haunt my Darcy dreams…
Now wait a bloody minute…
August 25, 2023 at 10:04 PM
Now wait a bloody minute…
Alec Baldwin has seen better days…
August 25, 2023 at 1:32 AM
Alec Baldwin has seen better days…
I called this number expecting for it to be a sex thing.
Then I wondered why I called it if I was expecting that.
Anyway I am locking my door tonight
Then I wondered why I called it if I was expecting that.
Anyway I am locking my door tonight
July 29, 2023 at 5:53 AM
I called this number expecting for it to be a sex thing.
Then I wondered why I called it if I was expecting that.
Anyway I am locking my door tonight
Then I wondered why I called it if I was expecting that.
Anyway I am locking my door tonight
I logged into Twitter and got so confused
July 25, 2023 at 2:28 AM
I logged into Twitter and got so confused
Gotta teach them how to be serial killers at an early age…
July 23, 2023 at 2:45 AM
Gotta teach them how to be serial killers at an early age…
Barbenheimer is best anime
July 23, 2023 at 2:40 AM
Barbenheimer is best anime
Every bloody news outlet right now…
July 21, 2023 at 1:37 AM
Every bloody news outlet right now…
Okay. I think I’m doing this wrong…
July 5, 2023 at 3:53 PM
Okay. I think I’m doing this wrong…
Wait, so Oppenheimer ISN’T about this guy??
June 28, 2023 at 8:52 PM
Wait, so Oppenheimer ISN’T about this guy??
What was the casting call sheet for this commercial like?
“Oh yes, we just need a cancer patient to adorably hug hundreds of random people lining up to embrace him like he’s Mickey Mouse at Disney World because MasterCard donated a penny to StandUp2Cancer in their honor. Any takers?”
“Oh yes, we just need a cancer patient to adorably hug hundreds of random people lining up to embrace him like he’s Mickey Mouse at Disney World because MasterCard donated a penny to StandUp2Cancer in their honor. Any takers?”
June 25, 2023 at 4:34 AM
What was the casting call sheet for this commercial like?
“Oh yes, we just need a cancer patient to adorably hug hundreds of random people lining up to embrace him like he’s Mickey Mouse at Disney World because MasterCard donated a penny to StandUp2Cancer in their honor. Any takers?”
“Oh yes, we just need a cancer patient to adorably hug hundreds of random people lining up to embrace him like he’s Mickey Mouse at Disney World because MasterCard donated a penny to StandUp2Cancer in their honor. Any takers?”
Speaking of Dick Tracy…the heck is this?
June 25, 2023 at 1:37 AM
Speaking of Dick Tracy…the heck is this?
I regret being born now
June 23, 2023 at 10:19 PM
I regret being born now
It’s not much, but I call it home.
Well, my summer home really, but still…
Well, my summer home really, but still…
June 22, 2023 at 3:54 AM
It’s not much, but I call it home.
Well, my summer home really, but still…
Well, my summer home really, but still…