Cool Cat
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Hi! I'm Cool Cat and I love you! The sky is blue! Yah!
It’s me.
I was the thirteenth reason why.
I was the thirteenth reason why.
January 27, 2026 at 3:02 AM
It’s me.
I was the thirteenth reason why.
I was the thirteenth reason why.
Coming soon to IMAX!
January 1, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Coming soon to IMAX!
Does anyone else ship the Wet Bandits?
January 1, 2026 at 5:55 AM
Does anyone else ship the Wet Bandits?
I’m so sorry I used to be woke…
December 28, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I’m so sorry I used to be woke…
A Merry Christmas Cool Cat to You!
December 25, 2025 at 6:26 PM
A Merry Christmas Cool Cat to You!
My Daddy Derek has listened to this 500 times on full volume.
December 15, 2025 at 9:26 PM
My Daddy Derek has listened to this 500 times on full volume.
North was the best movie ever.
December 15, 2025 at 5:21 AM
North was the best movie ever.
Gonna make Cool Cat Stops a University Massacre next! I must save the college kids, and the college girls! Meow! They might kiss me after I save them!
December 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Gonna make Cool Cat Stops a University Massacre next! I must save the college kids, and the college girls! Meow! They might kiss me after I save them!
Profoundly disturbed by how Little Bear just struts around naked. Put some pants on, you freak! #ProtectTheKids
December 12, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Profoundly disturbed by how Little Bear just struts around naked. Put some pants on, you freak! #ProtectTheKids
Oh no! I told my Daddy not to film this! How embarrassin! 🤣
Derek Savage (as himself) made a movie where is married to a furry cat wife, has a son with her, and portrays himself as a macho manly man.
100% power fantasy thing!
100% power fantasy thing!
December 10, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Oh no! I told my Daddy not to film this! How embarrassin! 🤣
This is what we’ve been saying! Cool Cat will save all the kids in Fortnite and teach them good lessons about spending micro-transactions on Cool Cat merch!
Butch Hartman and Derek Savage are like, one degree separated from each other in my mind. at least in terms of their presence in the current day. this is to say i do think Cool Cat should be in Fortnite alongside Danny Phantom
December 10, 2025 at 5:42 PM
This is what we’ve been saying! Cool Cat will save all the kids in Fortnite and teach them good lessons about spending micro-transactions on Cool Cat merch!
The world will never be a safe place so long as Butch is still breathing.
December 10, 2025 at 5:24 PM
The world will never be a safe place so long as Butch is still breathing.
My Daddy Derek keeps telling me to “fart louder” at the Thanksgiving dinner table and Momma Cat is just sitting there doing nothing to stop him.
November 27, 2025 at 6:46 PM
My Daddy Derek keeps telling me to “fart louder” at the Thanksgiving dinner table and Momma Cat is just sitting there doing nothing to stop him.
”I will be changed for good” sounds beautiful until you imagine it being sung by someone with a diaper fetish. #CoolCatWisdom
November 26, 2025 at 4:34 AM
”I will be changed for good” sounds beautiful until you imagine it being sung by someone with a diaper fetish. #CoolCatWisdom
The Epstein List is just a Dirty Dog HOAX! Releasing it will only hurt Dirty Dog! I DON'T CARE! I've got a school to run!
November 19, 2025 at 11:15 PM
The Epstein List is just a Dirty Dog HOAX! Releasing it will only hurt Dirty Dog! I DON'T CARE! I've got a school to run!
You can’t stop me.
No one can.
No one can.
November 19, 2025 at 8:07 PM
You can’t stop me.
No one can.
No one can.
I’m going to do it.
November 17, 2025 at 5:07 AM
I’m going to do it.
Dirty Dog is on the list.
November 12, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Dirty Dog is on the list.
Yah! We are doing to thrill all the Cool Cater kids with our cartoon version movie! it looks better than Disney!
November 4, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Yah! We are doing to thrill all the Cool Cater kids with our cartoon version movie! it looks better than Disney!