Mr Caru 🏴🇮🇪🇲🇹🇳🇴🇺🇦🇨🇦💛💜
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I don't call myself a poet, which suits my life just fine. I'm just a bloke that writes down shit and sometimes makes it rhyme.
History shows “ Just doing my job/ following orders” does not end well.
December 10, 2025 at 8:21 PM
History shows “ Just doing my job/ following orders” does not end well.
And if you go up on deck on the Titanic, they’ve put on some music on the perfectly normal listing ship.
November 5, 2025 at 6:00 PM
And if you go up on deck on the Titanic, they’ve put on some music on the perfectly normal listing ship.
Your country is fucking wild at the moment, and that’s coming from a country that had a Hundred Years’ War.
October 24, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Your country is fucking wild at the moment, and that’s coming from a country that had a Hundred Years’ War.
Has Trump found a treasure map to Lincoln’s gold?
October 21, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Has Trump found a treasure map to Lincoln’s gold?
Dick move, that’s now his legacy and it’s deserved.
September 2, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Dick move, that’s now his legacy and it’s deserved.
It was a tricky negotiation but they eventually convinced Hitler to shoot himself.
August 24, 2025 at 2:19 PM
It was a tricky negotiation but they eventually convinced Hitler to shoot himself.
Not true, in the UK you can drive until your fuel tank is empty and only be 50 meters from where you started. They’re called roundabouts.
July 12, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Not true, in the UK you can drive until your fuel tank is empty and only be 50 meters from where you started. They’re called roundabouts.
Mafia invests heavily in doll smuggling.
May 9, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Mafia invests heavily in doll smuggling.
Rhossili bay with the Worms head in the background and the shipwreck of the Helvetia poking through the sand. Stunning.
April 26, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Rhossili bay with the Worms head in the background and the shipwreck of the Helvetia poking through the sand. Stunning.
Thunderstruck-AC/DC, Been caught stealing- Jane’s Addiction,Step on-Happy Mondays,The only one I know-The Charlatans,Epic-Faith No More,Janie’s got a gun-Aerosmith.
April 25, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Thunderstruck-AC/DC, Been caught stealing- Jane’s Addiction,Step on-Happy Mondays,The only one I know-The Charlatans,Epic-Faith No More,Janie’s got a gun-Aerosmith.
My son is 13 and he knows your feet don’t have tows.
April 8, 2025 at 6:04 AM
My son is 13 and he knows your feet don’t have tows.
Tow the line? What a dick.
April 8, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Tow the line? What a dick.
If Soros gave me a $100 million, I would go and I’d buy my own plane ticket.
April 7, 2025 at 8:18 PM
If Soros gave me a $100 million, I would go and I’d buy my own plane ticket.
Surely he’s eating cereal, what fucking maniac eats soup in bed?
March 29, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Surely he’s eating cereal, what fucking maniac eats soup in bed?