Mr Caru 🏴🇮🇪🇲🇹🇳🇴🇺🇦🇨🇦💛💜
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I don't call myself a poet, which suits my life just fine. I'm just a bloke that writes down shit and sometimes makes it rhyme.
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October 24, 2025 at 1:27 PM
JD Vance prays for the pope, pope dies. Same as everything else JD Vance touches.
April 21, 2025 at 10:13 AM
JD Vance prays for the pope, pope dies. Same as everything else JD Vance touches.
Network Rail are currently experimenting with a faster, more reliable network.
April 15, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Network Rail are currently experimenting with a faster, more reliable network.
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Try not to laugh.
April 11, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Try not to laugh.
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You guys wanna see a dead body 🤣💀
April 6, 2025 at 3:33 PM
You guys wanna see a dead body 🤣💀
Now he’s using a story how the dead leader of Japan agreed with his tariffs.
April 2, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Now he’s using a story how the dead leader of Japan agreed with his tariffs.
I’m watching Trumps speech. I’ll give you the notes lie,bollocks,lie,lie,lie,word salad,lost his place, lie, Japan charges a 700% on rice,bullshit,eggs are 50%cheaper, waffle, bullshit and I think I feel my brains running over my chin.
April 2, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I’m watching Trumps speech. I’ll give you the notes lie,bollocks,lie,lie,lie,word salad,lost his place, lie, Japan charges a 700% on rice,bullshit,eggs are 50%cheaper, waffle, bullshit and I think I feel my brains running over my chin.
If America manages to rescue its democracy, “I was only doing my job” shouldn’t be accepted as an excuse.
March 29, 2025 at 3:58 PM
If America manages to rescue its democracy, “I was only doing my job” shouldn’t be accepted as an excuse.
Smurftown has gone downhill since Papa and Brainy Smurf started cooking crystal meth.
March 27, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Smurftown has gone downhill since Papa and Brainy Smurf started cooking crystal meth.
Quick message to Donald Trump, Pete Hegseth and Marco Rubio. Can you not include me in any top secret shit tonight, I’ve got work in the morning. Ta.
March 24, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Quick message to Donald Trump, Pete Hegseth and Marco Rubio. Can you not include me in any top secret shit tonight, I’ve got work in the morning. Ta.
Cheese turns my dog into a great white shark.
March 19, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Cheese turns my dog into a great white shark.
I think we can say it now and people who didn’t listen now will. America elected a fucking idiot.
March 10, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I think we can say it now and people who didn’t listen now will. America elected a fucking idiot.
Trying to work out how much of the constitution this violates.
I think it’s all of it?
I think it’s all of it?
March 4, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Trying to work out how much of the constitution this violates.
I think it’s all of it?
I think it’s all of it?
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📸 No one follows more etiquette rules than the Royal Family—but notice how King Charles didn’t make any smart-ass or demeaning comments about Zelensky’s attire today.
Why? Because respect isn’t about clothes—it’s about character. And that’s something money can’t buy.
Why? Because respect isn’t about clothes—it’s about character. And that’s something money can’t buy.
March 1, 2025 at 6:36 PM
📸 No one follows more etiquette rules than the Royal Family—but notice how King Charles didn’t make any smart-ass or demeaning comments about Zelensky’s attire today.
Why? Because respect isn’t about clothes—it’s about character. And that’s something money can’t buy.
Why? Because respect isn’t about clothes—it’s about character. And that’s something money can’t buy.
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30,000,000 Bluesky accounts. Every one of us should be flying the Ukrainian flag. It’s a modest but visible act of support, as well as resistance.
Please join me and repost.
Please join me and repost.
a blue and yellow flag is waving in the wind against a blue sky
ALT: a blue and yellow flag is waving in the wind against a blue sky
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February 28, 2025 at 10:20 PM
30,000,000 Bluesky accounts. Every one of us should be flying the Ukrainian flag. It’s a modest but visible act of support, as well as resistance.
Please join me and repost.
Please join me and repost.
I thought we fucked up with brexit.
Then the USA elected Trump.
I thought we fucked up with David, Theresa, Boris, Lettuce, Rishi.
Then you re-elected Trump again.
If ever you thought you need a king,
It ain’t him.
Then the USA elected Trump.
I thought we fucked up with David, Theresa, Boris, Lettuce, Rishi.
Then you re-elected Trump again.
If ever you thought you need a king,
It ain’t him.
February 26, 2025 at 11:39 PM
I thought we fucked up with brexit.
Then the USA elected Trump.
I thought we fucked up with David, Theresa, Boris, Lettuce, Rishi.
Then you re-elected Trump again.
If ever you thought you need a king,
It ain’t him.
Then the USA elected Trump.
I thought we fucked up with David, Theresa, Boris, Lettuce, Rishi.
Then you re-elected Trump again.
If ever you thought you need a king,
It ain’t him.
Remember the Russia, Russia, Russia hoax? There you go.
February 25, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Remember the Russia, Russia, Russia hoax? There you go.
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Politics should be like sport. When you take an oath you should keep to it.
If you lie, you should be called on it.
If you consistently lie you have violated your oath and should be stripped of your position.
Then tarred and feathered.
If you lie, you should be called on it.
If you consistently lie you have violated your oath and should be stripped of your position.
Then tarred and feathered.
February 22, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Politics should be like sport. When you take an oath you should keep to it.
If you lie, you should be called on it.
If you consistently lie you have violated your oath and should be stripped of your position.
Then tarred and feathered.
If you lie, you should be called on it.
If you consistently lie you have violated your oath and should be stripped of your position.
Then tarred and feathered.
A message to America.
Trump will make you a stronger country.
You just have to beat him.
Trump will make you a stronger country.
You just have to beat him.
February 22, 2025 at 10:19 PM
A message to America.
Trump will make you a stronger country.
You just have to beat him.
Trump will make you a stronger country.
You just have to beat him.
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