Mr Caru 🏴🇮🇪🇲🇹🇳🇴🇺🇦🇨🇦💛💜
@mrcaru.bsky.social
I don't call myself a poet, which suits my life just fine. I'm just a bloke that writes down shit and sometimes makes it rhyme.
Network Rail are currently experimenting with a faster, more reliable network.
April 15, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Network Rail are currently experimenting with a faster, more reliable network.
Smurftown has gone downhill since Papa and Brainy Smurf started cooking crystal meth.
March 27, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Smurftown has gone downhill since Papa and Brainy Smurf started cooking crystal meth.
Cheese turns my dog into a great white shark.
March 19, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Cheese turns my dog into a great white shark.
Trying to work out how much of the constitution this violates.
I think it’s all of it?
I think it’s all of it?
March 4, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Trying to work out how much of the constitution this violates.
I think it’s all of it?
I think it’s all of it?
Not going to lie, that felt good. 😁
January 25, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Not going to lie, that felt good. 😁
Blocked this account. I love my block button.
January 15, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Blocked this account. I love my block button.
First porn site, blocked.
November 28, 2024 at 7:54 PM
First porn site, blocked.
Upside down Stormtrooper or happy manta ray?
November 25, 2024 at 9:47 AM
Upside down Stormtrooper or happy manta ray?
Say hello to Monty, my little fruit loop. 😁
November 15, 2024 at 11:49 AM
Say hello to Monty, my little fruit loop. 😁
I wrote a poem type thing. 😁
November 15, 2024 at 9:22 AM
I wrote a poem type thing. 😁
Everyone’s worried about the wrong things in the world. Pogo sharks are coming.
November 11, 2024 at 11:21 PM
Everyone’s worried about the wrong things in the world. Pogo sharks are coming.