Mr. Capybara
@mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social
Salutations! I am known as Mr. Capybara. I am a cult leader of C.O.C.K., capri sun enjoyer and speaks on behalf of all capys in the court of species. Remember everything I say is comedy. So don’t take any eventual threats seriously.
Welcome to the team! Your first mission shall be to deliver Dijon mustard to the king of agoutis (long story)
February 17, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Welcome to the team! Your first mission shall be to deliver Dijon mustard to the king of agoutis (long story)
HEHE. YES! LET MY BRING YOU TO AN ANTISOCIAL STATUS
February 17, 2025 at 6:39 PM
HEHE. YES! LET MY BRING YOU TO AN ANTISOCIAL STATUS
Attention to detail? Man i barely know how many legs I got.
February 17, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Attention to detail? Man i barely know how many legs I got.
Exactly! We love it when people suffer from addiction.
February 17, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Exactly! We love it when people suffer from addiction.
Well, he is kind of grub like.
December 7, 2024 at 12:43 PM
Well, he is kind of grub like.
You are going to come out here and pay me a visit? Well, it was a while ago since I got them scratchies.
December 6, 2024 at 10:17 PM
You are going to come out here and pay me a visit? Well, it was a while ago since I got them scratchies.
Well, we don’t really die because of the whole being immortal thing. But I do love that art style!
December 6, 2024 at 10:15 PM
Well, we don’t really die because of the whole being immortal thing. But I do love that art style!
I am truly honoured to be on that list.
December 6, 2024 at 10:14 PM
I am truly honoured to be on that list.
I will not be riden! Unless you give me some of them animal crackers.
December 6, 2024 at 10:14 PM
I will not be riden! Unless you give me some of them animal crackers.
I have become biscuits now? Well, I do respect the hustle some people make to depict me.
December 6, 2024 at 10:13 PM
I have become biscuits now? Well, I do respect the hustle some people make to depict me.
Ah. I apologise for the misunderstanding and the rude attitude. But twitter is a zone of anarchy, which I am not a fan of. And also a certain one of your population riming with tusk.
December 6, 2024 at 10:12 PM
Ah. I apologise for the misunderstanding and the rude attitude. But twitter is a zone of anarchy, which I am not a fan of. And also a certain one of your population riming with tusk.
Oh you mean Al? Yeah he’s my homie
December 6, 2024 at 8:50 PM
Oh you mean Al? Yeah he’s my homie
Biggen me up and I will bite your arms of.
December 5, 2024 at 5:45 PM
Biggen me up and I will bite your arms of.
I WILL HYPNOTISE YOU INTO BECOMING MY SLAVE! That is what a would scream in that situation
December 5, 2024 at 5:44 PM
I WILL HYPNOTISE YOU INTO BECOMING MY SLAVE! That is what a would scream in that situation
Well those aren’t as fun you stupid arthropod.
December 5, 2024 at 5:43 PM
Well those aren’t as fun you stupid arthropod.
Friendly as long as you join the cult, one might add.
December 5, 2024 at 5:43 PM
Friendly as long as you join the cult, one might add.
I like using cream to piss of Italians.
December 5, 2024 at 5:42 PM
I like using cream to piss of Italians.
WHY WOULD SUCH A SUPERIOR BEING AS MYSELF SERVE SOME PURPLE BLOB CREATURES?!?
December 5, 2024 at 5:42 PM
WHY WOULD SUCH A SUPERIOR BEING AS MYSELF SERVE SOME PURPLE BLOB CREATURES?!?
I do love me one of those long yellow objects!
December 3, 2024 at 6:40 PM
I do love me one of those long yellow objects!
Yew our wile komm
December 3, 2024 at 6:39 PM
Yew our wile komm
Do not worry, i understand. We did invent money after all!
December 3, 2024 at 6:39 PM
Do not worry, i understand. We did invent money after all!
HOW DARE THOUGH CAPITALISE ON MY IMAGE.
December 1, 2024 at 3:09 PM
HOW DARE THOUGH CAPITALISE ON MY IMAGE.
I congratulate you late on your day of birth. I also congratulate you on getting your own idols of me.
December 1, 2024 at 3:08 PM
I congratulate you late on your day of birth. I also congratulate you on getting your own idols of me.