Mr. Capybara
@mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social
Salutations! I am known as Mr. Capybara. I am a cult leader of C.O.C.K., capri sun enjoyer and speaks on behalf of all capys in the court of species. Remember everything I say is comedy. So don’t take any eventual threats seriously.
We are currently boycotting Chile for not accepting the holy capy-coin. And fyi. Yes the C.O.C.K. Did invent crypto.
November 27, 2024 at 8:32 PM
We are currently boycotting Chile for not accepting the holy capy-coin. And fyi. Yes the C.O.C.K. Did invent crypto.
Happy birthday Carlos! He doesn’t use this app ( he’s on MySpace and LinkedIn only ) but I felt he deserves a congrats on his 100000000th birthday! He is a great ally to the C.O.C.K. and a fantastic friend ( he introduced me to capri sun ).
November 26, 2024 at 5:49 PM
Happy birthday Carlos! He doesn’t use this app ( he’s on MySpace and LinkedIn only ) but I felt he deserves a congrats on his 100000000th birthday! He is a great ally to the C.O.C.K. and a fantastic friend ( he introduced me to capri sun ).
I HAVE PENETRATED YOUR MIND!
July 31, 2024 at 4:41 PM
I HAVE PENETRATED YOUR MIND!
If i want comfort. I raid the humans blankie supply
June 25, 2024 at 6:15 PM
If i want comfort. I raid the humans blankie supply
we have to take the car to get to the nearest airport from the secret holy land, Denver airport. I must say I look forward seeing that horse. But anyways, MINI 6H ROADTRIP!
June 23, 2024 at 9:29 PM
we have to take the car to get to the nearest airport from the secret holy land, Denver airport. I must say I look forward seeing that horse. But anyways, MINI 6H ROADTRIP!
Have a great summer! I will be enjoying a great trip with me wife and 400 ( soon 405 ) kids! Where are we going? Sweden! Will be looking forward to see what that old place has to offer.
June 22, 2024 at 7:36 PM
Have a great summer! I will be enjoying a great trip with me wife and 400 ( soon 405 ) kids! Where are we going? Sweden! Will be looking forward to see what that old place has to offer.
Oops! Forgot the picture 🤪
April 3, 2024 at 9:06 PM
Oops! Forgot the picture 🤪
I agree! They do look better deaf…
March 31, 2024 at 7:45 PM
I agree! They do look better deaf…
Alright, here.
March 15, 2024 at 9:09 PM
Alright, here.
Sometimes you have to visit your brother Joe. He doesn’t like being shown so I got an artificial intelligence to give you an image. He streams on kick. Has like 2 followers. Me and mother. Only mother watches.
March 11, 2024 at 8:26 PM
Sometimes you have to visit your brother Joe. He doesn’t like being shown so I got an artificial intelligence to give you an image. He streams on kick. Has like 2 followers. Me and mother. Only mother watches.
Finally time to get out of Barbados. We had to get one plane for us and 5 for the children. Fortunately I can create money outa thin air.
March 10, 2024 at 5:57 PM
Finally time to get out of Barbados. We had to get one plane for us and 5 for the children. Fortunately I can create money outa thin air.
Really? That’s just Milly Meth Capybara. Not me.
March 10, 2024 at 7:53 AM
Really? That’s just Milly Meth Capybara. Not me.
Barbados is a good place to be swimming. Good thing I can plan some super secret totally not arson in peace while the 400 kids can overpopulate the kiddy pool while weeing in it. #dadlife #mattmoirisafrickingboomer don’t know why this time BUT HE IS!
March 6, 2024 at 8:58 PM
Barbados is a good place to be swimming. Good thing I can plan some super secret totally not arson in peace while the 400 kids can overpopulate the kiddy pool while weeing in it. #dadlife #mattmoirisafrickingboomer don’t know why this time BUT HE IS!
It’s vacation time! Be S̶c̶a̶r̶e̶d̶ prepared Barbados! It’s gonna be a M̶u̶r̶d̶e̶r̶ ̶f̶i̶l̶l̶e̶d̶ amazing and relaxing time!
March 4, 2024 at 8:35 PM
It’s vacation time! Be S̶c̶a̶r̶e̶d̶ prepared Barbados! It’s gonna be a M̶u̶r̶d̶e̶r̶ ̶f̶i̶l̶l̶e̶d̶ amazing and relaxing time!
AND THIS ONE BECAME IT! And yes our two main parts of our diets are sweets and human flesh.
March 1, 2024 at 7:56 AM
AND THIS ONE BECAME IT! And yes our two main parts of our diets are sweets and human flesh.
My family had me go to capitalist mouse land. My family had me go on splash mountain. NEVER. AGAIN.
February 29, 2024 at 8:28 PM
My family had me go to capitalist mouse land. My family had me go on splash mountain. NEVER. AGAIN.
One of them likes cuddling with their food.
February 29, 2024 at 6:06 PM
One of them likes cuddling with their food.
And know you did another one. I see all. The transportation process will begin shortly by my friends Don and Micheal. Just wanna let you know who you will taken care of over in Borneo.
February 27, 2024 at 9:48 PM
And know you did another one. I see all. The transportation process will begin shortly by my friends Don and Micheal. Just wanna let you know who you will taken care of over in Borneo.
On the 400th child now. This is ÆķřâBąċűňðø! Easily the best one so far.
February 27, 2024 at 9:39 PM
On the 400th child now. This is ÆķřâBąċűňðø! Easily the best one so far.
@mettm.bsky.social very good stream today. Definitely didn’t have problems ending with 4 hours of this. #mattmoirisafrickingboomer
February 26, 2024 at 10:40 PM
@mettm.bsky.social very good stream today. Definitely didn’t have problems ending with 4 hours of this. #mattmoirisafrickingboomer
Explain this then.
February 26, 2024 at 10:39 PM
Explain this then.
A quick bike ride with Jürgen and his brethren to beat the musk rats at Wii bowling.
February 26, 2024 at 5:37 PM
A quick bike ride with Jürgen and his brethren to beat the musk rats at Wii bowling.
It’s always nice to take a warm shower to freshen up before crushing the musk rats in Wii bowling.
February 26, 2024 at 5:10 PM
It’s always nice to take a warm shower to freshen up before crushing the musk rats in Wii bowling.
Jesus Harold Christ
What the heck is going on?
Magmaw from that game?
THIS HAS BEEN HAIKU WEDNESDAY BUT THE DAY WILL DEFINITELY CHANGE.
What the heck is going on?
Magmaw from that game?
THIS HAS BEEN HAIKU WEDNESDAY BUT THE DAY WILL DEFINITELY CHANGE.
February 21, 2024 at 6:08 PM
Jesus Harold Christ
What the heck is going on?
Magmaw from that game?
THIS HAS BEEN HAIKU WEDNESDAY BUT THE DAY WILL DEFINITELY CHANGE.
What the heck is going on?
Magmaw from that game?
THIS HAS BEEN HAIKU WEDNESDAY BUT THE DAY WILL DEFINITELY CHANGE.