Mr. Capybara
@mrcapybaraofficial.bsky.social
Salutations! I am known as Mr. Capybara. I am a cult leader of C.O.C.K., capri sun enjoyer and speaks on behalf of all capys in the court of species. Remember everything I say is comedy. So don’t take any eventual threats seriously.
Francium; the original bath bomb.
October 10, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Francium; the original bath bomb.
I have been banished from the mortal realm. I am currently in the deepest fiery pits of hell where I have been for the past 7 months. I will soon make a run for it, but other people who have been in hell can relate to the fact that Satan is very strict with his borders.
July 6, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I have been banished from the mortal realm. I am currently in the deepest fiery pits of hell where I have been for the past 7 months. I will soon make a run for it, but other people who have been in hell can relate to the fact that Satan is very strict with his borders.
We are currently boycotting Chile for not accepting the holy capy-coin. And fyi. Yes the C.O.C.K. Did invent crypto.
November 27, 2024 at 8:32 PM
We are currently boycotting Chile for not accepting the holy capy-coin. And fyi. Yes the C.O.C.K. Did invent crypto.
Happy birthday Carlos! He doesn’t use this app ( he’s on MySpace and LinkedIn only ) but I felt he deserves a congrats on his 100000000th birthday! He is a great ally to the C.O.C.K. and a fantastic friend ( he introduced me to capri sun ).
November 26, 2024 at 5:49 PM
Happy birthday Carlos! He doesn’t use this app ( he’s on MySpace and LinkedIn only ) but I felt he deserves a congrats on his 100000000th birthday! He is a great ally to the C.O.C.K. and a fantastic friend ( he introduced me to capri sun ).
Ok, this time i swear the C.O.C.K. Isn’t behind any of this. Yes we are responsible for 60 percent of human “ tragedies “, but this one is on you.
November 20, 2024 at 8:50 AM
Ok, this time i swear the C.O.C.K. Isn’t behind any of this. Yes we are responsible for 60 percent of human “ tragedies “, but this one is on you.
I ate the dawgs of Springfield. Not the Hispanic. Nor any other race. Me.
September 15, 2024 at 7:32 PM
I ate the dawgs of Springfield. Not the Hispanic. Nor any other race. Me.
I HAVE PENETRATED YOUR MIND!
July 31, 2024 at 4:41 PM
I HAVE PENETRATED YOUR MIND!
Malmö was fine, I guess. In other words, I’ve solved sleep! Wanna go to sleep? Ask your closest middle aged man to explain cricket!
July 10, 2024 at 9:13 AM
Malmö was fine, I guess. In other words, I’ve solved sleep! Wanna go to sleep? Ask your closest middle aged man to explain cricket!
Stockholm is mediocre. Impressive architecture, unimpressive inhabitants. Next and final stop, Malmö!
July 7, 2024 at 8:04 PM
Stockholm is mediocre. Impressive architecture, unimpressive inhabitants. Next and final stop, Malmö!
Done in Gothenburg. Time for the capital! The home of stocks.
July 4, 2024 at 2:05 PM
Done in Gothenburg. Time for the capital! The home of stocks.
Update: left the town of borås behind and am now travelling to Gothenburg via Choo choo. Am looking forward to see the tree things you can do there. Eat shrimp, see Poseidon’s shrimp and ride rollercoasters. I’ll update when I’m done in Gothenburg. Audios flamingos!
July 2, 2024 at 9:30 AM
Update: left the town of borås behind and am now travelling to Gothenburg via Choo choo. Am looking forward to see the tree things you can do there. Eat shrimp, see Poseidon’s shrimp and ride rollercoasters. I’ll update when I’m done in Gothenburg. Audios flamingos!
Update: Sweden has Been great so far! I’ve seen such amazing things like a moldy piece of bread and a seagull! The city of Borås have Been pretty nice so far!
June 27, 2024 at 1:59 PM
Update: Sweden has Been great so far! I’ve seen such amazing things like a moldy piece of bread and a seagull! The city of Borås have Been pretty nice so far!
we have to take the car to get to the nearest airport from the secret holy land, Denver airport. I must say I look forward seeing that horse. But anyways, MINI 6H ROADTRIP!
June 23, 2024 at 9:29 PM
we have to take the car to get to the nearest airport from the secret holy land, Denver airport. I must say I look forward seeing that horse. But anyways, MINI 6H ROADTRIP!
Have a great summer! I will be enjoying a great trip with me wife and 400 ( soon 405 ) kids! Where are we going? Sweden! Will be looking forward to see what that old place has to offer.
June 22, 2024 at 7:36 PM
Have a great summer! I will be enjoying a great trip with me wife and 400 ( soon 405 ) kids! Where are we going? Sweden! Will be looking forward to see what that old place has to offer.
Dear followers.
There has been spreading misinformation about us capys eat our own poop. THIS IS JUST UNTRUE! The ones you think they say it just saw us during our annual pudding feast.
There has been spreading misinformation about us capys eat our own poop. THIS IS JUST UNTRUE! The ones you think they say it just saw us during our annual pudding feast.
June 22, 2024 at 7:17 PM
Dear followers.
There has been spreading misinformation about us capys eat our own poop. THIS IS JUST UNTRUE! The ones you think they say it just saw us during our annual pudding feast.
There has been spreading misinformation about us capys eat our own poop. THIS IS JUST UNTRUE! The ones you think they say it just saw us during our annual pudding feast.
My son that i call Skip really loves doing this. He calls it, mewing.
Here’s a capybara I petted
May 25, 2024 at 6:40 PM
My son that i call Skip really loves doing this. He calls it, mewing.
#freejoostklein I rather like that one.
May 10, 2024 at 6:01 PM
#freejoostklein I rather like that one.
Well, BLUESKY just added gifs. It’s time…
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April 28, 2024 at 3:08 PM
Well, BLUESKY just added gifs. It’s time…
I must apologise. I’ve been a bit grumpy and murderous since I got home from Santa Monica. I much apologise to the people who have previously received violent messages in the past 12 minutes * especially the ones in Swedish *. For this reason I have a surprise… coming soon. Cya, kind mortals!
April 3, 2024 at 9:29 PM
I must apologise. I’ve been a bit grumpy and murderous since I got home from Santa Monica. I much apologise to the people who have previously received violent messages in the past 12 minutes * especially the ones in Swedish *. For this reason I have a surprise… coming soon. Cya, kind mortals!
Update: it’s solved! The squirrel accused the chipmunk of nut smashing for a dare while the chipmunk accused squirrel for nut theft as a pr stunt for her company, IDGAF makeup for turtles. Anyways they are both in lifetime prison for waisting my time. Capy will be back with regular replies. Cya!
April 2, 2024 at 5:46 PM
Update: it’s solved! The squirrel accused the chipmunk of nut smashing for a dare while the chipmunk accused squirrel for nut theft as a pr stunt for her company, IDGAF makeup for turtles. Anyways they are both in lifetime prison for waisting my time. Capy will be back with regular replies. Cya!
Update: the apartments of both squirrel and chipmunk have been searched. In the chipmunks they found a wrench, banana and a Beatles album. In the squirrels they found only a cashew. I tried ending a case but they both claim the nut was a walnut. Anyways the lawyer is still ranting about bleach.
April 1, 2024 at 9:45 PM
Update: the apartments of both squirrel and chipmunk have been searched. In the chipmunks they found a wrench, banana and a Beatles album. In the squirrels they found only a cashew. I tried ending a case but they both claim the nut was a walnut. Anyways the lawyer is still ranting about bleach.
This account has been confiscated by the pickle police for threats of violence, cultism, tax fraud and abuse of power. We will now be dedicating this account to the wonderful world of pickles. Xoxo, Chief John Gurkin Pickleton.
April 1, 2024 at 11:57 AM
This account has been confiscated by the pickle police for threats of violence, cultism, tax fraud and abuse of power. We will now be dedicating this account to the wonderful world of pickles. Xoxo, Chief John Gurkin Pickleton.
Update: the chipmunk and squirrel have given ok reasonings. Though, I’m worrying about their lawyers. The squirrels one is a white guy from Albuquerque who has only seen better call Saul while the chipmunk lawyer keeps referencing the anime, bleach.
March 31, 2024 at 7:40 PM
Update: the chipmunk and squirrel have given ok reasonings. Though, I’m worrying about their lawyers. The squirrels one is a white guy from Albuquerque who has only seen better call Saul while the chipmunk lawyer keeps referencing the anime, bleach.
I know i just returned. BUT MY BOSS HAS SENT ME TO SANTA MONICA TO JUDGE IN A CASE BETWEEN A SQUIRREL WHO CLAIMS THAT A CHIPMUNK HAS SMASHED HIS NUTS WHILE THE CHIPMUNK CLAIMS HE TOOK THEM FROM HER. I will take a break from responding to others mentioning of me, but I will give updates. Cya!
March 30, 2024 at 9:13 PM
I know i just returned. BUT MY BOSS HAS SENT ME TO SANTA MONICA TO JUDGE IN A CASE BETWEEN A SQUIRREL WHO CLAIMS THAT A CHIPMUNK HAS SMASHED HIS NUTS WHILE THE CHIPMUNK CLAIMS HE TOOK THEM FROM HER. I will take a break from responding to others mentioning of me, but I will give updates. Cya!
Well, I have returned. I was busy with being the capybara representative for the alive organism convention, AOC. It was a blast meeting the representatives for species such as orangoutangs * my good pal don *, ants * the guy from a bugs life * and humans * Keanu Reaves *. See ya around, suckaaaaas!
March 29, 2024 at 11:02 AM
Well, I have returned. I was busy with being the capybara representative for the alive organism convention, AOC. It was a blast meeting the representatives for species such as orangoutangs * my good pal don *, ants * the guy from a bugs life * and humans * Keanu Reaves *. See ya around, suckaaaaas!