Ben Lewis 🤠
@mrbenlewis.bsky.social
Reckless, narcissistic disaster of a human being. He/Him
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Sorry boss I can’t come into work tomorrow I’m too fucking stupid
June 24, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Sorry boss I can’t come into work tomorrow I’m too fucking stupid
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ladies,,,
June 20, 2025 at 6:27 PM
ladies,,,
Posting “she let me hit because I’m goofy” on here and immediately taking four hollow point rounds to the chest from the Bluesky Fun Police
May 16, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Posting “she let me hit because I’m goofy” on here and immediately taking four hollow point rounds to the chest from the Bluesky Fun Police
Okay credit where credit’s due I did kind of call Midwestern American Pope
Just got off the phone with the Sistine Chapel: I GOT THE JOB!
May 8, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Okay credit where credit’s due I did kind of call Midwestern American Pope
Just got off the phone with the Sistine Chapel: I GOT THE JOB!
May 8, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Just got off the phone with the Sistine Chapel: I GOT THE JOB!
It’s time for a Lutheran Pope
April 25, 2025 at 11:38 PM
It’s time for a Lutheran Pope
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Skrunky do you like this feed?
It’s wet food for cats to eat
It’s a little bit of fancy feast
When you’re begging for a treat, begging for a treat
S-K-R-U-N-K-Y Skrunky is a hungry guy
It’s wet food for cats to eat
It’s a little bit of fancy feast
When you’re begging for a treat, begging for a treat
S-K-R-U-N-K-Y Skrunky is a hungry guy
April 23, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Skrunky do you like this feed?
It’s wet food for cats to eat
It’s a little bit of fancy feast
When you’re begging for a treat, begging for a treat
S-K-R-U-N-K-Y Skrunky is a hungry guy
It’s wet food for cats to eat
It’s a little bit of fancy feast
When you’re begging for a treat, begging for a treat
S-K-R-U-N-K-Y Skrunky is a hungry guy
Gonna start posting like this
April 15, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Gonna start posting like this
Woke Barney Rubble vs Chud Fred Flintstone
April 12, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Woke Barney Rubble vs Chud Fred Flintstone
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I missed something didn't I
April 7, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I missed something didn't I
Sneed’s Feed and Seed is out of feed and seed
April 7, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Sneed’s Feed and Seed is out of feed and seed
The sperm bank’s out of sperm
April 7, 2025 at 8:52 PM
The sperm bank’s out of sperm
You don’t understand. We had to nuke the economy because your worst uncle got sent to HR for saying a slur
April 7, 2025 at 2:17 AM
You don’t understand. We had to nuke the economy because your worst uncle got sent to HR for saying a slur
If the economy ceases to exist in the morning can I go home early?
April 7, 2025 at 1:55 AM
If the economy ceases to exist in the morning can I go home early?
Workshopping incredible new content tonight
April 6, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Workshopping incredible new content tonight
Stop eating shrimp with the wimps and start eating lobster with the mobsters
April 5, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Stop eating shrimp with the wimps and start eating lobster with the mobsters
The first Metal Gear villain type president
April 4, 2025 at 10:24 PM
The first Metal Gear villain type president
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Hey man you gotta feast with the beasts if you wanna spawn like a prawn
April 3, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Hey man you gotta feast with the beasts if you wanna spawn like a prawn
My biggest weakness is the fact that my sense of humor simply does not translate on dating apps
April 3, 2025 at 9:30 PM
My biggest weakness is the fact that my sense of humor simply does not translate on dating apps
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We simply had to intentionally destroy the world’s strongest economy while dismantling our scientific and educational infrastructure to ensure that a team with a trans girl would never finish second place in the Mountain West volleyball standings again
April 2, 2025 at 10:30 PM
We simply had to intentionally destroy the world’s strongest economy while dismantling our scientific and educational infrastructure to ensure that a team with a trans girl would never finish second place in the Mountain West volleyball standings again
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in 2004, detroit tigers outfielder rondell white hit .268 with 23 home runs. april fools. he actually hit .270 with 19 home runs
April 1, 2025 at 2:58 PM
in 2004, detroit tigers outfielder rondell white hit .268 with 23 home runs. april fools. he actually hit .270 with 19 home runs
Me whenever I see the Dodgers win
Why are we talking sports here on BlueSky? Democracy is literally blowing up. We need to resist #resist
March 30, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Me whenever I see the Dodgers win
Sure everything is terrible, but have you considered that things will never get better?
March 28, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Sure everything is terrible, but have you considered that things will never get better?
Personally I think Miyazaki should be allowed to kill you if you post an AI generated Ghibli picture
March 28, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Personally I think Miyazaki should be allowed to kill you if you post an AI generated Ghibli picture