Mike Bell
@mrbell23.bsky.social
Misanthropic Canadian gadabout.
Anyone else avoiding posting negative shit because they don’t want to sully this place and Twitter it up? I apparently do have a filter.
January 9, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Anyone else avoiding posting negative shit because they don’t want to sully this place and Twitter it up? I apparently do have a filter.
Nanaimo bars. Bring them to me. All of them.
December 18, 2024 at 1:35 AM
Nanaimo bars. Bring them to me. All of them.
Drones are the new clowns.
a clown is standing in front of a truck with a license plate that starts with the letter y
ALT: a clown is standing in front of a truck with a license plate that starts with the letter y
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December 16, 2024 at 8:05 PM
Drones are the new clowns.
Interesting fashion statement: elf-on-the-shelf John Lydon. Works, uh, for you.
December 14, 2024 at 10:13 PM
Interesting fashion statement: elf-on-the-shelf John Lydon. Works, uh, for you.
Annual reminder: Butter tarts are inedible ass. Carry on.
December 12, 2024 at 8:21 PM
Annual reminder: Butter tarts are inedible ass. Carry on.
Not normally like this. But I must say, the glee with which some of you fucking people are celebrating the cold-blooded murder of a health care insurance CEO? Good job.
December 8, 2024 at 6:45 PM
Not normally like this. But I must say, the glee with which some of you fucking people are celebrating the cold-blooded murder of a health care insurance CEO? Good job.
Are all female accounts on this site bots? Follow one back, they DM immediately. Or are my algorithms skewing perv?
December 8, 2024 at 2:25 AM
Are all female accounts on this site bots? Follow one back, they DM immediately. Or are my algorithms skewing perv?
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I am the mother of three sons.
I would sell my soul to the devil to save each of them.
Especially if I recognized the devil.
I would sell my soul to the devil to save each of them.
Especially if I recognized the devil.
December 3, 2024 at 1:06 AM
I am the mother of three sons.
I would sell my soul to the devil to save each of them.
Especially if I recognized the devil.
I would sell my soul to the devil to save each of them.
Especially if I recognized the devil.
Reposted by Mike Bell
Aaron Rodgers Takes Blame For Parts Of Game Where Jets Were Winning
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December 2, 2024 at 8:39 PM
Aaron Rodgers Takes Blame For Parts Of Game Where Jets Were Winning
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Why Democrats Lose: The Hunter Biden Pardon Complaint Edition (a.k.a. Seriously, Shut the Hell Up)
December 2, 2024 at 9:11 PM
Why Democrats Lose: The Hunter Biden Pardon Complaint Edition (a.k.a. Seriously, Shut the Hell Up)
Not December until I sleep. Not December until I sleep. Not December ...
bart simpson is sitting on the floor and says " can 't sleep clown ll eat me "
ALT: bart simpson is sitting on the floor and says " can 't sleep clown ll eat me "
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December 1, 2024 at 11:11 AM
Not December until I sleep. Not December until I sleep. Not December ...
Reminder: Cops totally, 100%, swear to god do not have monthly ticket quotas. The fact it’s Nov. 30 and they have speed traps seemingly set up on every fucking block? Total coincidence.
November 30, 2024 at 8:04 PM
Reminder: Cops totally, 100%, swear to god do not have monthly ticket quotas. The fact it’s Nov. 30 and they have speed traps seemingly set up on every fucking block? Total coincidence.
Have a The Shaggs night. You deserve it.
November 29, 2024 at 7:00 AM
Have a The Shaggs night. You deserve it.
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Weapon Added To Each Thanksgiving Place Setting In Preparation For Blowout Family Argument
November 28, 2024 at 8:03 PM
Weapon Added To Each Thanksgiving Place Setting In Preparation For Blowout Family Argument
Elections today: Who can I blame because someone has to pay. Enjoy Trump 2.025. And happy Thanksgiving family dinners, America!
November 28, 2024 at 8:24 PM
Elections today: Who can I blame because someone has to pay. Enjoy Trump 2.025. And happy Thanksgiving family dinners, America!
Let’s see how this platform works for this.
It’s the final stretch. Please consider supporting the Movember cause.
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#movember #movemberyyc #fugly #moustache #moustachioed #johnnyupton
It’s the final stretch. Please consider supporting the Movember cause.
ca.movember.com/mospace/2482...
#movember #movemberyyc #fugly #moustache #moustachioed #johnnyupton
November 28, 2024 at 7:38 PM
Let’s see how this platform works for this.
It’s the final stretch. Please consider supporting the Movember cause.
ca.movember.com/mospace/2482...
#movember #movemberyyc #fugly #moustache #moustachioed #johnnyupton
It’s the final stretch. Please consider supporting the Movember cause.
ca.movember.com/mospace/2482...
#movember #movemberyyc #fugly #moustache #moustachioed #johnnyupton
Just had a know intense craving for cinnamon buns with raisins. Fucking hate raisins in cinnamon buns. Do with that what you will.
November 27, 2024 at 5:32 AM
Just had a know intense craving for cinnamon buns with raisins. Fucking hate raisins in cinnamon buns. Do with that what you will.
How close are we to Shesterkin having a Pat Roy meltdown?
November 26, 2024 at 1:13 AM
How close are we to Shesterkin having a Pat Roy meltdown?
More like the kiddy diddler registry.
Going over to X now feels like having to check the mold infestation in your basement.
November 25, 2024 at 9:37 PM
More like the kiddy diddler registry.
So. Was he named Kenickie solely to get that one hickey rhyme in the fucking script?
November 24, 2024 at 5:00 AM
So. Was he named Kenickie solely to get that one hickey rhyme in the fucking script?
You mean there’s a positive alternative to early morning, not-outta-bed-yet doom scrolling …?
November 18, 2024 at 2:41 PM
You mean there’s a positive alternative to early morning, not-outta-bed-yet doom scrolling …?