The funniest part of musical instruments is that when you drop them on the floor they say goodbye

Casablanca post credits scene explained

Guy who stands up during every “please stand up” regardless if he’s part of the moment.

People LOVE Star Destroyers. However, their size & relative cost means they can't be a deck's main strategy. An unconditional discount on big units is very risky, so we debated Piett a lot—but people love the Capital Ship deck so much we decided the risk was worth it #FFGStaff

colleague 1: "we can push the new build starting next week"

colleague 2: "I've updated the timeline on the wiki"

the hearthstone crowd as I hit my opponent for 12:
"WOOOW WAAAA WOWHOHOOO"

me: yeah so we're looking for a loan and would like to better understand fixed vs variable rates and then simulate 8 different scenarios, is that okay?

agent 47, disguised and waiting for his target:
(rolling his eyes) yes, ofc.

Are we actually back???

guy behind me in line to the office microwave: hey man can you hurry?

me approaching the half way mark on the 35 minute 1 kilogram lasagna bolognese I put in: yeah yeah any moment now

@simpsonsquotes.bsky.social if your going to hit me with a follow then I feel adequate to hit you with my steamed hams:
youtu.be/2ihJ2GhgbKk?...

I'm being told my first post is boosted so here's a video I made about cheese.