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@mr-unfunny.bsky.social
19, male, posts mostly SFW stuff, but usually it is weird.
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Map Progress so far.
November 24, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Map Progress so far.
Minecraft Adventure Map - W.I.P
Area 4 - Bewitched Bog
Area 4 - Bewitched Bog
November 24, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Minecraft Adventure Map - W.I.P
Area 4 - Bewitched Bog
Area 4 - Bewitched Bog
Minecraft Adventure Map - W.I.P
Area 9 - Winter's Heart
Area 9 - Winter's Heart
November 23, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Minecraft Adventure Map - W.I.P
Area 9 - Winter's Heart
Area 9 - Winter's Heart
-The Infested Tree-
First "dungeon" of the Minecraft Adventure Map.
The tree itself is not my own, I used a mod to get it and then took the leaves out, edited some branches and made it darker/added the webs.
The cave was made with World Edit, the Spider boss is an enemy in the Goety Mod.
First "dungeon" of the Minecraft Adventure Map.
The tree itself is not my own, I used a mod to get it and then took the leaves out, edited some branches and made it darker/added the webs.
The cave was made with World Edit, the Spider boss is an enemy in the Goety Mod.
November 23, 2025 at 4:56 AM
-The Infested Tree-
First "dungeon" of the Minecraft Adventure Map.
The tree itself is not my own, I used a mod to get it and then took the leaves out, edited some branches and made it darker/added the webs.
The cave was made with World Edit, the Spider boss is an enemy in the Goety Mod.
First "dungeon" of the Minecraft Adventure Map.
The tree itself is not my own, I used a mod to get it and then took the leaves out, edited some branches and made it darker/added the webs.
The cave was made with World Edit, the Spider boss is an enemy in the Goety Mod.
Minecraft Adventure Map - W.I.P
Area 2 - Creeper Woods
Area 2 - Creeper Woods
November 23, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Minecraft Adventure Map - W.I.P
Area 2 - Creeper Woods
Area 2 - Creeper Woods
Minecraft Adventure Map W.I.P
Area 3 - Pumpkin Pastures
Area 3 - Pumpkin Pastures
November 22, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Minecraft Adventure Map W.I.P
Area 3 - Pumpkin Pastures
Area 3 - Pumpkin Pastures
Hyrule's nobles don't apreciate talk of their history. Especially when it involves what happened to captured enemies during the war times.
November 8, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Hyrule's nobles don't apreciate talk of their history. Especially when it involves what happened to captured enemies during the war times.
Ganon, Divine Bacon Darklord
November 7, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Ganon, Divine Bacon Darklord
Enderman, enemy from 3D Terraria
November 6, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Enderman, enemy from 3D Terraria
The Ghini, restless spirits that, despite their looks, are not as dangerous as other ghosts, prefering a good scare and annoyance over killing and posessing.
November 4, 2025 at 7:44 PM
The Ghini, restless spirits that, despite their looks, are not as dangerous as other ghosts, prefering a good scare and annoyance over killing and posessing.
Odolwa, the Cruel Jungle Deity, protector to few, destroyer to most.
November 3, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Odolwa, the Cruel Jungle Deity, protector to few, destroyer to most.
Behold the magnificent, glorious, wonderful Master Kohga!
The pinnacle of perfection, the genius of the Yiga Clan, and ten-time reigning champion of the banana-eating contest.
The pinnacle of perfection, the genius of the Yiga Clan, and ten-time reigning champion of the banana-eating contest.
November 3, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Behold the magnificent, glorious, wonderful Master Kohga!
The pinnacle of perfection, the genius of the Yiga Clan, and ten-time reigning champion of the banana-eating contest.
The pinnacle of perfection, the genius of the Yiga Clan, and ten-time reigning champion of the banana-eating contest.
Vicious, Mindless, Venomous demons that curse the swamps and jungles of Hyrule's mainland, preying on anything that moves, not to feed, but simply for the pleasure of taking a life.
November 2, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Vicious, Mindless, Venomous demons that curse the swamps and jungles of Hyrule's mainland, preying on anything that moves, not to feed, but simply for the pleasure of taking a life.
Redesign for Darknuts.
Once glorious suits of armor used by heroes of old, now puppeted by twisted winds into enforcing the Dark Lord's law.
Once glorious suits of armor used by heroes of old, now puppeted by twisted winds into enforcing the Dark Lord's law.
November 2, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Redesign for Darknuts.
Once glorious suits of armor used by heroes of old, now puppeted by twisted winds into enforcing the Dark Lord's law.
Once glorious suits of armor used by heroes of old, now puppeted by twisted winds into enforcing the Dark Lord's law.
Interpretation of the Vire enemy in Zelda.
Commands hordes of Keese, and is both attracted to, and mostly immune, to most sources of magic, feeding on it's essence.
Commands hordes of Keese, and is both attracted to, and mostly immune, to most sources of magic, feeding on it's essence.
November 2, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Interpretation of the Vire enemy in Zelda.
Commands hordes of Keese, and is both attracted to, and mostly immune, to most sources of magic, feeding on it's essence.
Commands hordes of Keese, and is both attracted to, and mostly immune, to most sources of magic, feeding on it's essence.
Gleeok, Demonic Dragon (Various elements, this one being of the lightning variety)
November 2, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Gleeok, Demonic Dragon (Various elements, this one being of the lightning variety)
One might feel an evil presence watching from the shadows, on the most terrible nights of Hyrule.
That presence might just be, the Patra.
That presence might just be, the Patra.
November 2, 2025 at 4:25 AM
One might feel an evil presence watching from the shadows, on the most terrible nights of Hyrule.
That presence might just be, the Patra.
That presence might just be, the Patra.
Wallmaster and Wizzrobe redesigns.
November 2, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Wallmaster and Wizzrobe redesigns.
Three new Zelda enemy designs for the comic:
The menacing Lynel, the spooky Redead and the chilling Armos.
Also, Happy Halloween! 🪦🎃
The menacing Lynel, the spooky Redead and the chilling Armos.
Also, Happy Halloween! 🪦🎃
October 31, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Three new Zelda enemy designs for the comic:
The menacing Lynel, the spooky Redead and the chilling Armos.
Also, Happy Halloween! 🪦🎃
The menacing Lynel, the spooky Redead and the chilling Armos.
Also, Happy Halloween! 🪦🎃
The Fierce Deity
October 27, 2025 at 6:03 PM
The Fierce Deity
Sketch of a common Hinox, for the zelda comic.
October 27, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Sketch of a common Hinox, for the zelda comic.
Grand Fairy and Dead Hand.
October 26, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Grand Fairy and Dead Hand.
The Garo Master
October 26, 2025 at 12:06 AM
The Garo Master
Ghirahim, Demise's Blade
October 25, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Ghirahim, Demise's Blade
Zelda Comic Map
October 25, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Zelda Comic Map