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Zelda Comic Map
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King K. Rool
November 28, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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Minecraft Adventure Map - W.I.P

Area 4 - Bewitched Bog
November 24, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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Minecraft Adventure Map - W.I.P

Area 9 - Winter's Heart
November 23, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Map Progress so far.
November 24, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Minecraft Adventure Map - W.I.P

Area 4 - Bewitched Bog
November 24, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Minecraft Adventure Map - W.I.P

Area 9 - Winter's Heart
November 23, 2025 at 8:47 PM
-The Infested Tree-

First "dungeon" of the Minecraft Adventure Map.

The tree itself is not my own, I used a mod to get it and then took the leaves out, edited some branches and made it darker/added the webs.

The cave was made with World Edit, the Spider boss is an enemy in the Goety Mod.
November 23, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Minecraft Adventure Map - Area Ideas

1) Emerald Plains - 🌳🏡
2) Creeper Woods - 🌲🌌
3) Pumpkin Pastures - 🎃🍂
4) Bewitched Bog - 🐊🧟‍♂️
5) Amber Dunes - 🐫🌄
6) Drowned Shoals - 🏝️🏴‍☠️
(...)
November 23, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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Minecraft Adventure Map - W.I.P

Area 2 - Creeper Woods
November 23, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Minecraft Adventure Map - W.I.P

Area 2 - Creeper Woods
November 23, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Minecraft Adventure Map W.I.P

Area 3 - Pumpkin Pastures
November 22, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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Behold the magnificent, glorious, wonderful Master Kohga!
The pinnacle of perfection, the genius of the Yiga Clan, and ten-time reigning champion of the banana-eating contest.
November 3, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Hyrule's nobles don't apreciate talk of their history. Especially when it involves what happened to captured enemies during the war times.
November 8, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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Ganon, Divine Bacon Darklord
November 7, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Ganon, Divine Bacon Darklord
November 7, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Enderman, enemy from 3D Terraria
November 6, 2025 at 7:43 PM
The Ghini, restless spirits that, despite their looks, are not as dangerous as other ghosts, prefering a good scare and annoyance over killing and posessing.
November 4, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Odolwa, the Cruel Jungle Deity, protector to few, destroyer to most.
November 3, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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Gleeok, Demonic Dragon (Various elements, this one being of the lightning variety)
November 2, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Behold the magnificent, glorious, wonderful Master Kohga!
The pinnacle of perfection, the genius of the Yiga Clan, and ten-time reigning champion of the banana-eating contest.
November 3, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Vicious, Mindless, Venomous demons that curse the swamps and jungles of Hyrule's mainland, preying on anything that moves, not to feed, but simply for the pleasure of taking a life.
November 2, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Redesign for Darknuts.

Once glorious suits of armor used by heroes of old, now puppeted by twisted winds into enforcing the Dark Lord's law.
November 2, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Interpretation of the Vire enemy in Zelda.
Commands hordes of Keese, and is both attracted to, and mostly immune, to most sources of magic, feeding on it's essence.
November 2, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Gleeok, Demonic Dragon (Various elements, this one being of the lightning variety)
November 2, 2025 at 5:08 PM
One might feel an evil presence watching from the shadows, on the most terrible nights of Hyrule.
That presence might just be, the Patra.
November 2, 2025 at 4:25 AM